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This is how I will look like at the end of the exams
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AUNTCELLY's TIME:
To give her problems (literally) to solve, pwease post comment/emu her..
Problems of The Day:
MrFroggy said...
Help Celly, I've got a crazy desire to ravage the auntie living across me! It is wrong, so wrong! But i couldn't help but stare and fantasize everytime i run into her wearing the ultra short denim skirt. In my mind, she is being violated over and over again.Help before something awful happens!
Aunt Celly :...
Dear Mr Froggy, that was a sincere question. Although, do not worry!
This is not a problem at all. It is truthfully, completely natural and acceptable to fall in love with an older women, especially those who wear ultra short denim skirt. My advice is for you to go over and win her heart before the old lady kicks the bucket. Good Luck!
Crazy Cat says..
ok, i got this weird problem now.. i dunno why, i have this super urge to visit particular site every now and then .. its at www.sillycelly.blogspot.com
doc, please prescribe a cure.. arigato...
Aunt Celly:
There's absolutely no need for cure.
Farangutan said...
Uhhh, I now have the desire to ask out (for a date) every girl I know whom it had never previously occured to me to have such feelings for. This means in the space of just 3 days I have asked out the girl who takes care of me at the bank, the girl who cuts my hair, and the hostess at one of my favorite restaurants. My success rate is only 1 for 3, and a fair bit of embarassment is sure to follow in the wake of the 2 failures.
Is this a case of nothing ventured nothing gained? Am I doing the right thing here? Or have I just totally lost the plot and only succeeded in making an ass out of myself? 1 for 3 ain't bad eh'?
Aunt Celly:
Farangutan lives in the ZOO, honey. Which girl had the fetish for super furry animal like you? You definitely made an ass out of yourself,
1 out of 3 is fyuckin lucky!
AuntCelly's GEM of ADVICE of the day:
DO NOT GO FOR SUSHI BUFFET.
Reason: Coz the cheapskate auntie went for one today, tried to stuff herself silly to make her precious S$15 worth it. Now she's got a portruding mountain of a belly. She farts and burps out salmon skins and seaweed every half hour and she is spending an extra S$30 on diet pills and laxatives. She also pees out wasabi-ed green tea.
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You know arrrr... I really wanted to take more pictures during the lunch with Dr. Tang, especially with AuntCelly looking like a complete ass at Genki Sushi. But no digicam yet. So, be patient hor.. unless you have spare digicam....
Marcelly iz cocooing @ 9:28 PM
18 Comments:
we will all be mountain hermits after our exams.. haha
sarks... i cant even START studying. my exam mantra this sem?
I'D RATHER BE CLUBBING.
Oh and anyway the 'star spangled banner' can be saved with a little photoshop la... other than that, the marcelly i know has got fantastic makeup (aka camouflage) skills!
BTW check out my response to ur Mr SG post. HAHAHAHA....
Hi Grace!!! How r u gal? Party afte exams la.. Hahaha.. yes yes.. now i am investing higly on tinted acne cream and thick fringe. works wonders.. but i still look fyugly at nights....
um. wear a... nightcap? heh.
been reading ur blog for some time now.. left some backdated comments but not sure how ur comment system works (mine notifies me of EVERY comment on ANY post) so maybe u din see them. wahaa... anyway now tt u know who i am i shall go back to using 'huei' cos tts what i usually use...
anyway i realised tt my "minefield" only erupts when i use cleanser... esp abrasive ones... it''s gotten a lot better after i switched back to just using normal soap and water. maybe can try that?
celle, ya pretty so a bit of pimples won't ruin ur look le. heehee.
anyway thank god now is exam time. so not much ppl will be looking at u. :p
Thank you Celle, I'm gonna buy roses for the aunty later. Hopefully can exchange for one of her panties. :D
Wish me luck!
Not exactly words of wisdom but definitely worthy of a belly of laughter! Hahaha! From the way that you post I have to remind myself constantly that the pictures of yourself are not fakes & that you are a real woman. But I guess it's just appearance. On the inside you are bursting out to be a man, with the help of testerones
aunt celly is a young fart and old at heart ;)
ahem...
dear celle, thanks for ur advice.. or rather the lack of it.. i been looking at myself the entire day.. think i am beginning to look more radiant liao leh.. wa.. ur site so powderful....
Aunt Celly -
Yes, your assessment is surely correct - I did make an ass out of myself. I am now finished with my pride crushing experiment and wound up at 1 for 4. Still I am thinking, at the end of the day, my 25% success rate might have justified the few days of humiliation, shame and embarassment I will now have to endure? Am I so wrong to think so? I mean, now I know the answer to what all of these girls think of me - now I don't have to wonder about it anymore.
I'm not really a furry animal - your prolly thinking of my distantly related cousin the Orangutan. I'm the Farangutan which is a mix between part time Bangkok resident and ATM machine.
Anyway, it was the girl who cuts my hair that agreed to a date. I sure hope it goes well because I already have to find a new bank, favorite restaurant and dentist office. I don't wanna have to find a new hair salon too ;)
Farangutan
gab: i hope good looking mountain hermits
Mrfroggy: GOOD LUCK!!!
Farangutan: I think maybe the hair gil dated u after cuttin ur hair. makes sense.
u're a very exotic breed ah
maotai, crazy cat, yuz: hehehe..
reese: thank uuu
came here through grace's link..entertaining!
It's been proven in science that testosterone causes the sex drive in women to increase dramatically.
I hope that you're still feeling ok.
weez: yay!
anonymous: oh shootz
Don't worry, I'll buy you a shaver since er, your big day is coming soon! Heh.
jx: shaver? epilator pls.. i like the pain of plucking hair follicles apart. keke
auntie// i think u sick!
Non sono pronto a fare un impegno ancora, ma sono disposto a presto.So long, Titus huge blackhead
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