Lavatorial Issue

One of the most embarrassing moments in life:

Would be when you need to rush into a public toilet, bomb one humongous pOOp and realise afterwards that the flushing system is faulty, the toilet roll is just enough to wipe you arse and not to cover the whole bowl AND there is a long queue outside.
You'd wonder around in the small cubicle trying to be a fantastic plumber. Then, when you've realised that you've spent at least 5 minutes in it with the bloody flush still not co-operating , you'd bet that people are gonna KNOW it's your organic creations floating about in the bowl. Bahh...
Excuses like :" Errr.. I dunno why some people shit and dun flush... "... " Hmm.. its broken after the last person shit.."..." Er...really dunno where they came from...."....wouldn't do anymore.

Ok lah.. just make do with a sympathetic, pathetic expression when coming out of the dinghy cubicle. Try a tiny grin and RUN for your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you were having diarrhoea.. try climbing out the cubicle window or flush yourself down the system altogether.. eh.. ok that one's out coz the flush is broken hor..
ok.. try climbing to the next cubicle (if occupied, just say your door lock's broken).. or put on lord of the rings' ring and pray hard...

I F**ken HATE those sensor shit above the bowls, I prefer manual toggle type anytime. Coz with the sensor crap, I wouldnt have a toe-clue how to fix it. How?? By clapping your hands, doing a "now you see finger, now you dont", swinging like an idiot from side to side; butt up butt down, all in effort to cover and uncover the sensor's receiver... In desperation, you'd start peering into the Infra Red Emitter..start talking to it.. then swearing at it... then slamming it...shaking it.. kicking it...???
Would you? Or is it just me?
Sweeett @#%&^^%&!!......

Anyway, agonizing topics aside, I found the miraculous solution to getting out of my room with my pimples : Tinted Acne Cream!!!... Muaxxx muaxxx to Oxy Cover. I'll buy GSK share soon!