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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Sunday, May 01, 2005

The Birthday Deal

I am sick sick sick of studying during my birthdays..

But to make up for loss time..
I end up in the library again...

I was so frustrated that I decided to write a poem, a rap.. watever...

Aptly entitled:

The Birthday Rap



Today, 2 of the May is my birthday,yo
Sad ass here cant afford a trip to Tokyo
What? Not even a fyucking yoyo..
So here sits my royal ass tellin story to ya, boyo..

Yea SillyCelly's in da houze tonight
She oozes more shits than the loos in China!
You can try fight her, as hard as you might,
She'd thrash you before you can yell KANINA!

And so you said, I am fyuking crass
Well fyuck off and pack you sorry ass
All the way back to your sad patch of grass
Where stoopid losers screw your lass

My Birthday aint no just any day
It celebrates my mom's first dismay
When she saw the ClearBlue's Okay.
She blurted out, " Aiyoh.. So Sway".

But 24 years down the bloody road..
not once she thought of the load..
For baby girl has grown out of coat
And she loves mom for rocking the boat

Fyuck, I've to share today with Mister Beckham
He'd drive around in his fyucking Ferrari
Birmingham, Tottenham.. all the way to Clapham
While I just fyuckin sit my ass in the library

So much for a fyucking Birthday
Sit around studying, this is so GAY!
So, I'd just wish joy to SillyCelly
Hope she can soon turn guys into jelly
HOW?????????????????


Since I am moving out of the dinghy room in the hostel soon.

i decided to take a few photoes of its best asset.

I thought WHAT would be it for a while.

Then I looked out the window..

Yeah .. the view at dawn not too badd..

So here is..

Hahahha..

the sky

bluesky Posted by Hello


Well, Happy Birthday Celly!!!
Happy Birthday DC!(belated)
Happy Birthday Beckham!!
Happy Birthday XiaXue (belated)..
Happy Birthday all fellow Taureans.. Heh..

We rock!

26 Comments:

At 4:51 PM, Blogger .: aGent X ::.. gently snorted that...

so many birthdays...so little hours :)
yesterday was my mom's, today is yours, my dad's and brother.

yo,yo rappin' gurl...

 
At 5:53 PM, Blogger Marcelly gently snorted that...

edmund: abt 15 mins.. but i was on the roll..

agentx:oh oh.. happy bithrday to ur mom dad and bro!!

 
At 6:07 PM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

Aww, poor you. Anyways, have a kickass birthday. May you at least ace all your papers, heheh. ;)

 
At 6:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

Nice (c)rap. Happy Birthday too... oh and birthdays con't get more sucky than spending them in reservist like what im gonna do this yr =(

 
At 7:13 PM, Blogger Metalfyre gently snorted that...

Happy birthday lass...go blow those papers away.

 
At 7:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

somehow i could just picture u with ur rapping hand gestures and all while u were "rapping"....spoil image haha. hmm. die ur blog getting addictive...

 
At 7:37 PM, Blogger Marcelly gently snorted that...

ad: i noe i noe.. hhehe.. goin dinner now laa. so not too bad.. will post more pics soon. ekkeke

ead: wat u mean spoil image? i rap in real life too.. not cool meh???? heh..

metalfyre: thank uuuu

makanmonkey: heh..i know.. nice crap huh.. thank u!! heheh

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger Ivan gently snorted that...

Happy birthday babe!

 
At 10:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOLL!
Very soon you will be working n no more exams.

What a fyucking crass rap.. love it!

zebby

 
At 10:54 PM, Blogger Marcelly gently snorted that...

hairen: thank uu!!

zebby: thank u!!111

anoynymous: hehehehe... full of shit is correct la.. n thank u!

 
At 11:26 PM, Blogger Stoolie gently snorted that...

what u want for 10bucks?
i doubt u want soft-toy or what, right?

=D

CD?

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger maotai gently snorted that...

happy bday!

 
At 11:50 PM, Blogger Marcelly gently snorted that...

stoolie: 10 bux.. 2 beers at breko's
hahaha..

maotai: arigato gozaimasu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 12:00 AM, Blogger Stoolie gently snorted that...

u sure? i scared u see me u freak out or something.

 
At 12:08 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

happy birthday gal~

 
At 12:44 AM, Blogger Marcelly gently snorted that...

postmaster.. er... ok... and thank u..

stoolie: huehuehue..

 
At 12:45 AM, Blogger Marcelly gently snorted that...

momo: arigato!!!

 
At 2:18 AM, Blogger Marcelly gently snorted that...

J: "Other than shouting yo yo, check it out, happy birthday, blahblahblah, fuck."

THat actuarry..suffices laa. Sphank uuu

yuz: hehehe.. thank u! yeah ending soon.. For EVER1

 
At 2:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

sigh.. another boring week ahead....
BUT!!!! at least i dun have to worry bout exams!!! muahahahahar!!

 
At 3:45 AM, Blogger Ke-winn gently snorted that...

To a fellow sufferer of birthday-always-during-exams:

Happy Birthday! (Mine's on Thursday)

 
At 9:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

happy bday (belated by now.)
i'm luckier than you are. my papers end on wed but my bday is on fri.

cheers

 
At 11:05 AM, Blogger bobby gently snorted that...

you're soooo giving eminem a run for his money. but come to think of it. i think eminem has too much money for you to run... he has too much money for we all to run. so forget about that statement. maybe you can run machi's money, yea..

and you know what? we've got the same birthday. =) now i mean same birthday as in we're both born on the 2nd. just tat u're in may and i'm in feb. muahaha =P

anywayz... hope you had a fabolous and magnificent birthday. oh well.. maybe cos it was ur birthday and u spent it studying so u're gonna get good karma for the rest of the year? happy birthday!

 
At 3:04 PM, Blogger CyBorg gently snorted that...

Birthdays have to kept aside - at least during exams period.
I used to take my exams on my bday itself. Sick... but bo pien....
wanna concentrate... but got parties lining up at night!
Just tahan first lor.! All the best for ur exams...... and lastly... happy 24th!

 
At 4:17 PM, Blogger Marcelly gently snorted that...

ke-winn & kenn: happy birthday!!!!

edmund: wait wait... by this week k.. hehehe.. wait til papers end.. that one very leceh laa..

shortphat k: jus lil wishful thinkin...

kenneth: actually i dun reallyc are.. but guilt-ridden(nvr study) cant party well also..

bobby: i wanan make m n m try to give me a run for my money..

 
At 6:17 PM, Blogger singaporean gently snorted that...

holly shiet...we're born on the same day, but many years apart. Gave my ma a hard time to be born on Labour Day...

Belated Happy Birthday Celly!

 
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