An Eye for my Arse 2

I dunno if you peeps watch channel 5's Eye For A Guy.

I didn't bother watching the full series the last time around coz I thought that TV shows here were mostly crap lame shits, that and because I dont have a telly.

Speaking of TV, I would love to host Funny V Shows or act in comedies!!!
AAARRRHHHHHH!!!!!
Too bad to be on TV here, they have minimum height and arm diameter requirement.
AAARRRHHHHHHH!!!!

OK, back to An Eye for a Guy, I have been informed that Denise Keller is the next babe to be wooed over.

AND Denise is a complete babe!

I also want to oggle!!!

*Nose bleeeddd...*

So, who do you think deserves her?
There are 10 guys who are willing to ride the waves for her.
We shall study them one by one.

To make the whole commotion more interesting.
I am inviting AUNTCELLY to co-host this entry.

I hope you already know the old fart by now.
Please get acquainted first if you don't.

I've invited her as she seems older and wiser (read: SEEMS!).
Plus, she's got a whole lotsa of fyucked up shits in her head too.
So, there you go..

The Special AUNTCELLY and SillyCelly talk show on:
Eye for a Guy 2.

AUNTCELLY: Siao Char bo, what are we doing tonight?

SillyCelly: Auntiee.. I am so happy you're here! We're discussing the poor blokes going for Denise's arse.. eh I mean heart.. in the TV Show, Eye for a Guy 2.
Eh wait.. *grope around and adjust AUNTCELLY's bra cup*...
Can see your sillicon padding popping out laa..

AUNTCELLY: hehe.. Thanks... the darlings look awesome eh?
Anyway...So, this show is called...
Eye for a Guy? What kind of title is that? Why only give the eye? All these for an eye? HEH? Ohhh.. that eye.... Ok ok.. Siao.. so dirty one!

SillyCelly: *blur* Heh.. okay.. Aiyah, let's just check out the guys, mai thu liao..

This is guy number one:

Arron Chong

*both of them tilt head to left adoringly...*

AUNTCELLY: Ehh.. looks like the boy boy I pa tho with when I was in sec 2 leh..

SillyCelly: You got go school one meh?

AUNTCELLY: Eh.. dont be rude little missy.

SillyCelly: Arr.. sorry.. so was the boy boy cute?

AUNTCELLY: haizz.. yeah..very boy boy cute.
So nostalgic, looking at this Arron. Hmm....
I am drowning..
Look at that smile!
Sunshiny and sincere.... and...
He looks like he's about to sell me vaccum cleaner.

SillyCelly: Hahahhaa.. Oh.. the boy boy was a vaccum cleaner salesman ah?

AUNTCELLY: No larr.. he used to vaccum my house once a week. But when my folks were out, he would vaccum me instead. No extra charge.

SillyCelly: Arghh.. So, you think this Arron guy will win Denise's heart?

AUNTCELLY: Aiyorrr.. I don't know yet.. let's see what he's said in his interview.

***Arron's Q & A Session...

Q: Why should Denise pick you?
A: Coz in a way we can relate to each other on a deeper level
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AUNTCELLY: Deeper level? Tsk tsk.. the young boys nowadays.

SillyCelly: I think he meant spiritually or emotionally la auntiee..

AUNTCELLY: Yeah yeah.. what else did he say?

***Arron's Q&A Session:

Q: What is your greatest achievement?

A:Being able to put my leg over my head. Muahaha***


AUNTCELLY: Oohh Lalala.. he can vaccuum my house anytime.

SillyCelly: Wah.. auntie..

AUNTCELLY: Wadd wadd.. I still got a lot of Karma Sutra techniques to test and verify. All the past blokes ended up in hospital. This boy boy should have no ploblem.

SillyCelly: I seee, so you reckon he's got a big chance with Denise?

AUNTCELLY: Ah.. yah yah.. but I also dun mind.. *shameless giggle*...
Ok ok..before I stat visualising.. let's see more yandaos.

Guy number two:

Howards Shan Lo.

AUNTCELLY: HHhmmmm...

SillyCelly: He's actually way cuter in the video. Very chatty lil fella too... I kinda like him actually..

AUNTCELLY: I dunno lehh.. reminds me of my insurance agent.

SillyCelly: Arrghh.. don't tell me you screwed him too.

AUNTCELLY: No larr..almost only. His wife was like a bloody limpet.
I like to take my time.

SillyCelly: Eh this cute dude is Americano horrr...

AUNTCELLY: I dont like that American twang laa.. so annoying.. reminds me of SPGs.

SillyCelly: Different laaa. this one is oliginal hor..

AUNTCELLY: Watever.... so what did Howard have to say?

***Howard's Q&A Session:


Q:How many serious relationships have you been in?

A:For my definition of serious, I would say three. All back in the US. Maybe it’s time to have a serious relationship in Singapore and then find out what it’s like to be dumped by a Singapore girl.
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AUNTCELLY: *sigh..*... Haven't even gone for war, anticipate losing liao..
lucky he not with SAF.


***Howard's Q&A Session:

Q:What kind of woman are you attracted to?
A:Independent, good sense of humour, sarcastic, opinionated, quirky, and unique. Not the high-maintenance girl.

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SillyCelly: Auntie, I don't think you're his type liao. You need very high maintenance.

AUNTCELLY: Ayee.. more stingy men. I thought only S'porean men stingy. Siao liao.


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Q: What is your favourite pickup line?

A: *Spill drinks on a girl's top*..“Oh sorry that shirt wasn’t too expensive, was it?”

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AUNTCELLY: JIA LAT!!! Stingy man CANNOT buy her Prata blouse still want to spoil!!!!

SillyCelly: Arrhh.. yarrr.. quite jia lat...


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Q: Why should Denise pick you?
A:Because I’m like a freshly-baked cream puff and the other guys are day old burned bread.

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AUNTCELLY: Very cocky horr those Amelicans.

SillyCelly: He's so intriguing. Like he said, he's like a cream puff... tough and crispy outside, but soft, mushy and white inside.

AUNTCELLY: White? In Amelica cannot go tanning meh? I tot in Baywatch...

SillyCelly: Dunno.. however I think he seems feisty..

AUNTCELLY: Actually..I don't think the other guys are gonna like this one. A bit on the cocky side..So Denise may not like him. But for sake of olskool TV twists. You'll never know ..

SillyCelly: I think we shall review just the first two for the day.

AUNTCELLY: Yeah.. I late for my massage appointment. Tantric one.

SillyCelly: Haha... alright. We have got 8 more guys to go.. 2 Indons in it too!!

AUNTCELLY: Happy la you.. , boysurfing again..But your pimples.. tsk tsk..time to get laid la you..

SillyCelly: But mom told me to meditate instead.

AUNTCELLY: Ahhh.. get laid pimple clear faster.. Anyway.. you can meditate meh? You sure start day dreaming after 5 mins....
Better clear your pimples lar.. Else hor..
Next time they might charge you for using up the make-up artist's foundation.

.. Ok ok.. til next time then..


*muah muah..* kiss right cheek, left cheek...


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