White Chinese = vodka + soyabean milk

I strongly recommend this fusion concoction to down. Thought Paul tried it and he said it tasted like shit.. and he wasnt shitting me...

Paul also recommended me acting as a future job.
Knowing I prolly nid to sleep with those godamn producers to get a proper role is gonna be tough..
Only when I make it big..then ppl'd know I've finally slept with the right one.. Too Leceehh la.. basket!

Anyway, thought of more cocktails :

Rumbandcinno = Bandung + white rum + froth +ice

HomeGrown = Wheat Grass drink +midori (triple) + soda water +ice

Boner = Sugar Cane + Tequila + kalamansi juice + sprite +ice

Names so unexciting...suggestions?

Speakin of boners, Paul introed me to www.boners.com . Quite hilarious.. surprisingly not porn ..
They have pics of bears having oral *hiakss*
and there's this road in Malaysia called Jalan Fun Wee Fuck.. got proof!
Kekek.. anyone wanna move there?

*OKOk.. Ash suggested Exoticane for the sugarcane concoction...
*I thought of mary-juan-ah.. for the homegrown (grass--think marijuana baby!)
Wad U think? lame ah?? brr...

Paul the full-of-shit-ideas man suggested a new trend, bored of friendster? Lets have fiendster!
Then you can add ur exes and jerbronies onto it. You can then check from time to time, if you lots have the same fiends as 3rd degree fiends.. Maybe can gang up or smth! Lovely right?
Such a mastermind...