The Faraway Land Tale (Part IV)
PART 4
Captain was staggering across the pier, drunk and of course moody.
He kept thinking. "Princess Silly, princess sillly.."
How wonderful life would be if she was always around, chattering about him, adding myriad of colours into his charcoal- dark, badger-sad life.
So, he went to the nearby rose bed and plucked a few stalks. He picked those with many thorns and dried up petals. He’s got no taste in flowers, nor is he romantic in the slightest sense.
So, when he smelled the roses and he got even higher.
Princess Silly.
He walked over and he surprised her from the back by aggresively scratching the rose thorns at the back of her neck.
At which, she screamed so loud
She turned around and saw HIM.
"Caapp.... Caapptainn Scary...."
"That's my name, Princess".
Captain ate KangKong the night before and he still got some stuck in his front teeth.
"Whaa.. Whaatt,, could you possibly be doing here? At such undecent hours of the day? Monsieur"
"Ermm.. it's sunrise time, Madamme"
"Indeed it is, you should be asleep!"
"I couldn't"
"You couldn't sleep? Oh, but why?"
"Because.. My mind's in a murky puddle, Princess.."
"Hmm.. Why would that be? Pray tell me..".
"Because of you Princess, I couldnt help not thinking about you... and thinking about what I should say next...right this moment..."
"Well, what were you going to say, Captain??" Princess helped.
Captain looked down to the ground and spotted some ants busy working at a tree stalk. He smiled and looked up at his Princess. Their eyes met.
His very words were:
" Princes, I … err.. ..
"Captain!!"
"YES??"
" You're trying to bonk me, is it?"
"Er, that would be nice!"
"Oh, Princess... I LOVE YOU!!!!"
"Oh Captain.. " She was lost for words.. " Ermm.. that's good to know..."
"Wait..you mean.. don't you love me??????????"
"Ah, no lah.. act cool only... of course I do.. "
"Oh Princess..."
They broke into a couple dance.. (Banghra movie style)
(picture not quite appropriate, I know, sue me)
Princess Silly and Captain Scary strolled along the shore, back to the village,
with the ravishing sunrise in the background,
hand in hand.
They couldn't keep their hands off each other.
And they lived happily Ever after.
THE END
*Play " When I fall in Love", by Nat King Cole…. *
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Sorry, you believe it ended like that?
There’s only, "Whatever after".
So. Let’s wheeze back to the story before that silly phrase "Happy Ever After".
To minimize your confusion, we are now at the part when Captain declared his undying love to Princess.
(Which of course was half a lie, there’s no such shit as undying. In fact, I don’t even know there’s such thing as love. I tell you ‘happy ever after’ is fyucking boollllocks…)
Let’s make this more interesting, I’ve never done an interactive story telling before. Muahaha…
After the sunrise and all the commotion and declaration of love vows and all that shits.
1. Met a much much hunkier captain, Captain PITT, on board the most magnificent ship, which just arrived at the shore.
2. Died of laryngitis (damn serious case one)
3. Found out that Captain Scary was actually Captain Scully. ( of X FILES fame)…and that’s THE SECRET!
4. Found her lost ‘pearl of the angels’, transformed into a fat cupid and flew back to the heavens above.
Let’s take a poll..
Whichever option is most popular, I shall use to continues…. AND YES I WILL CONTINUE EVEN IF YOU CHOOSE 2!!!!!!! I AM HOW IMAGINATIVEEEE!!!!
(to be continued…)
Written byL: Auntie*elly- that bored, stupid, old tart
Or seriously. You guys, is anyone even following the story?
I miss blogging. Forget it for awhile lah hor…
10 Comments:
Fongseng rocks:I vote 2!!!!!
Hey Celly... gue sih lagi follow up on ur stories!
Do keep it coming babe!
Ok.... i want the part princess become fat cupid! Which then falls in love with a mortal in Capt Pitt, who died of larygitis and found out that Capt scary is actually Scully!
fongseng? heuheuheuhuehue
cyborg: imran... ehh.. i said CHOOSE ONE LEHHH
wahhh....HK ah. shiok. rem to buy some lao por ban for me. hehehe... as for tiesto, well, i'll enjoy on ur behalf. hue hue hue...
I vote all of the above... and more. Let your spastic imagination go wild. The captain and the princess should go flying off into the sunset in a blaze of surreal glory and amidst untamed confusion.
shephers: kudos to you. i think you should go ahead and write kids lullaby stories
troubadour: all the above would be too confusing lah
i choose... wah lau ur choices also like no choice... what iffff.... the pirate's parrot kena bird flu?
it's very common to end a story with a death of one of the main characters (indon 20-30's style.) but the way he/she dies might be interesting. i vote 2; both died because of some STD, not because of laryngitis. that way, you can throw one morale of the story: use protection if you want to play-play with an unearthly looking creature. :)
makanmonkey: heh? bird flu i think taht time non existent tho.. i hv to sync with the period lah
fool: err dy, that morale a bit overtaught. hope got ppl listen
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