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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Sunday, May 01, 2005

The Birthday Deal

I am sick sick sick of studying during my birthdays..

But to make up for loss time..
I end up in the library again...

I was so frustrated that I decided to write a poem, a rap.. watever...

Aptly entitled:

The Birthday Rap

Today, 2 of the May is my birthday,yo
Sad ass here cant afford a trip to Tokyo
What? Not even a fyucking yoyo..
So here sits my royal ass tellin story to ya, boyo..

Yea SillyCelly's in da houze tonight
She oozes more shits than the loos in China!
You can try fight her, as hard as you might,
She'd thrash you before you can yell KANINA!

And so you said, I am fyuking crass
Well fyuck off and pack you sorry ass
All the way back to your sad patch of grass
Where stoopid losers screw your lass

My Birthday aint no just any day
It celebrates my mom's first dismay
When she saw the ClearBlue's Okay.
She blurted out, " Aiyoh.. So Sway".

But 24 years down the bloody road..
not once she thought of the load..
For baby girl has grown out of coat
And she loves mom for rocking the boat

Fyuck, I've to share today with Mister Beckham
He'd drive around in his fyucking Ferrari
Birmingham, Tottenham.. all the way to Clapham
While I just fyuckin sit my ass in the library

So much for a fyucking Birthday
Sit around studying, this is so GAY!
So, I'd just wish joy to SillyCelly
Hope she can soon turn guys into jelly

Since I am moving out of the dinghy room in the hostel soon.

i decided to take a few photoes of its best asset.

I thought WHAT would be it for a while.

Then I looked out the window..

Yeah .. the view at dawn not too badd..

So here is..


the sky

bluesky Posted by Hello

Well, Happy Birthday Celly!!!
Happy Birthday DC!(belated)
Happy Birthday Beckham!!
Happy Birthday XiaXue (belated)..
Happy Birthday all fellow Taureans.. Heh..

We rock!


At 2:46 PM, Blogger Edmund gently snorted that...

Just long it took for u to finish the rap?

At 4:51 PM, Blogger aGent X gently snorted that...

so many little hours :)
yesterday was my mom's, today is yours, my dad's and brother.

yo,yo rappin' gurl...

At 5:53 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

edmund: abt 15 mins.. but i was on the roll..

agentx:oh oh.. happy bithrday to ur mom dad and bro!!

At 6:07 PM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

Aww, poor you. Anyways, have a kickass birthday. May you at least ace all your papers, heheh. ;)

At 6:35 PM, Anonymous makanmonkey gently snorted that...

Nice (c)rap. Happy Birthday too... oh and birthdays con't get more sucky than spending them in reservist like what im gonna do this yr =(

At 7:13 PM, Blogger Metalfyre gently snorted that...

Happy birthday lass...go blow those papers away.

At 7:26 PM, Anonymous ead gently snorted that...

somehow i could just picture u with ur rapping hand gestures and all while u were "rapping"....spoil image haha. hmm. die ur blog getting addictive...

At 7:37 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

ad: i noe i noe.. hhehe.. goin dinner now laa. so not too bad.. will post more pics soon. ekkeke

ead: wat u mean spoil image? i rap in real life too.. not cool meh???? heh..

metalfyre: thank uuuu

makanmonkey: heh..i know.. nice crap huh.. thank u!! heheh

At 9:41 PM, Blogger Hai~Ren gently snorted that...

Happy birthday babe!

At 9:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

ahhhhh you're so full of shit! cant believe you have so much crap to crap about. but this is addictive shit ballz..damnit.
oh happy bday to you. hehe

At 10:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

Very soon you will be working n no more exams.

What a fyucking crass rap.. love it!


At 10:54 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

hairen: thank uu!!

zebby: thank u!!111

anoynymous: hehehehe... full of shit is correct la.. n thank u!

At 11:26 PM, Blogger stoolie gently snorted that...

what u want for 10bucks?
i doubt u want soft-toy or what, right?



At 11:49 PM, Blogger maotai 茅台 gently snorted that...

happy bday!

At 11:50 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

stoolie: 10 bux.. 2 beers at breko's

maotai: arigato gozaimasu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 11:59 PM, Blogger Postmaster-General gently snorted that...

happy birthday I suppose. Heh... taurus... like my mom [hi mom. I do remember your birthday and I got you presents via sis]. Allow to say a few things
1. Old liao. Shelf life shortening
2. I personally don't want to grow old
3. U actually remind me of my sis. The glasses and all, luckily you're and engineer, no chance of association. Evil must not be allowed to unite
4. I obviously hate pink
5. erm... Happy Birthday again

At 12:00 AM, Blogger stoolie gently snorted that...

u sure? i scared u see me u freak out or something.

At 12:08 AM, Anonymous momo~ gently snorted that...

happy birthday gal~

At 12:44 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

postmaster.. er... ok... and thank u..

stoolie: huehuehue..

At 12:45 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

momo: arigato!!!

At 1:25 AM, Blogger YuZ MaMbO gently snorted that...

Hey cool rap... The exams will be over soon yeah. N happy birthday to u. Cheers sillycelly.

At 1:25 AM, Blogger YuZ MaMbO gently snorted that...

Hey cool rap... The exams will be over soon yeah. N happy birthday to u. Cheers sillycelly.

At 1:48 AM, Blogger J Schnorng gently snorted that...

Wah lau! Lapping somemore, har? I oso got lap 4 U!

Actuarry, dun have, because I fucking cannot rap to save my ass.

Other than shouting yo yo, check it out, happy birthday, blahblahblah, fuck.


Oh yah, did I say happy birthday? Well, yah.

At 2:18 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

J: "Other than shouting yo yo, check it out, happy birthday, blahblahblah, fuck."

THat actuarry..suffices laa. Sphank uuu

yuz: hehehe.. thank u! yeah ending soon.. For EVER1

At 2:53 AM, Anonymous ead gently snorted that...

sigh.. another boring week ahead....
BUT!!!! at least i dun have to worry bout exams!!! muahahahahar!!

At 3:45 AM, Blogger kewinn gently snorted that...

To a fellow sufferer of birthday-always-during-exams:

Happy Birthday! (Mine's on Thursday)

At 8:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...


At 8:54 AM, Blogger Edmund gently snorted that...

When will your exams end???
I am still waiting for you eye for an arse 2 follow up wow...since I cannot watch in Singapore....haha
Happy Mugging

At 9:42 AM, Anonymous kenn gently snorted that...

happy bday (belated by now.)
i'm luckier than you are. my papers end on wed but my bday is on fri.


At 11:05 AM, Blogger Shortphat K gently snorted that...

Hmmm...turning all guys jelly?!?!?! U go Gal!!! Happy Birthday...

At 11:05 AM, Blogger bobby gently snorted that...

you're soooo giving eminem a run for his money. but come to think of it. i think eminem has too much money for you to run... he has too much money for we all to run. so forget about that statement. maybe you can run machi's money, yea..

and you know what? we've got the same birthday. =) now i mean same birthday as in we're both born on the 2nd. just tat u're in may and i'm in feb. muahaha =P

anywayz... hope you had a fabolous and magnificent birthday. oh well.. maybe cos it was ur birthday and u spent it studying so u're gonna get good karma for the rest of the year? happy birthday!

At 1:12 PM, Blogger Jared gently snorted that...

Studying on a birthday is a big no no! But then again failing exams is a even bigger no no..

At 3:04 PM, Blogger CyBorg gently snorted that...

Birthdays have to kept aside - at least during exams period.
I used to take my exams on my bday itself. Sick... but bo pien....
wanna concentrate... but got parties lining up at night!
Just tahan first lor.! All the best for ur exams...... and lastly... happy 24th!

At 4:17 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

ke-winn & kenn: happy birthday!!!!

edmund: wait wait... by this week k.. hehehe.. wait til papers end.. that one very leceh laa..

shortphat k: jus lil wishful thinkin...

kenneth: actually i dun reallyc are.. but guilt-ridden(nvr study) cant party well also..

bobby: i wanan make m n m try to give me a run for my money..

At 4:40 PM, Blogger Edmund gently snorted that...

santai saja......santai saja.....
I never rush you wor....
santai saja......santai saja.....

Yap keep it leceh ar....

At 6:17 PM, Blogger singaporean gently snorted that...

holly shiet...we're born on the same day, but many years apart. Gave my ma a hard time to be born on Labour Day...

Belated Happy Birthday Celly!

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