The shenanigans Lately

Some thoughts/happenings have been pondered over the past week..
Some are alarming, some are touching....
The first one is the discussion on..

1. WHY I SHOULD STOP CLUBBING ..

Oh dear.. I really don't think I can stop clubbing...
But, my craze for liver-destroying sessions is getting out of hand.

Typical weekly schedules would go something like this.


Wednesday nights: Mambo @Zouk.

Consumption: 300ml of martini rosso neat, 4 glasses of maitai.
Auxilary factors: High level Cheesy oldies, Pumpin RnB, aspiring ahbengs.
Sports: Lotsa biceps flex, tricep flex, hip flex, butt flex, waist rotation.
Aftermath: a whole bowl of beehoon soup.

Verdict: calories burnt during ahbeng immitating session replaced by beehoon and alcohol.


Thursday: Thumper..

Consumptions: free flow of vodka, thus average 6-8 per night.
Auxillary factors: Live band, RnB.
Sports: Calves muscles(jumping), throat (screaming), knees (bend and gyrate)
Aftermath: Too drunk for supper.

Verdict: Calories burnt were half replaced by alcohol.


Friday: KTV @ Este Club, Clarke Quay.

Consumptions: Chivas, endless. Titbits, endless....
Auxillary Factors: THE MICROPHONE!!!
Sports: not much, occasional sway/gyration and lotsa diaphragm muscle usage.
Aftermath: Too drunk to even find carpark. Head fell into the prata sauce.

Verdict: Calories from alcohol not burnt at all. Titbits being the major culprit coz prata never got eaten up.


Saturday: Coco Latte/Zouk
Consumptions: pre-glow (Pre-entrance)> 1/4 bottle of sherry and capalang stuff from 7-11: wine, beer, expired mouth wash.
@Zouk: 2 tequila shots, nick many sips from friend's jugs.
Auxillary factors: Friends @Members, Trance/Progressive beats. RnB at Coco.
Sports: Walk around the bloody big place. Lotsa jumping and rave footworks.
Aftermath: Normally Fong Seng AGAIN!

Verdict: Maybe the calories even out. Maybe laa..


Final Summary: Unless I cut down on the drinks and supper, cheonging is not gonna make me lose weight and the alcohol is giving me lousy skin.

Own-resolution: Cut down to once/twice a week. Only Zouk/Coco, KTV is baaaaddddddd...... I can replace KTV for sober jammings anyway.


2. WHY PEOPLE STEAL MY TOILETRIES?

On Saturday, I couldnt find my toiletries basket in the communal showers.

I was CRAZY MAD for awhile, before discovering that someone has relocated the whole bag of shampoo+soap+masks+toothbrush at the back of the toilet bowl in one of the cubicles.

This made me wonder, which LOCO-bitch would do this?
Like WTF is she doing with my shampoo and toothbrush in the toilet??????????

i. Cleaning the bowl with my toothbrush??? Cant be the cleaning auntie worr.. Her brush big and shiok one.

ii. Showering??? In the toilet?? With the flushing water????Watefuckever la: I hope she doesnt live near me.

iii. Pleasuring her self: This is the most feared scenario!!!... my gosh... with toothbrush or shampoo bottles? *pengz*

iv. Maybe, she just hates me I havent a clue why... Maybe coz I walk around looking like dumpshit in masks, pimple creams and singlets.

v.If she is trying to play bloodey games with me, hmmm... once I find out who she is, I am gonna grab her shampoo basket and hide it in the microwave oven in the kitchen! Arghh..



3. On the same Saturday,
Me, Jac, Sham and Lyd had long pizza+beer talk accompanied by the show
'WHos Line Is it Anyway' *my favourite*

We then talked about a few things.

a. Childhood games.

I realised I reallllllyyyyyy... missed my childhood days badly.
We used to play stupid silly games in the courtyards before/after school and during recess:

-PepsiCola 123, Hide N Seek, Zero point,
-And many Indon ones : bekel, tak umpet, tak jongkok.

I recalled why I used to wear tights underneath my skirt in schools, Coz I wanted to play Zero point!!!!! I aced the game!!
I want play again!!!! Anybody??????????????

b. Dragon Ball Cards.

If you dont believe that I used to be damn tut. My bro and used to collect Dragon Ball cards at those little card dispensing machines at Coronation Plaza.
We would walk from home (Watten Estate) and then spent all our weekly pocket money on stupid dragon ball cards, each costing 20cents. If we were lucky, we'd get the shiny cards!
We even drew and made our own Dragon ball cards and tried to sell them at one dollar.
Stupid primary school kids did buy from my bro, you know.. Primary school kids la...easy to con.
My Gosh.. that was almost decades ago... *tearing..*

To reminisce... this is Dragon Ball...


Goku and Vegeta...

*WAHHH I used to have tons of these!!! No wonder I had no money to buy Barbie Dream Houses!!!!


c. Girls with big boobs can play sports?

Somehow, we ended talking about why angmoh girls suck at golf.
Petite Asian girls are better. Like me Lidat.
Well..

-Booby girls suck at golf... To study this, lets see a golf swing...



This girl swing swing.... no ploblem...


BUT....



This one.. ermmmm.... There's the very obvious, strategically located movement barriers.
She should consider other sports laaa.....


-So, we decided that booby girls are good at water polo.

Why?

Because they can effortlessly float mah...

Bah..

4. I am going for more gigs... heh.. My musical friends all got gigs..Uhh..