Just a Booty Call Away

My babes are sick.

Cat is obviously dyslexic as she mistook "Alfie" for 'Alife'! And the bugger was so persistent!!!

"Watch "Alife"?? You mean "Alife" right? The one with Jude Law!"

Hell and damnation!! Not even correct spelling.

Jac, on the other hand. Read "Racing Stripes" as " Dancing Stripes".

She pleaded guilty of dyslexia too.. I snorted:" You're not dyslexic babe.. you're BLIND!"

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Alfie... Wad a movie.. no no..
wait.. wat an eye opener.. oh no no!

WAit!... Wad a bloody REMINDER!!!! Geezz.. I have soo
a list of blokes who SHOULD watch this show.. before they screw up their lives any further.....

We gals aint no booty call yo! Do I sound like a bitter bitch
here? No no.. I am speaking as I sit on the fence.. Wise words.. I'd say....

Anyway.. Today I went for an ad's story board's
shoot. Apparently, before directors shoot the real ad.. they shoot a
mock-up ad.. to show the client the storyline n give em a rough idea.. and
that's where short,ugly people like me come in, before they shoot the real thang with them famous actresses, or so you might call 'em.. COz then they can afford a mock-up.. pay aint too bad though...

Went for the movies with the babes.. Alfie obviously.. Anyhow, was at KFC at dinner where we can have free refills of the drinks, wohoo!! I was thinking.. why not bring the cup home and come again next time for more refills? no expiry date right?

Jac suggested an even better idea, keep a stock of KFC cups at
home.. and whoopiee.. bring it along whenever you hit town.. in your special KFC pouch.. reminds me of doraemon's magic pouch !goodie!

Someone was even kind enough to leave their KFC cups behind at the
parapets outside Shaw House.. for people like me to pick it up and get free
refills..!

Ahh.. I am not that cheapskate la.. but I wouldnt really call that
that.. It's more like utilising resources to the fullest.. aint it?

Bah!...

Anyway, Alfie the movie, somehow tugged at my heartstrings. I
really feel for those blokes who never intend to commit. THeir lives
are vessel empty.. their days are filled with nothing but meaningless booty
calls.. one after the other.. Ok I am not saying no babe does the same.

BUt, You can see the clear and obvious steretyping here. ANd for
once, it's not missing the bull's eye by too much..

BUt I shall not be a bitter bitch and condemn them.. They might be
having the biggest ball of their life. Wait til their balls drop and bro stops performing.. ..WHen it's not happening.. and not happening..

And when they hit their golden 40s..50ss.. Ahhaaa.. of course the loaded
ones still reign.. But, you know what the girls are after by then..*bling bling*.. Plus you better know a good Viagra.

As my wise friend Lionel says :" Money can't buy you love. But so what? It can buy you the CLOSEST immitation. And NO hassle. Perfecto!"

Argh.. ok ok.. no more trying to sound like a wise ass coz i am
stupid myself when it comes to this kinda of mess.. who isn't?

The smartest lawyer or ladyboss and the humble maid.. when it
comes to love..They're ALL as stupid... Yeah... as stupid..

Cant graduate from the school of love aye?