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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Sunday, June 25, 2006

I AM GONNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING DISGUSTING

I BEG YOUR PARDON.

I NEED TO SHOW MY DIARY HOW MY WOUND LOOKS 2 DAYS AGO.



I ALMOST THOUGHT GOT MAGGOTS ON THEM..







Good thing Violet and mom forced me to see the GP, who was by the way, VERY HANDSOME!

Even my mom said so. Like mother , like daughter.


He bathed and cleansed my wound, which stank like raw meat, mom said.

He was so nice, ahh.. I am going back on Friday to see doctor again..


But now, it's kinda healing nicely. Still very painful when I stretch the calf or rub it against something.

It's also fyucking painful when mom cleanses it.

But it's red and pink and less pus-sy, pus-ly or however you describe moist-with-pus




Eh he he..

Today no nice picture.


Viva Argentina...!!!!


No?

14 Comments:

At 10:07 AM, Anonymous Jay "Kaypoh" Walk gently snorted that...

Wow, that looked pretty NASTY!!

Speedy recovery!

p.s. Eh. So you going to tackle the doctor or not har?

 
At 10:23 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

jay walk: coz i respect and love my mom. i think i'll let her make the first tackle.

if she decided not to, maybe i'll take over from there.


hahahahaha!

 
At 1:37 PM, Blogger Alex gently snorted that...

ok, tats really gross.

 
At 3:57 PM, Blogger Doreen gently snorted that...

*Ouchy OUCH*!!! This is serious man! Must be very painful.....I feel for you....TAKE CARE OF IT GAL!

 
At 4:11 PM, Anonymous Blackcat gently snorted that...

At last have time to read some of your latest. Try applying jelly gamat (sea cucumber in a gel form). My friend who has a deep cut at the shin has benefited from it and he's a diabetic.

 
At 4:28 PM, Anonymous Blackcat gently snorted that...

Below is some information about the gamat thing...


What is Sea Cucumber / Gamat?
Sea cucumbers (Class Holothurians) are cylinder-shaped invertebrate animals that live in the sea.
These nocturnal animals have a life span of about 5 to 10 years. It is estimated there is about 1100 sea cucumber species in the world but only 40 species is found in Malaysian waters.
Gamat is available in various shapes and colors, black, white, brown, stripe, etc. The highest therapeutic value and most nutritious species is the golden yellow in color- known as the Golden Sea Cucumber or Stichopus hermanii.
It is active at night and one needs to dive down 60-70 feet to get it. Its size is as big as a human palm and can vary accordingly to the place and sea level. The biggest gamat is about one foot long.
They have a notable power of self-mutilation as a defense mechanism. When bothered, sea cucumbers can expel the exterior part of their viscera through a violent muscular contraction that can break the wall of the body. The lost parts regenerate rapidly.
More amazingly, it can afford to live after being cut and thrown back into the sea. A gamat cut into two, thrown into the sea will become two gamats.
Gamat has good therapeutic value, thus it's potential to be commercialized in the field of modern treatment and cosmetics. There are many gamat products available in the market such as, "ibu gamat water", "dry ibu gamat", "gamat oil", "gamat powder", "gamat balm", etc. Because of its unpleasant smell and salty taste, many customers are reluctant to drink or eat it.
What is Gamat Jelly?
Gamat Jelly is a type of drink formulated for health, wound healing and for skin texture.
It contains a high content of protein, collagen and mucopolysaccharide(MPS). It is difficult to dry gamat because of its mucus like jelly content.
The collagen content in Gamat far exceeds that from shark's fin and it does not contain heavy metals like lead and mercury.
Gamat Jelly is rich in protein and natural minerals like magnesium, zinc, copper, sodium, potassium, phosphorous and iodine. These stimulate growth and promote body metabolism. It has neither side effects nor toxicity and is safe for consumption.

 
At 6:16 PM, Blogger Chris gently snorted that...

yuck!!! pui!!! gross!!!

 
At 7:50 PM, Anonymous Snake gently snorted that...

Like I said earlier, get the clinical maggots & put on your wound for 1 week. You'll see the results would be most pleasing. However, till then, all I can say is," you poor, poor girl". Sss....:(
BTW, you must be on damn long MC lah?

 
At 11:14 PM, Anonymous WinterAngelzzZ gently snorted that...

hey celle..gotta take care of the wound eh..gd tat u're seein a GP..my best friend had the same accident like u when she's lil..& the scar is haunting her till now..try not to eat any dark colored food(eg:dark soy sauce~old granny's myth if u get wat I meant)rest well! =)

 
At 10:07 AM, Blogger Vandalin gently snorted that...

Some major infection man... well... at least you got your leg caressed by one handsome doctor.

How come I don't get chio chio nurse one?

Eh, celly, ever think about wearing a nurse's outfit?

Btw, Friday Jitterbugs free lah. BUT I don't mind going to Union. When you go you tell me lah! Btw, lost my phone so you have to give me one more time.

 
At 6:25 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

alex: hehe ,, sorry leh... must keep it REAL mahhhhhh

blackcat: wah.. sounds cheem but i think for now i just follow wat doctor say lah.. he got give me med and the wound is much much better now


doreen: Thank you babe!!!

winterangelz: oh man.. really cannot eat all those dark things ah.. means cant drink stout ah?
i think better stay away from those damn exhaust pipes.. they're evil!!!

snake: eh heh clinical maggots.. no maggot watsoever thank u.. gross

chris: hehe sorry lah.. haha...

vandalin: dun tink gg dance anytime soon. my calf pain when i move too much.


ah.. not on MC at all..
still wear heels and work.. actually wear heels much better than flats.. with flats my calf stretched very pain..

 
At 7:45 PM, Anonymous blackcat gently snorted that...

Good to know that the wound is getting better. Btw, has Mich's throat got better? She was coughing(the dry kind) when I last met her. Didn't you tell her about the detox thing?

 
At 9:57 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

blackcat: yep.. she did go for detox.. but she so lazy in the end i think din drink much.. i know it didnt exactly taste like coca cola lah.. she still coughin

 
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