My tusheez

This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Monday, January 10, 2005

Wit's Macau, GZ, HK bitchings & a proposal..

DAMNNNNNNNN... Wit lost money in Macau casino... there goes my last hope.. arghh....
Man.. he was bitchin abt how frozen his ass was.. how broke he was and..dat the ppl in Guang Zhou are freakin loonies..
Sitting in the cabs there is like riding in a rally car.. haha.. maybe they thought bumper car siah.. Drive with no brains.. only guts... hor..
Then he said the cabs all smell of dead rats.. ieuw.w.. plus when someone got bad accident on the road.. ppl will just gather around and look.. the cops will then come .. and help to look somemore..heuhe... LOOK LOOK LOOK then you think he will wake up is it????????Wad Bollox!
.... Said he bought small bro Win LOTR ring.. what if he disappears after wearing it?? Not funny le.. very ma fan!

Think he's havin too much fun... spendin too much of dad's money too.. Bugger keeps drawing cash of his poser black Citibank master.. chey!... Wan come home anot?

He was sayin abt the restaurant in Guang Zhou that sells just about any animal. includin creepy crawlers.. ! roaches, dogs, cats , termites... worms, mice?.. yuck.. they call the place DEad Zoo..
Freaky .. capital 'F' !.... Bugger said going around Macau , he and his frens felt like celebrities.. coz the girls kept comin.. chey! Freakin hookers la.. lidat also wan to show off.. Even if you look like golum they wil stil swarm you bro! Told him to sell butt if run out of money.. but I guess the market's abit congested liao haa...

Today, me got proposed siah.. Jerv asked me if I ever wanna get married, I said too leceh.. must find a guy, make him love me, suck up to his parents, then find money to live for 2 ++,
He volunteered to be the guy, but money and the rest cannot help..
So.. we're sposed to elope (so its cheap,, and we r cheapskates).. and go to Africa to live..

--advantages are : 1. panoramic view, 2. low living cost & inflation rate, 3. educational for the kids, 4. not much food so wife (me) stays slim.

--disadvantages are : 1. we'll get no visitors, 2. i will hv poor friends and neighbours, 3. I dun really like their fashion sense.

Verdict: not gettin married. Africa or not

btw, Jervais shoot plane down for a living. Hehe.. he's an SAF sign-on.
I once pleaded him to puuhhleasee not shoot down Indon planes.
Coz we probably only have one, which flies so lowly and slowly that the lil kampong kids can shoot em down with them catapults...


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