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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Monday, June 11, 2007

License TO B*tch

My take on :


1. Having tuition and mock test for your basic driving theory test

Oh my gudness!
Singaporeans, quit it on the tuition thing already. Having tuition is just telling your mind that you are not smart enough to read it up the night before, understand it and pass the test.



2. The rising Candy

Canadian Dollar is going sky high crazy.

I have taken an interest to knowing why this and that happens nowadays, makes me feel like I should have taken more Economy classes last time.

Anyway, CAND is going up and up, 30 yr high.

Good news is that my land investments are all in Candy.
The value has doubled the last 2 yrs and moreover, in terms of SGD, it has gone up extra. So when it cashes out next yr or so, just nice to down for a house?

But a tiny bit of downside is that I am getting a bit more Canadian land this year.
But I guess compared to the massive rate of returns (20%+ p.a), I am willing to stomach any loss in currency exchange, if there is any at all,
Cause Candy is expected to raise and raise steadily to match USD.

Aye.. You go Canadians! I love your ice hockey fights and your lovely `country.



3. The IRs

Wah lah.. Getting to rob/cheat at the IR? Just watched Ocean's 13 today. Think maybe got some inspiration again now.. Muahaha..

ok joking, scary man.. in Singapore everything monitored, skarli people think I am serious.

I was wondering how successful IRs gonna be. A bit too ambitious leh. 2 at the same time, so huge and also, this place is so clean, how to have fun in the casino then?

Macau really thrives as the most revenue making casino area around, cause of its massive amount money laundering happening and the rampant, easy-to-get vices around.

It just smells that way in casinos. Expensive smells, Spanish fly mixed with alcohol, poppy and anything that smells fun, ecstasy, mulah.

In Singapore, the casinos are gonna smell a bit of anti-septic unless the gahment loosens up some belt hole, will the big gamblers still go?


Maybe to give face hor?

How about the rest, smaller time gamblers, Don't forget your hundred bucks entrance fine.

But hey, I think they prepared for the money lending liao. Smart.....
Next time can go Post Office to borrow money to gamble. Heh Heh. We Love James.





4. The Car-Zhnging, cool way and beng way

Cool Way: Spend your first grand on nicer, bigger rims. Please.
Fit, City go for 16 inch, min.
Vios, Mazda 3, Civic, min 17, but 18 or 19 will be grand!

The next grand on lowering the bleeding car and buy freaking wax to polish the colour.
If it's just a Jap cmall sedan/hatchback, worse still Korean and Msia car, don't go choosing lime green, yellow, all these.. aiyohh...
Cannot make it lah.. looks like a wannabe and cannot be.

If it's a continental and sports, then colour pink polka dots also can..


Beng Way: Spend the first grand on painting it oh biang colour, paste vynils and then buy millions of soft toys to put in car.

Oh dear.............no cool lah no cool...




Ok, that's the thoughts of the day.

9 Comments:

At 7:59 PM, Anonymous hexed gently snorted that...

reserved... will read later

 
At 11:48 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

ha

 
At 11:03 PM, Anonymous jinx gently snorted that...

hmmm...

 
At 10:30 AM, Anonymous Sleepless in Bangkok gently snorted that...

Did not know they have tuition for that. Sg brains will be used to cultivate mushrooms in future if that is true.

The average gambler gives casinos higher margins than the Jetsetters. The entry fee can be waived once the casino gives out memberships and so forth. They can be really creative given incentives.

 
At 10:50 AM, Anonymous Donny gently snorted that...

That landbanking business? Walton?

 
At 12:49 AM, Anonymous calfskin gently snorted that...

On car-zhnging:

Vios/Lancer/Mz3/Civic how to fit 18"/19"? It'll be damn heng if you can fit 17s" in there w/o scrapping the fender.

18"/19" is a major custom job i think. Else the car will look like a jeep/off-roader. MUAHAHA! That'll be quite a sight.

 
At 11:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

i've got a vios with 17s" ... lowered as well. it doesn't scrape the fender.

i've seen, touched a civic with 20's" ... in singapore. also, maybe have a chance to change car with him for a weekend haha that would be nice and stressful at the same time, trying to be careful with his rims

this gal's an indonesian ... they are crazy ppl when it comes to rims haha

 
At 6:32 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

SIB: so looks like there's bright future for both Singaporean brains and the IR then. Cheers,

Donny: Yeapp. Walton it is. I work and grow my money there.

vios with 17 inch.. done..
civic with 20 inch.. DONE!

Well done you guys! I saw you guys' cars and they're awesome..

so pls stay away from the beng beng stuff, like bodykits and vynils, dont get itchy.

 
At 6:32 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

SIB: so looks like there's bright future for both Singaporean brains and the IR then. Cheers,

Donny: Yeapp. Walton it is. I work and grow my money there.

vios with 17 inch.. done..
civic with 20 inch.. DONE!

Well done you guys! I saw you guys' cars and they're awesome..

so pls stay away from the beng beng stuff, like bodykits and vynils, dont get itchy.

 

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