Paper bag or tape?

Me and Cat are having a serious debate.. regarding the two types of available lads left in the sad world we're slumped in.

1. A cute, gorgeous sex god who's utterly boring or lame. Will need to tape his mouth, but keep the lights on for a change.

2. Very funny and charming, but a looker is a bit too hopeful a description.
Will need a paper bag over the face. Or shut the lights off, but give him a freaking microphone.

Verdict: Cat goes for second option. I go for first la..I am a shallow, superficial sucker.

Ps: Cat is so deep. She wants someone who can keep her stimulated intellectually. (I read the econs book or the encyclopedia for this. So I am cool).

Cat: "Looks will fade through the years. He can look gorgeous and all, but without the personality to compliment it, nah.. beauty will be temporary..."

No doubt such a poot is gonna bore the hell outta her (unless he's a DAMN looker and Irish. Wil keep her happy for quite a while).
Here comes another smashing theory from Miss SmartAss.:

"If both sides are as lame.. Then that's perfect!"

I din get it at first. Wtf is she thinking? Like that lugi and lugi la...(lose-lose situation)
Waiiit...Must look deep..think deep....
It's all about the ultimate balance. yin-yang. black-white. day-night..
Geddit??????? *hiaksss....*

In case you were wondering. The whole debate started when she asked me if I wanna club tommorrow night, as her cute German friend(male obviously) wants to shake booty.

I muttered: "Germans bore my skulls DRY. ..Mmpph.. but beggars cant be choosers"...