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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

No iPod, I got iKia..=P

It seems like studying in the library has given me low morale.
It's not just about the fact that everyone else seem to be congesting their brain with explicit knowledge, and me with more bullshits to blog about.
But also the fact that they have such cool gadgets to study with.

They seem to be well equipped with the coolest iPod, mini iPod or CreativeZen.
Me leh?

I realised that I've exhausted my money supply by procuring ...mostly shoes and booze.
So.. no mulah to get iPod laaarrrr..
I was initially so depressed.

But then, I thought of a revenge.

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Event description:

Venue: Library

John took out his iPod, showed us its nice silver backside, ya dah ya dah..
plugged the earphones in and started bouncing to the music.

Heh.. show off...

So, I took out my iKia.





Heh.. so I plugged the earphones in and started scratching.

Me: John, I also have..

John: Heh...

Me: See these metal earpieces on my iKia?
Better sound conductor than your stupid plastic one. Don't believe? Go check the Materials Engineering textbooks.

John: Heh.. right.. then what's that dangly bit in blue.

Me: That's the remote la.. cute right? Buttons damn compact

John: Heh.. sure anot..*came over and checked*..

*Then he smashed my head into Jac's*

Arrrrhh...


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Alrite.. that was really pathetic.
I have no iPod.

So, I am repenting. I am not gonna buy another pair of shoes this year.
Even if it's on sale. Hmm.. perhaps unless it's 70% off.

I think it's a girl's weak quirk laa.. this shoes craze. wat to do?

The items on my shopping list now are:

1. 40GB portable hard disk
--- Can store whole series of Pornucopia, South Park and Ali G.

2. Digicam (3-4 mega pixels enough)
--- So that I can take better pics and stop borrowing others'.

3. New handphone, equipped with mp3 player, radio and camera
--- Coz it's I like all the 3 in ones, 5 in ones, watever..


Forbidden items on the shopping list are:

1. Sneakers

2. Heels

3. Boots

4. Slippers

5. Slingbacks

5. Pumps

6. whisky

7. sherry

8.whisky

9. sherry

10.absinthe

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*Groan...*

28 Comments:

At 10:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

40 GB not enough. 20 GB can only store Naruto Episode 28-130+. Get 50+ GB. Oh, and the episode of Osama has Farty Pants is one of the best. I'm going to listen to the dialogue while I"m studying.

 
At 10:53 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

ah shit.. but i watch osama with farty pants liao.. maybe episode 8 only lor.. then the rest fill with debbie does dallas.. harrrrr... no no... i mean ali g

 
At 11:27 PM, Blogger crazycat gently snorted that...

i seriously dunno how to resist shoes.. i dunno why majority of women are born with such "defect" ... hahaa...

 
At 11:39 PM, Blogger Krisandro gently snorted that...

Why I get the funny feeling that you'll get the 10 forbidden items instead? hahahahahaaa....

 
At 11:45 PM, Anonymous Toppy gently snorted that...

I think we should pool some money and sponsor your a better digi cam lah. Your pics are always so damn terok :D

 
At 12:23 AM, Blogger MyOrangeSweater gently snorted that...

Hi Celle,

I started reading your blog yesterday, when a fren of mine emailed the link to me to show me your beautiful face. You are so darn hilarious, help to brighten my days, here in (still a little cold) North America. I am original from SIN as well, but now dwelling in the US. Keep it up, doll!

 
At 12:28 AM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

Debbie Does Dallas? HAHAHAHAHA. Anyway, you love South Park too? Yeah, South Park rocks. I have, like, every episode from Season 1 to Season 9, man!

 
At 12:30 AM, Blogger jllt gently snorted that...

Totally empathize with the shoes. Do let me know if you know a way to curb buying them.

 
At 12:45 AM, Anonymous Sleepless in Bangkok gently snorted that...

Eh, dun sterotype yourself leh. More original stuff can?

Become a regular at your site because of the Resume pics (Tudong n shades emsemble, hilarious =p)
More laffs pls Aunt Celly!

Maybe can consider casino links? Like 2 links in 4 years?

 
At 1:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

huh? wat're the "pumps" for?

 
At 1:29 AM, Blogger MyOrangeSweater gently snorted that...

South Park Seasons 7 - 9 DVDs are out in Singapore already? I just bought my 6th season DVD, here in the US, can't wait for the rest to be released. Towlie is my fav character, he's always high/wanting to get high ...

How about the South Park movie man, it rocks!

 
At 1:33 AM, Blogger Steve Metcalf gently snorted that...

Wow! Whiskey! You ARE tough! You're just lucky internet porn is free! -sm

 
At 2:03 AM, Blogger Gabrielle gently snorted that...

shoes are Good!! love da shoes! and bags! er.. everything!

 
At 2:04 AM, Blogger sleepless gently snorted that...

ya its really hard not to spend on things you like. ... btw whats 'Pumps' on the list?

regular of your blog.

 
At 2:35 AM, Blogger CyBorg gently snorted that...

Celle... me got lobang for zen. Buzz me if u want! of coz...no spending on nonsense! :P

 
At 4:32 AM, Blogger MyOrangeSweater gently snorted that...

Tata to those back in nice and warm Southeast Asia, moi knocking off for the (wet and cold) day.

Celle, more of your life please, you've earned yourself another fan, from far far away ...

 
At 7:23 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

toppy: yay! 3 cheers to toppy!!!

adrian: totaly rocks! love how they make fun of serious issues and be so controversial yet idiotically hilarious.

sleepless in bkk: hehh.. not original meh.. will keep that in mind i guess..

lynne: thank u! greetings from down south then!!!

jllt: babe.. mebbe by lookin at ur bank account every day. not helping me yet but i noe where got good shoes buys..haha

sleepless: pumps are shoes with rounded toe-ends.

steve: heheh... just downed a bit yesterday to get myself to sleep .. now have headache.. exam in 2 hours..

imran: har har.. for 50 bux?

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger airhole gently snorted that...

no lah, u dun need to get sucked into the wave of consumerism...

am sure a bf would get u wat u want eventually :)

 
At 11:07 AM, Blogger bubblewrapwaffle gently snorted that...

yes. the top of your list should actually be Rich Boyfriend.

don't need to do anything some more, just open your door and pick one from the long queue.

 
At 11:26 AM, Anonymous Sleepless in Bangkok gently snorted that...

Well, you probably set the bar higher (for originality) during your previous posts, no?


And I am itching to start a flame war on your comment page for people who think a rich bf is THE answer. But I refrain.

 
At 1:25 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

g & airhole: rich boyfrends are such a hassle.. heh.. not sure i can get wat i really wan from them.. been there done tat..

not being sucked into consumerism.. but its ok to indulge in a bit of big buys no?

sleepless in bkk: go on and create a flame war if u wish..

 
At 3:07 PM, Anonymous Kenn gently snorted that...

wait - did i see you and jac in the lift to the library yesterday? Jac was from RJ right?

 
At 3:41 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

kenn: u did? u muz be imagining...
hah..
yeah jac from RJ.. correct jac. wrong celly

 
At 3:53 PM, Blogger Reese P. gently snorted that...

Consider getting a i-tech mp3 player. Although only 256MB with no expansion slot + in-built battery, it provides Bluetooth wireless pairing to your cellular phone. The price is attractive too. At less than $110

 
At 6:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

haha im a jakartian too... been studyin in s'pore 4 bot 10yrs nw... u probably dun care anyway... stepped in2 ur blog cos i saw it was on the hottest blogs site... wouldnt haf posted if not for tt wacky pictures in one of ur old posts tt made me lmao... tink i'll visit ur blog again 4 sum funny inspiraxn! anyway 17m... much younger than u r... haha ciao

 
At 10:46 PM, Anonymous Sleepless in Bangkok gently snorted that...

I wrote a ton of stuff about airhole and g screwing each other, but I guess they speak for themselves through their comments.

Nuff said.

And if you make your million when you are 26, you have been there and done that.
And believe me, its overrated.

 
At 11:00 PM, Blogger airhole gently snorted that...

sleepless... chill lah..

start a flame war at Cowboy bar lah... we will be happy for much of the excitement there.

:)

 
At 12:53 AM, Blogger kidWithItchyHands gently snorted that...

hey hey, i knwo how you can solve all the problems...
go to kl again!
buy all the mp3 players and all that stuff at plaza low yat, i bought my micro zen there for $150 less then it's sold in singapore

then shoes...i dunno, i just feel that kl would have them at a more affordable price then singapore

i love kl.....yay!

 

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