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Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Mister Singapore 2005?!?!?!

Alamak... !!!
Now for himbos to strut??!!??

Now now, don't say my blog doesn't cater to ladies and gays.

I am a universal, non-sectarian, unisexual blogger.
But I strongly suggest a censorship rating of minimal PG.
*Must teech them curious toddlers the finer things in life at an early age.*


So, Mister Singapore 2005, huh? Geeezz...

Before the bitching commences, let us investigate the evidence first.
Pictures speakth a million words.


Contestants for Mister Singapore 2005





*If only they were full-frontal pics, with them models bare chested,
no, no, NOT ALL .. selected few.. spare my eyes*


And the bitching begins....

Mr Paya Lebar is the handsomest one of all!

He is so handsome that his photo was not posted along with them commoners.

Mr Marine Parade might have a jaw-cramp there.
Poor dear, has he been smiling since he left home for the shoot?

Interestingly, there are a few conclusions about the many little provinces in Singapore that I can derive from this little sample assemblage of fine Singaporean men.

--Ang Mo Kio and Marine Parade require better barbers.

--While Hou Gang needs A barber urgently!!! Braid detangler in particular.

--Toa Payoh must have collagen-pumper doctors.
(Thanx to Vicnan for pointing out)
But fret not Mr TP, it's a job well done, I'd love to pinch those raunchy puckers.

--Tampines needs eye doctors, cock-eye condition rectifiers in particular.

--Yishun's beauty shops employ very skilful eyebrow plucker. Ladies take note!

--The sun doesn't seem to shine much in some areas, this includes Pasir Ris , Jurong and Hou Gang.

--And, I want to move to Bedok!!!!!!!!!!!

--Actually Yishun also can.. then we can have matching eye brows.^^

--Punggol.. can consider la.. but a bit far lei... plus like swamp + jungle.

Ok, enough bitchin about fine men, mom says 'bitch about them, feng shui gone'.
But I think it's all gone oledi anyway.

So, ... back to studying..(effort counts)
Tomolo post more Shits..

p.s: I am still stuck with the Chinese version of Internet Explorer!!
But I'm luvin it...
I google anything also come out either Chinese characters of empty squares, like shioook sial.. WTH.. But yeah, I am luvin it. I'll revert back to English after exams. This is one my efforts towards surfing less internet during exams, not working though. But like I said, effort counts.

34 Comments:

At 1:28 PM, Blogger crazycat gently snorted that...

hmm.. i think i better move out of Ang Mo Kio liao.Think my cat is better looking .. shh.. dun tell him.. Mr Pasir Ris looks cuter.. nearer to my workplace.. hohoho.. I am waiting for Mr Paya Lebar, will u be showing him?

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

u live in AMK? the guys there abt this standard ah? hurh hur.. pasir ris cute ah? like polar bear so white.
move to yishun laaa

 
At 1:39 PM, Blogger CyBorg gently snorted that...

Aiyo Celle....
such disappointment..handsome guys never register issit?
how can they not feature Mr Singapore Islands ie. Jurong Island /Pulau Bukom / Pulau Tekong ?

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

imran: u wan t put urself foward for the contest just say laaaa.aa... hehe

 
At 1:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

*Punggol.. can consider la.. but a bit far lei... plus like swamp + jungle.*

does that makes his weiner 'swamp thing'?

 
At 1:58 PM, Blogger crazycat gently snorted that...

yea loh, AMK guys ard there, but i have seen better ones.. dun wan to move to yishun la.. i dun want to have eyebrows like that!!!

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger Ah 9 gently snorted that...

they all look so gayish. eeyuuuurrr

 
At 2:24 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

anonymous: i wouldnt know but if one adopts well to ur environment, yeah, he might be a jungle himself.

crazy cat: his eyebrows rock!!

ah9: errr.. sorry.. spore larr.. dun blame me

 
At 2:47 PM, Blogger ling gently snorted that...

omg!! they are all so boyish and gayish looking!!! i prefer more manly looking ones... hahaha...

anyway celle, u can change ur bloggie language back to US/UK English at the "language" tab in the "Internet Options"... i got the same problem after updating my msn...

 
At 2:56 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

ling: thx , yeah i been informed. but i am thinkin f keeping this for awhile, stops me from surfing too much during exams ahahha...

and maybe shd change contest name to boy boy of singpore 2005 heh.

 
At 4:04 PM, Blogger crazycat gently snorted that...

boy boy? eeeeeee

 
At 4:21 PM, Blogger CyBorg gently snorted that...

haha... if i go in... sure gone case liao! But I'm cuter anyway!!!
muahaha. wah... buey pai seh leh me!

 
At 6:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

To some contestants:
It's not a sin to be ugly, but it's a sin to be self delusional and think that you're handsome.

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger Gabrielle gently snorted that...

all so ugly.. haha

 
At 9:19 PM, Blogger Hai~Ren gently snorted that...

Change from Internet Explorer to Firefox lah...

And those guys some cannot make it lah... Some of the NUS guys I know are way better-looking than that.

 
At 9:25 PM, Anonymous slinkyy gently snorted that...

Hi Celle,
hope ya dun mind me stopping by.
how about Serangoon?? u didn't comment on him.

 
At 10:05 PM, Blogger Jayaxe gently snorted that...

Eh, don't let me catch you drooling at the contest ah. Hehe.

 
At 10:43 PM, Anonymous The Potty gently snorted that...

Seriously, are these real contestants & is there really a Mr Singapore? Frankly speaking, I'm not too proud to be a Singaporean. It seems that the cream of the crop don't like fame...

 
At 11:22 PM, Anonymous yuz mambo gently snorted that...

Being someone from pasir ris, i m appalled by our representative. He doesnt represent the ideals of being a pasir risian. Haw Haw.

However, i shall throw my support to Mr. Bedok. In the sea of mediocrity, He looks a bit better than the rest. Trust the malay barber from "Sri Nada" to give a nice haircut for less than 10 bucks. Anyway, Mats rule lah. Chocolate is sweeter than vanilla dont u think?

Have to agree wif imran-x... Where is Mr pulau tekong?

 
At 11:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

I'm considering putting up the contestants' picture as my wallpaper.



So that I can have a good laugh whenever I log on the computer. Oh, and crazy cat, it's precisely because Mr Paya Lebar is NOT in the picture that makes him the most handsome of all. That right, celle(or should I call you Miss Celle?)

 
At 11:39 PM, Blogger Hermit gently snorted that...

look at my face --->
way better looking than all of them!
hehehe!
p/s: you need to kiss the frog.

 
At 11:55 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

tsk tsk.. u guys are bitchy bitchy..
of coz i've seen much better sporean guys.. they're either shy or oledi models la.. they dun nid join mr singapore fo exposure.. yes there's such a contest goin on now.. those who feel handsomer go go go go..
for the ladies.. we just oggle at brad pitt lar

 
At 11:56 PM, Anonymous Jaywalk gently snorted that...

Alamak. not enough people to fill the competition issit?

Is it me or do they all come from the same cookie cutter?

Worse.... are they all related??

Oh dear....

 
At 12:02 AM, Anonymous yuz mambo gently snorted that...

Tsk Tsk... Its not tat we guys are bein bitchy. Just that we r disappointed wif the the "faces" tat will represent the singaporean urban male. Just bemused tat chicks can bitch bout the contestants in miss universe singapore but guys can't bitch bout these jokers. Haw haw.

 
At 12:22 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

hohoho.. can can.. no double standard here..
but urban male ones cuter la..if u saw

 
At 3:07 AM, Blogger sammintoronto gently snorted that...

Oh gosh.
They all look gay to me.
Where's Mr Paya Lebar?

 
At 3:37 AM, Blogger Vicnan gently snorted that...

Heh. Aren't you glad I passed you the damned link? *shudder*

 
At 3:57 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

sammi: Mr Paya Lebar stil neber show face.. sowriee.. but what's the use anyway.. u know our standards.

vic: Yes.. haha thanks luvvv

 
At 7:51 AM, Blogger crazycat gently snorted that...

aiyo, i am still waiting for Mr Paya Lebar.. becos u say until he so gorgeous... chey... dunno still got to how long... ;(

 
At 10:23 AM, Anonymous The Potty gently snorted that...

The longer the wait + The higher the expectation = The greater the disappointment

The odds don't seem in favor of Mr Paya Lebar. Hope he is impressive enough

 
At 6:43 PM, Blogger Little Miss Drinkalot gently snorted that...

All of them cannot make it la. Except maybe Mr Punggol. He's quite cute.

 
At 7:08 PM, Anonymous grace gently snorted that...

AIYO! where are all the handsome guys!!?!? i know guys who live in these districts who look better than those here lor......... (-_-"). kakaka... tsk tsk. HANDSOME GUYS IN SG ARE EXTINCT/TAKEN. WOE TO SINGAPORE WOMEN!!!

 
At 9:57 PM, Anonymous grace gently snorted that...

Oh and guess what - I found Mr Paya Lebar... he's on the site now, and looks freaking gay!!

Heh, and guess what - I did my own nominations for Mr SG... check them out at my blog!

 
At 1:28 PM, Blogger aLusTrieL gently snorted that...

waaa. why do all of them look so.......icky!?!

 

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