My Madder is damnn Farneee

Tu Madre Loca?


NO no..



Mio Madre Karina!




The other day, she was singing along to the serenade coming out of her iPod Nano.
She was listening to Frank Sinatra singing 'I've Got You Under My Skin'.

Suddenly, she took off one ear piece and yelled at me..



Mom: I've got yewwww underrr my skin?? Wah?? Why leh? Why under the skin?? Got lice ah?? Under the skin scary leh..


Me: No lah.. means, he really can feel her like she's under his skin.


Mom: Not itchy meh?? Got lice ah??


Me: Urgh... my mom is crazy.


I also signed her up at the Fitness First. Thought she might be less bored.
So she attended the Body Jam classes, Yoga, Pilates and all that. I asked her when she came home one day.


Me: "So, how? What did you learn today?"

Mom: " Aiyoh.. so fun.. I was dancing to the girlfriend freak freak song?"

Me: WTH..

Mom: You know.. the one saying.. dontcha wish your girlfren freak like me.. Your favourite lahh..


Me Haha.. so how how? How did you dance it?


Mom : Like this..


She then proceeded to doing some hip thrusts, but a bit psycho-motocally unsynchronised one. Damn cute. Then she flapped her both hands backwards in the air and strutted around the room, saying :" Like this.. like this lorr.. something like this lah."


Me : The instructor man ah?

She nodded.


Me : Cute?

Mom : CUtEeeee...

Me: Gay anot??

Mom : errmm.. Noo.. Dunnoo...

Me: Heh?

Mom: Coz he was singing along.. "Doncha wish your boyfriend was.."... then he slaps himself shyly.. saying.."Ahh.. Cannot sing lidat".."

COnsprem gay lah..

As long as she's enjoying herself lah.
My mom is damn cute lah. I want to auction her off already . Haha..

We still argue sometimes.. but.. well, bo pian what.. sure argue one.

MA4 JIU SHI AI!!!!




So,

I've been reading SugarBoyfriend's blog

I am hereby admitting and proclaiming that I AM IN LOVE WITH SUGARBF!!!

AS in.. I really, really love his persona. He is fyucking, fyucking, fyucking hilarious.. fyucking talkative and fyucking tehhhh for a guy.. but damn damn farnee.. damn witty, observant, out of this world... Go read Go read!!! Fyucking farnee fella..

Especially love his version of Bill Gate's Microsoft.



I wonder what he's like. He commented in my blog before. SO I think he knows me.
As in, heard of me, or read me before.

Anyone knows who sugar bf is?? Even if he's bald with a bulging tummmy, I'd still like some piece of him.
He must be of some character, would really be amazing to get to know him in flesh.

I've been reading his blog entries, and scarily, we have similarities.

We both complain, swear, wail, analyse and comment a lot yet we have our sentimental sides posting mushy entries which deserve a slap in the head. Our random rantings seem to both churn out pretty witty shits from time to time.

He also said that girls his age are like toilets..
Well, i did say that guys are all like public toilets too! ..

Coz they're either engaged or full of shit..

Weahh.. He is also damn horny, naughty, havoc-stirring, rude-sometimes yet quite nice.. just like me. And, he seems to still be searching for his THE ONE. He also speaks of Fate and Karma. Ahhh.. and yet, he is so realistic, he would say things like :" She and me were not meant to be!" Just like how I put it across about me and Captain Scary or my Mr Right. He's written very heart wrenching poems too.

This man is one undecypherable phenomenon.

I don't know, but I can related a lot to whatever he writes. Like.. so close yet so near.. Like I might know him but I probably don't...

This mystery is exciting me!!

What could he be like??

He blogs sporadically though and pretty rarely lately.


*shrugs*..



I really would love to meet up with this monkey.


Just want to know who he could be.