The Swah-ku in Kuala Lumpur

Bet you didn’t know....

In KL, Hilton and Le Meridien are brother and sister. Side by side.
But Bro Hilton seems to have eaten all of dear sis’ food.
What a geezer.

Here's evidence..



*Hilton & Le Meridien*

POor Meridien sister is half Hilton's size...

But same share owner by the way...

I am to stay at Hilton until the end of week.

I thought to myself, man… I am donating to the Paris Hilton fund.
Shouldn’t she be donating to the SillyCelly fund?
How come world doesn’t go around the way it should?


Heh. Anyway, after the long trip, I was more than glad to arrive at the gorgeous new hotel.

I stepped into the hotel and..

. *gasp*

Corridor…..



Friggin big fer my standard.. can do wall-to-wall handwalk..

And the beds.......



Can't believe I get 2 friggin beds!!!
Can take turn to dirty...

The View...!!
Friggin bird's eye view..



And life is all goodddd.. I tell ya..




*mind my big feet*

42" LCD screeeeen!!!

Like for fyuck's sake.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont wanna go home!!!!

This bathroom.. mind you.. is bigger than my whole room back in campus...


waittttttttt ..........................

Ok.. here comes the lavatory...

and its bowl...



The very sophisticated toilet bowl…..!

Oh lala.. check out those knobs.. (I'd say it again: Knobs!!!*grin*)

Knob 1 =

It has a picture of either a butt or raisin-less boobs.
But They can’t mean boobs cant they?

Hmm…..

Maybe a bowl for lactating mothers. But still, it doesn’t make sense.
At least that won’t apply to me.

So, I sat over the bowl and test 1 ..2..3.

Verdict: Alamak! It gives arse massage.. Not bad… !!!!!!!!!

Shiok level: ****

Like Damn.. I can sit here all day.

I want to shit all day.

I do!

Bowels move!!! Bowels move!!! Ohhmmm….


Knob 2:

It has a picture of pink lady on it.

I bet it must be a ladies’ pee washer.

But, hold on a sec.

It’s a friggin clitoris massager too!

Shiok level: **********

Forget about shitting man. I wanna pee all day.

In case you were wondering. Some Jap owns this hotel...

That's why even the toilet bowl is darn kinky.. hahar..



Ah Ah.....

There’s another funky gadget by the toilet sink.
I was preening into the mirror, browsing downwards.. when I suddenly found this black square within the mirror frame.





WTF is this???

I groped around and found this button at the side...

And..

Hubba Hubba…!!!

Another TV!!!!!

A telly by the toilet sink????

This one is like 5 inch but it’s darn cute.

(I’d say it again: 5 inch but darn cute?? *grin*)

*scratch chin*

Why would they put it here?

Next to the sink? Below the mirror….





Then I thought… oh…

So they could puke here over the sink after clubbing and not stain the bed.
Puked next to ‘5” but darn cute’ before? Not me.

Also, there’s the long hair drying session for Rapunzels.
With this mini telly, she can then watch ESPN while waiting for prince charming.
Thus, she could then talk about the footie game during the horse ride back to his palace, comment on the game, on the twists, on Ljungberg’s ass,
earn his ‘Man!! this chio bu rocks!!” points and score!

GOAL!

Back to the telly…

I thought.. ah shit.. now there’re 2 tellies, back in campus not even one.
Hmmphh…
Now now, Which should I watch?

If I watch the small one, I can wash my hands and squeeze my pimples all day, serenaded by MTV.

If I watch the big one, I can lie on my bed, looking like a dead mummy wrapped in terry cocoon, but cheer on Totty Hotspurs! Beat that arse anal!!!!

Choices, choices.

Then it struck me.

I am so fyucking swah ku!!!

Yes, how? I think my dad would be damn ashamed of me.
I am so kampong.
But I hope all the revolting shame I might've caused him would render me an upgrade to platinum card. Yee Hee Hee…

My Birfday comin dadda!!! On Mondaeeeeee.. and I lubb you!!!

Anyway, with all these luxuries, how am I supposed to study for my paper next week??
*This one is major killer paper too!!*

I seriously had this sudden rush of sloth.

*I knoe.. I knoe.... What’s new..??*

But I think my inherent sloth has increased a few levels.

I took long baths and lay dead for 90% of the time.
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Yes

Happily dead..

Ta daaa..... buenas noches everyone..

xxx