The Birthday Deal
I am sick sick sick of studying during my birthdays..
But to make up for loss time..
I end up in the library again...
I was so frustrated that I decided to write a poem, a rap.. watever...
Aptly entitled:
The Birthday Rap
Today, 2 of the May is my birthday,yo
Sad ass here cant afford a trip to Tokyo
What? Not even a fyucking yoyo..
So here sits my royal ass tellin story to ya, boyo..
Yea SillyCelly's in da houze tonight
She oozes more shits than the loos in China!
You can try fight her, as hard as you might,
She'd thrash you before you can yell KANINA!
And so you said, I am fyuking crass
Well fyuck off and pack you sorry ass
All the way back to your sad patch of grass
Where stoopid losers screw your lass
My Birthday aint no just any day
It celebrates my mom's first dismay
When she saw the ClearBlue's Okay.
She blurted out, " Aiyoh.. So Sway".
But 24 years down the bloody road..
not once she thought of the load..
For baby girl has grown out of coat
And she loves mom for rocking the boat
Fyuck, I've to share today with Mister Beckham
He'd drive around in his fyucking Ferrari
Birmingham, Tottenham.. all the way to Clapham
While I just fyuckin sit my ass in the library
So much for a fyucking Birthday
Sit around studying, this is so GAY!
So, I'd just wish joy to SillyCelly
Hope she can soon turn guys into jelly
HOW?????????????????
Since I am moving out of the dinghy room in the hostel soon.
i decided to take a few photoes of its best asset.
I thought WHAT would be it for a while.
Then I looked out the window..
Yeah .. the view at dawn not too badd..
So here is..
Hahahha..
the sky
bluesky
Well, Happy Birthday Celly!!!
Happy Birthday DC!(belated)
Happy Birthday Beckham!!
Happy Birthday XiaXue (belated)..
Happy Birthday all fellow Taureans.. Heh..
We rock!
26 Comments:
so many birthdays...so little hours :)
yesterday was my mom's, today is yours, my dad's and brother.
yo,yo rappin' gurl...
edmund: abt 15 mins.. but i was on the roll..
agentx:oh oh.. happy bithrday to ur mom dad and bro!!
Aww, poor you. Anyways, have a kickass birthday. May you at least ace all your papers, heheh. ;)
Nice (c)rap. Happy Birthday too... oh and birthdays con't get more sucky than spending them in reservist like what im gonna do this yr =(
Happy birthday lass...go blow those papers away.
somehow i could just picture u with ur rapping hand gestures and all while u were "rapping"....spoil image haha. hmm. die ur blog getting addictive...
ad: i noe i noe.. hhehe.. goin dinner now laa. so not too bad.. will post more pics soon. ekkeke
ead: wat u mean spoil image? i rap in real life too.. not cool meh???? heh..
metalfyre: thank uuuu
makanmonkey: heh..i know.. nice crap huh.. thank u!! heheh
Happy birthday babe!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOLL!
Very soon you will be working n no more exams.
What a fyucking crass rap.. love it!
zebby
hairen: thank uu!!
zebby: thank u!!111
anoynymous: hehehehe... full of shit is correct la.. n thank u!
what u want for 10bucks?
i doubt u want soft-toy or what, right?
=D
CD?
happy bday!
stoolie: 10 bux.. 2 beers at breko's
hahaha..
maotai: arigato gozaimasu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u sure? i scared u see me u freak out or something.
happy birthday gal~
postmaster.. er... ok... and thank u..
stoolie: huehuehue..
momo: arigato!!!
J: "Other than shouting yo yo, check it out, happy birthday, blahblahblah, fuck."
THat actuarry..suffices laa. Sphank uuu
yuz: hehehe.. thank u! yeah ending soon.. For EVER1
sigh.. another boring week ahead....
BUT!!!! at least i dun have to worry bout exams!!! muahahahahar!!
To a fellow sufferer of birthday-always-during-exams:
Happy Birthday! (Mine's on Thursday)
happy bday (belated by now.)
i'm luckier than you are. my papers end on wed but my bday is on fri.
cheers
you're soooo giving eminem a run for his money. but come to think of it. i think eminem has too much money for you to run... he has too much money for we all to run. so forget about that statement. maybe you can run machi's money, yea..
and you know what? we've got the same birthday. =) now i mean same birthday as in we're both born on the 2nd. just tat u're in may and i'm in feb. muahaha =P
anywayz... hope you had a fabolous and magnificent birthday. oh well.. maybe cos it was ur birthday and u spent it studying so u're gonna get good karma for the rest of the year? happy birthday!
Birthdays have to kept aside - at least during exams period.
I used to take my exams on my bday itself. Sick... but bo pien....
wanna concentrate... but got parties lining up at night!
Just tahan first lor.! All the best for ur exams...... and lastly... happy 24th!
ke-winn & kenn: happy birthday!!!!
edmund: wait wait... by this week k.. hehehe.. wait til papers end.. that one very leceh laa..
shortphat k: jus lil wishful thinkin...
kenneth: actually i dun reallyc are.. but guilt-ridden(nvr study) cant party well also..
bobby: i wanan make m n m try to give me a run for my money..
holly shiet...we're born on the same day, but many years apart. Gave my ma a hard time to be born on Labour Day...
Belated Happy Birthday Celly!
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