My tusheez

This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Friday, January 28, 2005

Funka 05

Funkamania.. sadly.. has dropped in standard by average.. slightly.

BUT... The winner of the bext male dancer is too cute to be true.. hiaks.. Alvin Tan!! Groove with me!I also wan some of ur hip hop... I also wan to 'lock' and 'pop' with you.... hiaks..

Never before have I thought of that connotation to the terms lock n pop.. but now I do!

I love locking and popping tooo!!! hip hop or not.... (flash info: lock&pop are hip hop isolation techniques.. when they look like they have spasms and stuff.. =))

Good outing though,, the whole Sheares hall and Blasters were down. Cheering through the crowd, it was calorie burning.

I went to meet my lanky, 'model' cousin n her lovely,rich fart beau for lunch in town. Then, went all the way back for lecture just to find Wahoo about to leave ^f*#a%$#r$%k@!!!!

Jac & Cat officially gave up on me, and that means they aint hearin no more wailing from me.

I am doomed.. doomed ...doomed... But THEY still love me as clubbing babe.

Cat: Cocco Latte on Sat night?

Me: Hell yeah!....

Sarge is comin too! I just love men in uniforms!

Smoochieeeee Posted by Hello ... This photo is completely contradicting watever I am about to write ... But I look so cute I'd prop it up 'ere....

Ya know what? I am cursed. I can't chase after blokes coz they'll be scared shit. It's sad but it's true!

But I havent a clue WHY. As if I am a dutiful copper after a pickpocket! The faster I run, the faster they flee.. The louder I scream, the more spontaneously they pee in their pants!

....* sit up..hands clasped, eyes closed...accumulating 'chi' and 'senses'*.....

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*Radiating light.. illuminated from within.. a halo just appeared...I am back...*

Back to me being cursed as a terror+horror....

Whoopie.. I shall sit around and be a nun for the rest of my life! SOunds good yah...

Seriously, AM I THAT SCARY? Am I so hideous? Am I a handful? Unmanageable?

Eh..!!!!!!!

I just perform chivalrous acts, that's all! .. *ptui..*

Really........ I can be such a good housewife!

I am not (just) a hot, lewd ,looney Flirt!... *slap self twice over*

I sew, knit and cook too! I just dont practise them that often. Besides there aint a need to, I've also been busy with other activities like shaking booty, socialising, suckin up and gettin sloshed. You see....

It wusnt me!

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