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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Sunday, March 26, 2006

Asian Aerospace babes

Men are disgusting creatures.


At the slightest mention of what 'could' be suggestively dirty, they'd jump at the chance and turn the whole ordeal into a porn circus.

Tsk. Tsk..

So, enough about my pussiecats.

I watched 'Failure To Launch' yesterday. I must say, it was under expectation.

Sex And The City it was not. But it was still Carrie Bradshaw in the big screen alrite.

Only it wasnt half as good. The plot was predictable, well kinda.
But Sarah was gorgeous as usual, I wonder how many centuries of asthanga yoga I must practise before I attain that sort of lovely biceps..
Not enough time this lifetime for sure.

Matthew Mc Connaughey is cute as usual. In his non-chalant, slightly quirky way.
He made the 9.50 bucks half worthy.

I hate talking about cute guys nowadays, actually.

Cute guys are even more useless than the normal ones. Not that I normally like the cute ones only. I like the scary ones too. Haha..

Ok, to sum it, I just hate talking about guys nowadays. I am trying to forget about all the men I know in my life, who have touched me in more than a friendly way.

You know, my emotional baggage is so heavy that if there was a soul plane, I would be charged with overweight issues.

Why am I wailing again? WTH.

Ok. I shall put more pictures... Wail first then put pictures, standard huh?

I went to Asian Aerospace. Wahaha...

The planes, the sky and THE pilots... Now we're talking.

The say this TAI TAI looks like maybe she owns the bloody copter.

*wishful thinking*

Smile for the wish... tell you what... this entry is full of pictures of me and planes leh.. how like that? Why not I post another babe's picture also??


So here's Michie babe and the copter.

Michelle and our fighter copter...
Apache is way cooler than F-16..
In a way, anyway. Like.. cooler what.. more windy...

I stole some pictures of the pilots.. but.. hmm.. not very sightly huh?

Me and Apache and some pilots' butts.. (obviously not very nice ones)

We are taking flight now..


Mich was really, actually excited about it...

Don't forget the torpedoes, I mean missiles... nice shape eh


Mich is a serious one.


Then she copycat.. basket..

Actually, you have to be 12 and below to mount this cute little vehicle and take pictures...

So cute I cant believe they'd use it to fight for peace...
Actually they don't... else you'd have to have 12 year old soldiers right??
That's like more morbid than paedophilia eh..
So this was a fake one for the kids to take pictures, I reckon..
The seat was so small leh... I could only place half my buttocks..

So anyway, there was this little queue for the small kiddies to mount and take pics..

I insisted that I was just a little over 12...I pouted and swayed my legs a bit too..

They let me mount....

Eh hehehehe...

More babe..

More meeee... with hair in the face of course...

not very glam I know..

RED REDREDDDDDD .. more hairy face..

I swear she can be a model lorr.. look at the pose.. she dun believe...

We walked around the static displays and whoops.. a copter was under test or something..
Its blades were spinning at top speed or something...
Freaking windy, almost blew my top off (dramatising) , but it never took flight.. so maybe it's like the air-con of the area. I wonder how much it's paid to fan the whole bloody airfield.

hehe... I so silly.. SO???????

(THE AIRFIELD AIR CON)--- or so Celly says..

We then boarded this static challenger plane that can be chartered for some private jetting around...

Bloody jet set people... waste money.. donate to me can already what..

There must be a freaking reason why the head of the plane is called COCK-PIT.

Kinky place.

Anyway, I think it's more confusing than kinky..

But can pose lahh...
I can Pose like I know what I am doing..

Err... why the steering wheel like ATARI one????? (REALLY!!!!)

You think for fun ah???

Where's the other half??

Captain CELLY and Captain MICH



More piloting next... hmm.. I think I'm supposed to talk about HONG KONG too..

What else did I owe???



At 9:32 PM, Blogger WhiteShepherd gently snorted that...

Oh you're so right. I mean, the way you talk about COCKpits and the shape of missiles and torpedos only "could be" suggestively dirty!

At 10:45 PM, Anonymous blackcat gently snorted that...

What's up with those first few sentences??? Not fair laah.....I guess you are excercising your freedom of speech...but it hurts ok...

At 11:07 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... ok lah.. then how? i delete and repost for you?? please lorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..

I say what i want.. and its true they have interesting shapes what.. argh.. ok lah.. maybe i should take that one back..

the cockpit thing everyone also joked about it watt.. no mehh..



yes.. freedom of speech indeeed... and its true wat.. all men are disgusting lorrr..



At 12:04 AM, Blogger WhiteShepherd gently snorted that...

The term "cockpit" originally referred to a pit where roosters fought, then during WWI it was used to describe any tightly enclosed space used by people, ie. in ships, planes, cars, etc. It seems to have stuck with planes. Missiles and torpedos are shaped that way due to aerodynamicy. A cube flying through the air creates too much drag. I knew these things already, you're the one who's mind is in the gutter lah!

At 8:54 AM, Anonymous Blackcat gently snorted that...

Why?...U are not usually like this. Ok laah, I'm not going to argue with you over this matter as it'll only prolong your anger. If saying such things make you happy, so be it. Well, men especially moi are indeed disgusting but not at all times horr...we are just human leh...prone to make silly mistakes...

At 11:02 AM, Anonymous DisgustingShoes gently snorted that...

Silly gal , u look damn sexy sitting on the Cock..I mean Sitting in the cockpit ..please pardon my bad grammer .

At 3:58 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

whiteshepherd: eh.. i know theyre aerodynamically shaped ok!
bah.. and thanks so much for the cockpit history.. very enlightening

blackcat: uh ok, apology accepted

disgusting shoes: u are indeed disguting. sod off leh

At 1:17 AM, Blogger Randall gently snorted that...

Like the Apache pic,I use to work on them..
You should see a battalion fly in and destroy their targets.

At 11:28 AM, Blogger Vandalin gently snorted that...

Long time never post already... serving army sentance lah...

Apparently the Apache's front gun is controlled by the eye of the pilot. It'll point to whatever he's looking at... Dangerous...

"Wah Chio bu!" BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! "oops..."

At 11:25 AM, Blogger Vandalin gently snorted that...

eh eh... you be part time photographer for mich lah... then maybe just maybe send her pictures in for Ms Singapore World or something...


At 3:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

Where did you find it? Interesting read »


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