Going Absolutely Bonkers

First of all,
I would like to pay my gratuities to Mr big f*ck for listing me on his blogdom chiobu guide2005.
And more so, for listing me right at the top.

But a little complaint: Now everyone's gonna notice just how crass, unrefined I am la dei!
Pardon my portion of profanities, but tell me who's not swearing out there!
I can be quite a lady too... Check me out in Miss SillyCelly Universe Pageant!
I am how refined...almost like crude oil!
Anyhow, Three cheers for J schnorng aka big f*ck.

In case you haven't realised, I have this new immense craze about the word SIAO.

Yes.. S.I.A.O..

To be a bit more of a linguist. (albeit confermm fyucked up one)
I shall ellaborate the noble word in theoretical contexts.

si.a.o [See-Ah-Ou] :

Nature of origin: A Hokkien dialect.

• adjective : (crazy) (comparative si.a.o.er, superlative si.a.o.est)

____ examples of use: Singapore context : De ger iz dem SIAO!

________________ Global context : That girls is so SIAO!

• adverb : (translates to English : crazily)

___examples of use: Singapore context: De ger iz SIAO chiooo siall!

_______________Global context : That girl is SIAO gorgeous!

To use this word SIAO, there are many funky combinations to choose from:

• SIAO BO!

This combination is theoretically interrogative : Crazy or not?!

However, as culture evolves, this is more rampantly used in exclamative form: CRAZY!

*Undoubtedly my favourite combi.*

• SIAO LIAO!

This combination conveniently signifies past tense : Crazeee oredi.. (have gone crazy)

• SIAO EH!

Completely exclamatory: Crazy!

Frequently used by the bengs who hang out at Far East Plaza.

• SIAO CHAR BO! SIAO KIA!

Descriptive (as an adjective) : crazy girl/crazy kid .The former is frequently used at ME!

That's all the Hokk-lish lesson for today. Siao BO!!!

By the way, this new SIAO craze did not pop out of nowhere.
It is undoubtedly closely intertwined with my recent exam turmoils.

Each time I take out my oodles of notes (oodles coz they're so goddamn messy, dog-eared,stained, crumpled, 'everywhere' all), and admire its blardy thickness,
I'd go : SIAO EH!!!

Whenever I keep getting the solutions to my tutorial questions wrong,
I'd go : SIAO BO!!!

After ages and ages of studying (normally 30 minutes), and I have successfully gotten my labyrinthine neuro-nerves into a deranged, bolloxed web, close to exploding,
I'd go: SIAO LIAO!!!

And when I take another few hours of interlude (normally for blogging/blog reading/blog checking/blog commenting), my friends will then go : SIAO CHAR BO!

Ah yeah.. So that's the story..

Before I sign off, I 'd like to enlighten the lads regarding some issues of paramount importance.
I happen to know a few male friends who watch alot of Jap AV, but dont the fyuck know what the AV girls are moaning/yelling about..

They kept teasing me "Yamatte yamatte.." and stufff.. which is crap shit...

So, just in case the lads out there get to bed a hot Jap babe (you lucky bastard).

Here's my version of 'Sleep with tat Jap hottie' guide

(damn comprehensive but can be improved, maybe Big F**k can help)

Lesson1: As long as she's moaning : Kimochi ..kimochi ne.. totemo kimochi ne.. or anything along that line...
(meaning : comfortable, very comfortable)
--You're safe. Keep rocking.

Lesson2: If she exclaims : Hayaku Kudasai.. (Wah still polite..), or yells: HAYAKU!!
(meaning: HURRY!!)
--Dude!! Hurry up dei!!!! You think what? marathon ahh?

Lesson3: If she screams: Yamatte!!
(meaning: Stop!)
--Dude, I think you could be doing it wrong, or too fast, or need more KY. Stop! Let her explain or watever la.. maybe she wants to take over.

Lesson4: If she screams : Shimatta !
(meaning: Damn!)
-- Hmm.. study her expression, she could be either cumming or damn angry/disappointed at you.

Lesson5: If she screams : Aisiteru !
(meaning:I love you!)
--Dam!! You're good! But that could mean complications also.
You could be gettin fyucked siall..(metaphorically)..
How lidat.. ? Better not shatter her heart.
Those Jap babes are experts in ninja stunts and samurai sword dances. Dont pray pray.. Watch your ass!

Olrite..

Me need to go study...( or at least try to), HRM exam's comin to slaughter me.
Studyin Thermo now actually. Anyone likes Thermo? Wanna sit for my paper for 5 buckaroos and a spank?
Today's entry is a tad plain.. But give my almost-full photobucket account and poor, ol dyin' me a rest. Next entry will be more decorated aite... proh miz..^^

One last thing, I don't the heck know what I downloaded today (could be new Msn version),But now everything on screen is in blardy Chinese!!!
And it's the Taiwan's ol' ol', leceh, curley wurley one too!!

Arghhhh.... Takes me so long to navigate!!! My Chinese how po-kai!

I still don't know how to revert back sial.. If I start blogging in Chinese, don't blame me! HAHA..
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Yauw siew!!!!