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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Sports that tickle..

OMG, I am in KL...

I have sooo much to tell..
but I havent uploaded the photoes yet...

hehezz.. So..I'll jus post an overdue entry..

I'll tell you about KL soon.. Oh my... I cant wait!!!!

Anyway,....


A few days ago, I went jogging.

Surprised?

I was too...

I was flabbergasted.

Stoned.

Whacked.

Knackered.

Dead.

I was never a jogger, I was once strictly a 100m sprinter and a long jumper.

(I know I knoww.. you must be thinking how to jump far with short legs like mine.. but in actuality, I could do that cycling-in-the-air thing.. according to my coach anyway.. )

Seriously man.. if all the high/long jumpers have bodies made of legs only..

What's jumping?

Define jumping!

It's become walking over a stick or walking across a sand patch.

Name of the sport should be SandPatchJayWalk, PoleCrossing or something.

These jumpers should unfailing own short legs to test their real jumping skills and not capitalise on their leg's lengths. Correct anot???? NO???

Arrrhh...

I still remember the days i had to do Sec School's cross country.

Fren: Girl, you made it to the 2.4 km finish line.

Celly: Yeah I know. Hehe..

Fren: But!!!! I saw you on SBS bus just now.

Celly: Yeah I know Hehe..

Fren: What do you mean Yeah he he? You cheated!

Celly: No I didna, I finished my 100m sprint, the rest ain't my job.

Fren: ..............


This event proved that, not only do I not step into other's territory,
I am also task focused to the max! I stick to my role and do not negotiate.

I've always thought jogging is boring anyway.

Left.. Right.. left.. right.. left ..right... left... right..

Boo....Ring....Bo.....Ring....Bo....Ring...Bo..ring..

Gimme badminton anyday mann..

I fell asleep jogging once... So boring.

I also once tried jogging with my best babe Jac but we ended up bitching and goin for teh peng at FongSeng.

I completely fail in the jogging area.


But then again, a few days ago. I went jogging.

I must've been crazy. Isnt' it.
Not like I have all the time in the world.
Not with papers coming up.
So if you thought that I mustve jogged because of cute guys,
you're quite right.. har harrr...

Jogging Session Results:

1. I whined like a donkey as I jogged:

Diagnosis:
This is something I can never comprehend.

When I hit the clubs/rave parties/mambo
- from 10pm to 3am in Singapore
-or 10pm-6am then 6am-11am overseas,
non stop gyrating and
jumping,
raving,
dancing,
shouting,
swearing,
shaking,
a LOT of Cardio exercise basically.

NO PROBLEM!

Lungs, my pair of them, as good as hell, as black but as powerful, as intact!

In fact, I always felt so rejuvenated afterwards.
Completely refreshed.
High in the sky!
And smashed drunk of course.
This temporary awakening sometimes
managed to give me the much-blessed post party joys.

BUT!!!

When I jog, my lungs will shrink into the size of petit pois.
It's almost as if the thought of jogging itself has shrivelled dear lungs away.
SO, they turned out to be not quite as fit as I thought for a 45 minutes jog.
And that's not even shiong enough by NUS midnight jogging geezer standard.

After 15 minutes, I started whistling through my nose.
It just sounded ridiculous, but I couldnt stop it.
That was the only way I could breathe.
It was embarrassing to jog with two fit guys..
if you sound like an asthmatic donkey having sex.

." Heee..Orr..HEeee..Orrr..HEEKKK... Hee..Orrh.. Eeghh..Orhh"

What a turn off. Or a turn on. Whichever.

At first, I thought the latter, but It didn't happen.
Despite the regular pantings and hushings.
The low breaths, the husky throat clearing.
The "Oh god, jogging makes sexy noises"...

NOPES!

Unsexy. Whatever.

It was a donkey jogging as far I know.


2. Next two days cannot climb stairs.

I seemed to lose some ligaments. The ones that used to help me bend my knees and lengthen my hemstrings. I may have dropped them along the way back from FongSeng during jogging.

Heh.


My hemstrings pulled. Yeah. I have some.
And they got abused by one fyucking jogging session,
LOUSY!!!!


3. Now Ad the Great finally believed that I've completed my 1.6km in Primary School and my friends have increased their level perception of my sportiness.
I actually am very sporty. They never see only.
I also hardly see. But when I see, I know I am sporty. ^^

---- ___-------


So, that's my year long worth of jog.
I am going back to clubbing, breakdancing, rollerblading and badminton.
The only allowed jogging is on the treadmill, with aircon, muscly men and mirror. HaHA!!


A few friends were concerned about my well-being.
Actually a pair of them.

Me: I went jogging a few days ago!

Jac: No shit...

me: No shit..

Jac: You suree????? You lost a bet or what??

Me: Really larrrr... with Benson and Ad.

Sham: That's good !! Bloody Jolly Good!

Me: But... I cant take it la.. jogging's not for me.. Can you suggest me something else?

Jac: Briskwalking la.. you like to shake your bootylicious ass ...

Me: You know I got slapped in the arse often.. no!

Sham: Badminton? You can whoop their asses for hours..

Me: Yeah.. but very hard to find kaki...

Sham: Then just watch Debbie Does Dallas for hours.

Me: I could do that..

Jac: Wait wait.. I mean.. immitate her also or somelike..

Me: But..all the way?

Jac: Cardio exercise lady! Constant workout!

Me: ME Arms Gonna Drop offf babe....

Jac: Change!.. left.. right...

Me: Uhh.....Can I just..." __*^%$__ "..?

JAc: No! That's cheating..

Me: Bleugh...

Jac: That's why.. go find boyos..
Find fat fat ones even better coz you do all the work...

Me: Dowan... I believe in emancipation of the females. Equality!
Tit for Tat.

Jac: Lucky number is 69 ah..

Me: Told you. Save time. Equality.

Sham: Anyhow, how was library? any new cute guys?any flirting?

Me: Nah.. wouldnt call that flirting...

Sham: Call WHAT flirting?

Me: John threw paper balls at my head and tried to stick pokky up my nose and ears.

Jac: That's sweet. So secondary school.. but sweet.

Me: Poke my nose with strawberry pokky stick? Sweet my pert arse..

Sham: Well, he likes to poke things into your crevices..

Me: And of all crevices, my nose....

Sham: Well... To start with..

Me: Maybe in a century's time he'll get it right...

Sham: Hehe..



__________________________


Ok.. I have to go to work liao... har harr...

xxx

30 Comments:

At 10:33 AM, Blogger J Schnorng gently snorted that...

Sweet your pert arse indeed.

Running sucks mainly because you're never drunk enough for it, I figure. Maybe if you were to run drunk you'd do a better job.

Hahaha.

Regards,
J

 
At 10:51 AM, Blogger Hai~Ren gently snorted that...

Stuffing things up your crevices...

-_-|||

Aiyah your lungs are screwed up. Chionging and partying should improve your cardio fitness mah... =P

Try going for 15 km without stopping.

 
At 11:50 AM, Anonymous idle gently snorted that...

I think you should continue jogging. Smoking and drinking? Heh.. their ill effects will catchup with you in your later years.. most times sooner then you think.

I know, a friend with your life style just died, similar lifestyle, she would have turned 35 this year.

 
At 11:54 AM, Blogger Kenny gently snorted that...

u very terror 1 ah in badminton celle?..

badminton not sexy..try tennis or squash..

 
At 1:44 PM, Blogger crazycat gently snorted that...

jogging are bad for knees leh.. swimming better.. perk everything man.. hehe

 
At 1:47 PM, Blogger MaKan GuRu gently snorted that...

Try sex, according to some research vigerous sex can be just as effective as jogging, and more fun too!

i don't mind volunteering to be your personal trainer celly, and on behlf of J, cause he can't flirt, i am sure he would be too.

 
At 2:42 PM, Blogger Eddie G. gently snorted that...

Welcome to KL! Enjoy your stay. It may not be as *ahem* fine as Singapore, but we've lived here long enough to see to that :)

 
At 2:44 PM, Blogger Scarlett Ting gently snorted that...

I love jogging.

I just switch my mind off and let it wander and at the end of it, I realised I had ran 1 hour non stop and I would spend the next few days walking around as if I had too much sex...

So I should, and will stick to non-stop gyrating in clubs. Woohoo.

 
At 4:56 PM, Blogger Shortphat K gently snorted that...

Celle, exam over liao ah??!?!? go KL so shiok...
hehe, awww...someone likes poking u...that's so schoolish sweet...Muahhuahh
anyway, the photo hosting thingy how? can work a not?

 
At 6:34 PM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

What's wrong with dying young? As the Kurgan (Highlander villain) once said, "I've got something to say. It's better to burn out, than to fade away!"

 
At 6:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

kekekeke.. i juz read ur blog... heard frm fren u damn farni ger lyk xiaxue. keke. i luv xx , my idol,4eva. n surprisng u r as pretty, farni and smart as her :) rock on ger!! :) - ah dong

 
At 7:46 PM, Blogger stoolie gently snorted that...

ah dong, thats an insult!
celly is prettier, better and funnier than XX!

muahahahaha.

eh u finished ur exams?
DAMN.
i was still hoping to run into u when i accompany my friend go NUS study...

 
At 8:23 PM, Blogger Kenny gently snorted that...

INSULT INDEED! celle is way better thn that xx thing..filthy..yuck..talking abt xx makes me feel giddy and want 2 puke..

 
At 9:49 PM, Blogger Jayaxe gently snorted that...

Wow, a badminton babe! You never try making it for the national team? Indonesia world famous for it leh!

Oh and I just realized you're working already. You have to travel for it?

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

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At 9:53 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

ppl ppl... my pert ass wanna blogg.. but going drrinking first kayyyyyyyyyyy...
later then answer msg one by one kkk.....

makan guru: i noe laaaa

stoolie n knychai: peace kk... i love her too! she was once my inspiration...
dun lidat!!!!

 
At 11:21 PM, Blogger stoolie gently snorted that...

eh~ i never said i hated her~
i started reading blogs coz of her, and i started my own thanks to her too~
though its of totally different nature...

nope, I AM NOT GOING TO START A DISCUSSION ON HER.

but serious...
i support u more. go celly go~

i only wanted to "da3 bao4 bu4 ping2"
celly is on par, if not better than XX~~~
and i believe the other dudes here agree too!

 
At 11:57 PM, Blogger "s0n|c'C@libr3,, gently snorted that...

Ha yr blog is funny :P ..

Try other activities bah. Swim, dance, but dun sleep.

When there is a fun factor in it, there'll be a drive factor in ya :).

 
At 12:03 AM, Anonymous Sleepless in Bangkok gently snorted that...

Its rather common, its the youdoeverythingexceptstudy syndrome!!

One does everything except study and even unappealing things like jogging will be a welcomed escape.

What is fun in KL,hope its just work...
I worked there for a year and I will take a spa session in Phukhet Marriot anytime!
Bliss~~~Bliss~~~

 
At 12:37 AM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

You don't need to answer all the comments, you know. :)

 
At 1:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

babe... cannot go.. too late to buy tickets.. and my blur friends still dont know where to change money etc. yet... im so sorry babe.. ill make it up to you when you get back ok.. have fun in kl..

 
At 2:22 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

J: how to run when drunk... goodness meeee... u suggested when dunk is it???


i v drunk now by the way everyone...
just went clubbing in KL... go tmambo u know.. will tell u gusy soon...

hairen: yes my lungs fucked up.. forget 15 kn.. 1knm i oredi wan take cafb

idle: uy are really scaring me now..pls dun..

knychai: badmionton sexy too.. u nvrr see play mahh..
tennis i need 3 courts to play.. ball goes everywere..
i golf too.. but all the old men.. arghh...

cat: yeahh.. but swimming spoils hmy hair.. hahaha j/k

eddie: u in kl?

ting: i cant switch off my mind.. coz its too boring.. heuheuhee

k: not yet.. one more paper on wed// like wtff... will trry again..thankss..

sonic calibe: heuheuheu sphank uuuuuuuuuuuuuu

adrian:: i klnow but i feel obligedd... ohh fark my spellifng sucksss n ow.w. so drunkk.. my fyucking head hurtrrtss


sleepless in bkk: heh// kl not bad siah.. got lotsa ec englang high schholl mates to vring me arounddd... yayyyyyy

anonymous: (last one)... eh nvr put name... jac is it?????????????????????????
hmmphsssssssssssss ur cute RH senior is here u byotch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHwere uuuu??
I just fyuckin mambo without u!!!!!!!!!!

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk sleeeepppinnnnnn nowwww will post my KL one tom morninggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg yay!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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