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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Mad club hopping in Singapore means expensive cab faresss

Last weekend..3 girls, with too much make-up (mostly just me). too much time on their hands. too.much aDO ABOUT NOTHING and no decision maker in the group..

WENT CLUB HOPPING.. BY DEFAULT..

The list is too unbearably long...

At first,
We decided to go to Zouk.. main reason being: I felt bad for not visiting my old lover for so long.. I've been too engrossed in loving MOS for quite sometime.
And I will always have a soft spot for Zouk.

So that was out first stop. I picked the babes up at Park Mall... and our little voyage began.

As we rode halfway, Abs sms-ed me with tempting messages..

"The boys are drinkin at grand copthorne..we have 3 rooms and plenty lethal liquids.. come by, then club later. wherever..whatever.."

Rite...

Not much dilemma,
Lethal liquids for free? In rooms full of boys? So ..

3 of us went over to Grand Copthorne.. instead...

We got there, just in time to find out.. that they were leaving for Double O..

What the hell!

We weren't so keen but we were kind of swayed.

Me: "Do you think Zouk will be like kinda empty babe?"

Viole: "Hey we can go to O bar, a lot of cute angmohs!"

ME: "Who say? Remember who you ended up talking to last time?"

Vio: "Eh..Aiyah.. only friendly friendly ok..."

Me: "Anyway, you want angmoh ah?"

Vio: "Let's go for angmohs tonight!"

Me: "Wah law weee.. you think what? Shopping ah?!!??"




I thought of the last embarrasing moments at O bar..


Me: "Okay lah.. let's go double O , O bar whatever.."



so, we rode again.. and stopped at O bar...

We saw the queue....

$%^^KNN$%$MTF!!!DSGHTRYRE**$%#$%^&@$^%&*!!!!!!!!!!

(Really was longer than this in reality)


Whatever....
The babes looked on in disgust, turned our heels... and
we walked around the corner...
Guess where we ended up??

Riverine!!!!!!!!! On a Saturday night?!!

I thought, oh my Gosh.. I might as well move my stuff here and migrate...

Nevertheless,we had so much fun there...

Or perhaps a little too much, I took out my Brandy and the girls seemed happier already.

Sandra is a lawyer.. and Violet is a doctor. The two people I will definitely need most in the future.

Sandra for my divorces, Violet for my cancers..

I present you my family lawyer...



Three is not a crowd...






I Was thinking, not like they will ever need me though.. an engineer, a banker, a blogger... what? I can't even fix their cars.


Okay lah, let's just wh0re some stupid photoes,
which will have captions along the line of,
"Er.. I don't know what I was doing.."




"I don't know what I was trying to do.."



"Err.. I think Shirley and me had no idea what we were doing.."




"I think Violet was thirsty and she didn't know what she was doing.."

Anyhow, too much fun didn't get us anywhere.

We had to leave River. We bid our farewell and off we went...

For Liquid room... thinking it's a Ladies' night..


On the way,

we gallavanted away, making affairs with hot wheels..



"Smokin' HOT wheels"



And smokin' HOT wheels get smokin' HOT babe!

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My God... how come my face looks like Guan Gong...!!!


.
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Along the slow walk to Liquid, we were reciting Qing Tian (Jay Chow) on the way ( "recite" coz so we have spiritual connection with Jay Chow)

We reached Liquid Room, eventually.
And, It wasn't Ladies' night.. and it was fyucking Full House..

What the hell!!!

So we took another cab ride..

Where to go now? We needed some place good which opens til 5.


MOS.

Mai Thu liao.


So away we rode. MOS here we came..

We got there, saw the queue.. and swore more profanities...
Seriously, Marcelly needs to buy a lot of memberships leh..!!!!!!!

We turned our heels again, walked past Este bar... Hooters.. and ended up at Attica..

It was Full house..but we were tired, by then, it was just me and Violet.
The lawyer had to wake early on a freaking Sunday. LAWYERS!

And so we queued patiently.. Just as we were about to be admitted... right after paying the entrance fee actually.... Cessa sms-ed..

"We are outside Zouk.. Come, Shaun's opening a table"

OMG... the timing!!

Bloody hell.. had to ask for refund..


So we ended up at Zouk again.. ALmost like destiny.
whatever lah hor...

The Twist of Fate in One's life mission...

All the meanders...

Sigh...


Zouk was good anyway, I love how the members' area is so bloody spacious...
And Zouk is always like high school reunion plus campus reunion.

I met a guy named Bomoh. I don't know if he was pulling my leg butI asked him for 4D number anyway and he freaking gave me his phone number. What the heowww..


Ahh...


So, that was Saturday night. Did I tell you I was at MOS on Friday?
But I also must tell you that I strictly club on weekends only now.

So disciplined. =)

Okay.... next time, I would like to bitch about iGallop...
just what was Mr Sim thinking???

12 Comments:

At 9:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

Zouk??? It reminds me of the time it was newly open. I'm not going to mention the year(feel so old liao). I was not in a right "state of mind" at that night as we had our warming up at the old Cuppage Centre. Suddenly, I found myself on my bed and it was Sunday afternoon already. But my friends told me that other than zouk, we went to Brannigans, chinoi cherrie(hope the spelling is correct) and Fire(I think all the three gone with the wind liaoZ) to watch our all time favourite Douglas O perform with Energy. I think if I were to do that again, I'll end up in ICU...Lolx!

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger Alex gently snorted that...

buahahaa...all ur spam very suitable for you wan hor. =x

 
At 10:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

Give me Bomoh's no. I want to buy 10 big 10 small...If strike can buy one acre of land over there liao..hehe! Aiyah..Wall Street tumbled (oil surged)...so Asia stocks open lower...there goes my investments...*sigh*

 
At 12:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

A colleague just asked me something about your latest entry. She asked who was the drop dead beautiful kuntilanak on the hot wheels....Even woman also finds you attractive...

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger Marcelly gently snorted that...

blackcat: eh! the fact thwat i look like kuntilanak..cant meanim gorgeous!
ask her!! drop dead gorgeous or just drop dead!!!

eh ya lah.. told u.. unit trust cannot trust.. take it off and invest with walton liao.. my friends and me got so much out of it..

alex: what spam what spam.. where got suitable.,.. some are selling viagra leh..

 
At 2:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

If I take it out now, how do you suppose I do the topping up for M/s Waltons? You really cruel laah. Down here oso chong tee me about my investment.

Actually, I added the word kuntilanak myself lah, I'm guilty of it. She really finds you hen biao liang!:)After chap gor, I'll bring her to River and intro to you laah if you don't believe...:)

 
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Hmmm... ever wonder wat the "O" in "osim" stands for?

-mkmk

 
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Orgasmic Mr Sim?

 
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