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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Dont Come Knocking

Last week, I went for a press screening.

About 6 om, outside the swanky downtown, bayside office, we were all standing around, having fags.

The multi millionaire boss asked me, who looked ready to go.

"Where are you off to?"

The colleague then added :"Let's go to this Caribbean pub down Club street, you can sing there!"
Excited me spoke up, amongst the noises from the traffic in the background.

"I want!!! But! But I need to go for a press screening!"

Suddenly, the air was still, they all looked solemn. They suddenly looked concerned. Like WTH.

Finally, the other colleague spoke up :"So, you're going to the doctor ah?"

I was like :" Heh?"

"ya lah! Breast screening, like for cancer all that ah?"

Oh my goodness. I yelled :" Press screening! Like movie press screening leh!"

OHHHH!!!! , their reply rhymed..

The super stylo boss then spoke up :" Alamak.. I heard breast feeding"

EHheuheuhuee.. the shameee the shameee...

I think next time must say movie screening or something.

Anyway, yeah, I went for PRESS screening last week.


It was an arty farty yet real flick, by Wim Wenders. To be out soon.

It was the story about a famous cowboy actor, like that of Clint Eastwood, much adored by the women kind.. and getting old liao.. but supposedly still Sexy. But this one is screwed up. This stupid cowboy is involved with endless scandals on women, drugs, fights and whatnots. Not a surprise I suppose. With power and money comes scandals and other boh liao stuff.

So, during on of his movie shoot, somewhere in the desert, he went coke-high (I reckon) and fled with a horse and his gears. He just went fleeing off the set......

and disappeared.. into the sunset.

Everyone on set went ballistic. They obviously couldnt finish the movie without him, so they sent an officer to hunt him down.

Sam Shepherd is the scandalous cowboy, Howard Spence. He's supposed to be sexy, though old, but his crooked teeth look just awful leh.

Howard, off from the desert, went to his mother whom he hasn't seen for decades, seeking for refuge. Althought, he could not stay for long as he was being hunted down.

He has one damn cool mom I tell you. Heheuhue.. she's damn cool lah. She even covered for him. His mom then told him about this old flame of his who got his kid. She lives in Montana and so off he fled to Montana. Not quite sure what he was looking for though, the kid, the old flame or more refuge, or meaning to his life.

Jessica cowboy's old flame, Doreen

Howard found his son from Doreen and saw exactly himself in the son. Explosive behaviour, disgusting tempers, wrecked sanity... just like him...
His son croons at a nearby pub at nights, like Elvis, but a damn damn sadder version.
This hoe of his makes quite a colourful supporting actress, I'd say, with her weird accent, character, fashion sense and crazy antics.

In Montana, he also met a newly found daughter of his, from another old flame, whom he cant bloody remember. She was sweet as pie. She led him through milestones of thoughts... Get that guy some sense man! What kind of man is that? Leaving kids all over the place. Those stupid movie stars really hor! Irresponsible bastards. In fact, not just movie stars, most men are lah. Basket.

All along, this cowboy has not changed his colour... he and his hoes prevail.. everywhere. He would wake up not knowing where he is, who those skanks are..
Can's someone donate some condoms to him?? Or his vasectomy fund please?

This world does not need another abandoned kids, man!

Such is life.


Tim Roth plays the straight, rather annoying officer, I dunno why I find him so annoying leh. It's still the Tim Roth I know though.
This officer went hunting down for Howard, who was 'lost' into the desert.

When he finally found Howard, Howard almost just found himself.

Or not.

You decide.

Urgh... sometimes, i think men need to be jailed, just being themselves.


At 9:55 PM, Anonymous Snake gently snorted that...

Hmm! Very disturbing. Sss...:I
Alot of referrence to 'cowboy', is this a follow up movie to broke back mountain? Sss...:J

At 11:05 PM, Anonymous fiona gently snorted that...

upload the pics from friday! :D

At 12:23 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

no no.. not broke back lah..
the stupid cowboy goes for the hoes.. urgh.. go watch if u wan lah. quite entertaining i must say.

fi: yep yepp.. just did.. will put up soon!

beb, why u disappeared on sat huh? HUH?? HUHHHH?????????? *bete face*

At 10:32 AM, Anonymous blackcat gently snorted that...

Dearest Makcik,

I just met a long lost friend. He's into some kind of property investment. He owns a residential unit at Centrepoint. He deals quite a bit of business at Jakarta. Btw, he's doing homecare too.

Maybe get U to meet him next month as he'll be away to Beijing. I also need to sweet talk him into buying something at Lucky Plaza...hehe! He gave me some insights about property and what to be expected when the IR is up and running.

Anyway, I hope U'd understand if U find him abit naughty, the wifey is pregnant laah...hahahaha!!

At 3:46 PM, Anonymous poche gently snorted that...

YEAH!!! *tambah bete face*

At 5:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

silly celly says :

blackcat; naughty? bah. wife pregnant so wat? guys shd stop finding ex uses to be such arses. he's into property huh , I shd tell him abt walton den. when u gonna make YOUR $ work harder for u leh?

poche = I know rite! next time fi backs out, we spank her upside down can?

At 5:30 PM, Anonymous poche gently snorted that...

can! we know where she lives wahaha

At 1:02 PM, Anonymous blackcat gently snorted that...

I'm working on something with Jeremy at the moment. If able to earn abit then see how lah.

Eh, U checked Ur BP recently anot? So easily get angry ane kuan...

I have a question to ask...but thru email lahh ok?

At 2:26 PM, Anonymous blackcat gently snorted that...

Since U visit clubs alot, have U applied for that citibank's clear platinum? I think the card very suitable for U...

At 3:38 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

poche: muahahahahhaha... ok onz.. we test her this weekend.

blackcat: whats BP? heuheuhue.. eh. I got my Citibank Platinum visa. i think its good enuf. but i got too many citibank cards now.. shits.. need to cancel and get uob or hsbc one

At 4:31 PM, Anonymous blackcat gently snorted that...

UOB will make U fat laah. Give U good makan at good restraunt only. HSBC can only let U pay $1/- for movie tickets and other childish stuff..hahaha! And I'm very hapi wif my Posbank ATM card that I have since a kid!:)

At 9:59 PM, Blogger No need for it.. just things and are stuff for gently snorted that...

Oww btw.. dad said something that the credit card you having now hor. is only temorarily disabled.... he didn't cancel it fully...

Did you just cut it into pieces and dump them down the rubbish bin???

Or did you know this already and still using it abusively....

Dad actually gave outa sigh about your expenditure in sing.. hahahaha.....


At 10:37 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

eh... aiyah,... i told him that i hv a lot of expenditures nowadays.. coz mom is here.. and did he forget he did not want to support her at all upon divorce.
somebody has to keep her alive right?

i only use his cards to pay my phone bills and internet bills leh..cant he help a bit?

the rest on my own card u know?

then he so broke how come can buy car leh?

aiyah.. he excuse only lah


tell him i love him thou..



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