Green Olde Me

Just the other day, I stunned myself.
That's quite rare. I don't normally surprise myself. Oh Blimey, maybe I do.


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I looked up my archived files and found a file that was titled:

FYP final.

My Final year project essay.

Tee Hee Hee..

I openned the file and

Voila!

Fyucking 135 pages.

How did I come up with such long bullshit??
Heehuehuehuehue… So fun. I got A for writing crapshyits…

But I read already hor.. .. I was like.. WTH was I talking about manggg,, How did I know so much ah?? And that was just a year ago. My gold fish genes are taking over!!!

I have become sooo stupid, almost reading alien files.. what steam turbine, what isentropic efficiency.. what shyittt you talking about???

I read and read and I became fascinated. It was kinda rolling back to me slowly.
Alot of " Oh yaaaahh.. "... "Oooh...brardy heow." and " Alamak lehhh..."

My whole FYP was about cogeneration. Wait, before I bore you to sleep or worse, comatose. I am not gonna explain to you what’s cogeneration.
But I must tell you it was mostly based on a power plant in Singapore that produces electricty and heat out of RUBBISH! Yes! It runs on wood waste. Cool. Ahh..!!! It’s in Tuas leh. But of course they can't sell their electricity lah, only used for within the grid.

These things bring out my green peace passion and yadah yadah. I’m inborn with it. I’ve always been a very environmentally friendly person. Even in secondary school, I was one of those girls who refused to buy sandwich from Stall 1 in the canteen because they used plastic bags!!!

I bought mee rebus anytime man, can re-use the bowls. See, well honed green green green person.

In the pretty rare occasion where I flick my cig butts on roadside or stair corners, that would be either because I am drunk, I am angry at the world or the next bin is at least 150 m away.

What to do right? Who’s fault leh?
But don’t worry, very very little liao.
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But of course in Jakarta different lah, you will get fined if you don’t litter.

But let’s move onto the bigger picture, forget cig butts or chewing gum. Liddle issues.
It’s time that the world worries about the depletion of oil supply and the massive air polution going on.

* sound effect: Deng deng deng.. deng…………*

Wot happenned to the many many potentials of alternative fuels?

Me, Jac and Sham met a jovial British lad at Harry's down Holland Village last Saturday.
We were just complaining about the pathetic, stupid, moronic yellow boxes drawn over smoking-allowed tables in the pubs. We quested and fought for yellow boxes.

Like in army lidat leh.. kanna punish under the sun, must smoke in yellow boxes pleaseee..


It was pathetic.

Okay lah, sorry lah. We smokers are outcasts in this world.

Quitting okay?

We finally sat down then there's this angmoh just as happy to find a yellow box. He was just sitting next to us. And we got talking.

The man is a mine/underground engineer who is building our SMRT circle line eh!!!!

DONT PRRAY PRRAY!!! Important man lehh..

Interesting, he told us a few things too many. About his work, previous, current, and the problems encountered.

Halfway, he complained about how SAFE Singapore is. SAFE (Super Annoving Frivolous Enactments)

One evening after work, the jovial lad was hanging out at Holland Village for drink with his friends. These friends of his used to be his colleagues for numerous previous projects all around the globe, the projects were mostly about underground bunkers, mines and tunnels, it involved tunnel testing, safety investigation, explosion tests, etc etc. So... they haven't met for a long time and were tied up in very exciting conversations regarding their past experiences.


They were talking about what explosives to use to test what... how big and how useful is this explosive and how good, how effective... how to put the explosives ..
and suddenly... someone tapped on the lad's shoulder.



He turned around and saw some strange Chinese face.

"Yes?" The lad started.

"May I know why you're talking about explosives?"

"Do I know you?"

"I am from the Singapore Police Force", he took out his badge and showed to the Brit lad.

"Er, so? Am I comitting any crime?"

"Why are you talking about explosives? You know you shouldnt talk about that! Especially in public!"

"But we are explosive experts, we work in tunnels and all that. We were talking about work"

"You know I can suspect you as terrorist and catch you!"

"Huh? Well, I am not!"

"You know that's why, you shouldn't be talking about explosives!"

$%^&@#!)&_O()@!~~:":!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



You see lah!!! This is Singapore hor! Be careful what you talk about in pubs leh!

Warraw..

SO SAFEEEE HORRRRR.........


Anyway, the Brit lad and me touched on some energy issues:


1. Hydrogen bombs:

What happen to this? So much hoo ha last time. Yah Yeah. its not economical and all that shit. To fuse the hydrogen and oxygen together is just too expensive.
Apparently, yes... we have started using it for some projects, though not in cars and in a public scale as they are still worried about safety issue. But we do not have polluting problem with this one as the by-products are just water, nice! We can save draughts as well.

So, if we have a Hydrogen plant, then it produces energy and water eh! All-in-one Utility supplier! heuheuheue.. Thou that must be some of the most expensive water ever made, mang...

But yeah, for now, only for projects with tight safety supervision. But, wahh.. apparently people got start using oleady!!...
So, it's all about the wait.. Maybe next time got mini Hydrogen plant at the back of your beemer or somesing.. hueheuhe


2. Bio fuels

Ah.. yesh. I have been attending seminar abourit. All these esters, ethanol, diesel mixed or purely made of biomass, e.g plants waste or rubbish or basically plants.
Good shit. Now now.. go buy biodiesel supporting vehicles. Buy Hybrid cars too!

It will be worth in the long run. Save the world mahh..

I think I will invent hybrid3 vehicles, which run on a mix of solar energy, Hydrogen bombs, bio-fuels and self-charging-kinetic-operated batteries.

Yay!!!

Oh, eh, I watched Pirates of the Caribbean 2 with mommy last week's Monday.
Jack Sparrow is way cool lah. He he.. He is like Captain Scary yah!!! Weird but... alluring bleh. hahah.. Mr Depp is just blardy good. I laughed my guts out in the middle of the show.
Go watchie, plus it's becoming the most revenue raking movie of the year in Hollywood.
Wee..