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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Muah Muah Muah Muah

Saturday - 17th June is Irene Tiong's Birthday, my lovely lovely colleague. She's so cuteeeee..
She and Michelle make my life so much easier at work. Okay, Richmon too, though he is soooooo annoyinggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg............

Irene and I are crazy about learning French and Salsa nowadays.

I have been speaking to her some French phrases all afternoon, simple ones like Bon Jour, Bon Soir, Je vous sans prie and all that.

I wanted to look for the French phrase for Happy Birthday, but to no avail.

So I decided to say it in French accent lah..

Me: "Babe, I still don't know what Happy Birthday is in French, so I say Happy Birthday in French accent lah..

Irene: "Eh.. okay lor"

Me: " Haevvyy VershhDeeeyy"

Michelle then told me that I didn't really sound French, I just sounded like I got a few front teeth knocked off.


So, I tried harder. I know Happy would be Bon, or whatever lah.. Like Bon Voyage all these.. can use lah..

I dont know birth but I know baby is enfant..

And day would be Jour..


Me: " Okay lah babe, I say to you Happy BabyDay in French lahh."

Irene: " Ehh.."

Me: " Bon Enfant Jour.."

Irene: "Thank you.. " (incomprehensible smiles)..

Ocht well, I tried me best you know.
So, me iz want to learn sum French eh.
Not to get Frenchmen of course, coz they have huge ugly noses and horrible accent, but to sound romantic when scolding people...


"Darling, Mierde "


He would smile back, wouldn't he?

Ahnyway, I went to Jurong Point with mom and bro a few days ago. Mom went to cut her hair real short and now she looks like she's 20 plus. Jiarat.

And I saw that Jurong Point was having this Ultraman show..

so, here is Ultramen show at jurong Point.

They must be paid a lot.. to be clothed in steaming hot spandex-plastic costumes like that, walking around a stage like there's a durian up their ass and between the balls.

My brother thought that if they don't walk like that, their balls might get squashed. I don't really want to know.

Anyway, the kids sounded happy to see them do silly things like that. Supposed that's enough for the Ultramen. To get himself redeemable for the paychecks. May be quite a lot leh. Very shiong job you know?

I guess I never really had this childhood so I didn't know such bliss.

We grew up too fast.

When I was really wee, we used to borrow a lot of Lazer Discs (yes, it was like 1980s), we would borrow from the Lazer Disc man who came by once or twice a week to our house in Jakarta.

Mom would borrow the cartoons for us. She would see the cover, see cartoon characters and borrow for us.


Me and brother ended up watching this pornographis Japanese cartoon flick when I was 8 (or 9 or 10) cause mom didn't know it was Hentai. Heuhuehue..

We grew up fast but it wasn't our fault, okay. She screamed the moment she saw what we were watching, but the hentai was going towards the ending liao.. heheheh...

Aiyah, sooner or later will learn all these what... Donch Worry..

I took more pics with my iPaq the other day. I love it more and more. My life kinda depends on it liao. I think the day I lose it I will die, better insure first.

The amazing thing is all data and information are stored in a server, so if I do lose the handset, I can always recall the data from the server to my new unit. Voila!!!!

My baby , My iPaq...

Ah.... So slick.. I am thinking of painting the cover or sticking those film/sticker on top of it, cost 30 bucks in those carts in shopping centre. Worth it anot ah???

Here's me and iPaqie babie..

So chio... *I mean the iPaqie.. *

The camera is actually 2 Megapixels..

Notch bad .. can see pweety but cannot see pimples..


what a nice day..

Time for sing-along-song....


I am thinking of cutting my hair short..
Like those cute Japanese manga heroines, with bangs and shaggy ends, ears covered and whispy back.

What do you think?


At 6:33 PM, Anonymous Snake gently snorted that...

Hmm! Not sure how you would actually look like with your hair short. But if you're going to look like those cute Jap manga heroines, you'll also have to have big round eyes & other things too. Hopefully though, you won't look too boyish. Sss...;P

At 6:53 PM, Anonymous Liddle Brudder.. gently snorted that...


Me nono bou that lorr.... > . > so furnee... i can only imagine mom's shocked face... har har... Aih... so much things going on... i'm planin on having the whole lot of me frenz over for dinner there when we are at sing...^^ so that we could save money or something ..... hehehe.. just see lar horr....

At 2:16 AM, Anonymous e gently snorted that...

Selamat Ulang Tahun = Bon Anniversaire = Happy Birthday :)

At 9:35 AM, Blogger Vandalin gently snorted that...

I sound like a fyuking genius, dance like a maniac. wahahhahaha!

PS. I do salsa, yes. even in the clubs. You should see the people get outta the way, when you salsa in Zouk.

At 2:04 PM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

ultraman fucking kicks ass, man.

At 9:01 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...



snake: aiyorr.. i dun have big round eyes.. maybe can enlarge..

liddle brudder: wiwin darling. yeah lahhh u ask koko!!! we watched hentai halfway then mom walked in heuheuehuheue... damn funny..

i cant wait til ure here,,, muax muax.. of course dinner would be niceee...

say hi to daddy eh.. it was Father's Day yesterday!


vandalin: they go out of the way coz u stepping all over their toes dahleeng!!!

adrian: dude!! where you beennnnnnnnnnn....???????
been sometime leh.. lets hang out/drink/party soon!!
And ultraman kick ass?? hmm.. were you one of the ultranen in Jurong Point last week???????


At 2:22 PM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

HAHAHAHA, no lah, I was a huge fan of the ultraman series when I was a kid.

At 3:03 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

Adrian: Don Lie.
u that closet ultraman drag queen rite,Ad/????

At 10:48 AM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

Eh? Ultraman got drag one meh??

At 12:46 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

got got.. heh heh.. i always tot they quite booby leh

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Whatever works... I got space and that's all that's important. HAH!

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