My tusheez

This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

I am not a paedophile

Hell and Damnation!

The other day, my mom and I took a ride back from meditation session, on a Sunday.
On the MRT, mother and daughter were sitting side by side, chattering away, like small teenagers, my mom is cute like that.

My eyes then trailed away and got fixed elsewhere.

There was this boy. Probably not more than 17.

Tanned, deep set eyes, sharp nose, cheeky smile, dimples, the whole she bang.

He was cute as hell.


I then felt an acute pain.


*sigh*..

Why am I so old.
Now I am friggin 25, I am too old already. OLDDDD AND SAGGINNNN STUPIDCELLY!!

Sometimes (or most times), I wish I am still 16. I can still drool over these gorgeous man-boys.

I tried not to look at him too blatantly, but he made me feel like I am 16 again, still naive, pretty, slim and very dreamy..oggling at my first boyfriend back in high school in England.

What blasphemy.

Hell and Damnation.

Friggin old hag wants to be 16 again. Cheh. PLease use your blainnn!!


It was so embarrasing I tell you.

But hey, excuse me, doesn't mean I am a paedophile okay.

I admit, I have dated 2 guys who were 4 years younger than me.

So what? At least the buggers weren't 16 or 17. And it was mutual okay, not like I tried to cheat some young boys.. heuheue..But anyway, didn't work out at all. Yes , yes... too young.

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That's that. I am an old hag.
Nairmind though. Everything else is good.

Mommy and me are never closer. I miss her so much when I am out working. She's like my boyfriend liao lahh.. come back sure want to hug her somemore....*sigh*
'
We went to Whatever book shop in China town on Sunday. Yes, we're like spiritual yaya sisters now huh? Meditation and all. Surprise?

Just because I love love love crazy parties, doesn't mean I wouldn't be able to appreciate peace, tranquility and harmony. Sounds like bull stories ? *shrugs*

Anyhow, I had a wild time with mom picking out all the tarot and oracle cards.
We bought one in the end, for mom's good friend who is a fortune teller back in Indo. I tell you mom is a pretty big fan of fortune telling. Sometimes too much, I think. But sometimes it helps too. Kinda gives her hopes and a soberer mind and directions and spiritual support.

Ah yes, the oracle cards, I tried a few types, The Goddes Version and The Oracle Tarot.

Very Zun leh. As in, they all kinda makes sense, maybe it's because I think it that way, so it seems that way. But I came out of the shop feeling rather good. With a ray of hope.

Haha. Oh well. Anyway, the shop is pretty cool, they have a cafe there as well.

Check out its website at www.whatever.com.sg

They have all sorts of funky and spiritual stuffs.
Yogans, spiritists, Pagan worshippers, eccentric book lovers, tarot card readers or wannabes.. all should hailll here..

If you do go, tell them this crazy Indon girl who dropped by last Sunday, with her mother, and made a hell lot of noise reading the oracle cards, told you about the place okay? Heuheu..

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What else now? I have been on a hiatus?


Hehehehe..


I am watching this Korean drama series, it's addictive you know that.
So, the moment I step home til I sleep and til the moment I step out again, I will be glued on the telly.

I bought the version with no English subtitle mind you.
So, my ears and eyes are glued to the telly, trying to squeeze my brain, such that it'll churn out some sense.

Cause it's all in friggin Chinese. And my Chinese is .. well.. to the least... hmm.. let's just say it's not as powderful as my England.


But hey, after 2 days of Chinese crash course. Now, I speak Chinese to myself. I love Chinese!
I think next time I am involved in a romantic relationship, I shall speak Chinese..

so lo-man-tic worrrr...

*sigh..*

"Ni.. Ni.. zhen de ai wo ma? Mo fei...ni..shi xiang qi pian wo de..... "

"Ni xu yao wo deng duo jiu?? Wo.. kuai deng bu liao le..hao lei.."

"Wo dui ni de ai... shi.. ren zhen de.."


Heuheuheuhuee..

Dreamy 16 yr old is back.

Okay, I am watching this Korean series called "" My Lovely Samson""

Damn cute, it's about this chubby girl, Samsoon not so pretty, very chor lo, very childish, very blatant, bold, but have a kind heart and in a way, very adorable. She keeps everyone giggling.

A handsome, rich guy, played by Hyun Bin fell in love with her.. and I am jealous. =)

How comeeeeeeeee.... this whole story disillusions all women out there, thinking there is such a guy!!!Handsome, rich and so damn nice.. it's cock and bulllllllllllllllllll tale!!!!!

Burrrssshhhiiittt!!!


I endlessly threw stuffs at the tell screen, magazines, pillows and whatnots.. so annoyed.
Heuheu.

But I watched on.

For Hyun Bin.


Hehe.. so friggin hooked by it that my mom is getting worried. Actually she watches it with me. We will then squeal, wail and wail and wail at the same time. But, she warned me not to buy another such drama series, coz I'd become uncontrollable. She claims that nowadays, I am always like "drunk and high" at home, yelling, wailing, yelling.. wailing.. throwing things at the TV, especially when it took so long for the guy to declare his love to Samsoon.. you know how they do drama series right?

I was like..

"KNNNNNNN... Like then say like lah.. how many more VCDs I have to watch leh? Friggin long liao leh... always lidat... like or not lahh.!!! like her then say lahh.. hurry lah.. now 3 am oredi I havent slept yet.. hurry up go and tell her you like herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...... I wanna sleep liaooooooooooo!!!!!!""

More pillows were victimised.

No wonder my mom was worried.
I don't check email, I sleep late, get up late.. all I do is watch the series, the whole day, when not watching, when at work... when on the bus, I will be on lala land.. Hyun Bin land..

Öohh.. Ahh.."

Maybe if one day, I get famous and rich, I can nail Hyun Bin.. *wishful thoughts*

HYUN BIN is so handsome. My gosh.... I scream endlessly whenever he comes on screen.
hueheuhuee.. poor mom...

Now, I oggle at his website http://www.hyunbin.net.tc/

*sigh...*.. . Girls, how?? handsome or not? *hysterical screams* ... in movie even cuter...

For the guys out there, I know I know.. you're sick of me screaming over cute guys already right?

Heuheuheuhe..


*stick out tounge*


If you look like Hyun Bin... *pretty please...*Drop me and email!!!
Haiyohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Hehehehe..


HYUN BIN!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

"DENG WO!!!! BU GUAN YAO DUO JIU,, Yi Ding yao deng wo de...!!!!! Hyun Bin!!


Here's his name in Korean...현빈 (Ayorrrr.... so cuteee!!! like the person!!)
Date of Birth: September 25, 1982 (ALAMAKKKK YOUNGER THAN MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!)

(And and and!!!! He's a Libran!! Like Captain Scary!!!!!! Hiak Hiak...)

More data:
Height: 184cm (Wah lauuuuuu..... I am only up to his elbow ah??)
Weight: 74kg

Now now.... *drums fingers* Should I write a FAN LETTER??????????????????

Address for Fan letter: Boram Pictures, Insung B/D #503, 88-37, Cheongdam-dong, Gangnam-gu, Seoul, South Korea.




Haiyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......



Hyun Bin!! SA RANG EH YO!!!!



Hiak Hiak..





Now now.. who wouldn't believe I am only 16???






*wink*...

Sunday, August 20, 2006

"Singapore Idol", kiss my tusheezzz, thank gudness for glorious food thou

Me is BUAY SONG!!!!!!!!

The moment last week's Singapore Idol Result show ended last week, I took my iPaq and furiously typed a message to my dear friend Justin.


"JUS!!! WHAT THE FYUCK?? Mathilda is OUT?? WHAT THE FYUCK IS JOAKIM DOING INSIDE?? WHAT THE FYUCK??? MATHILDA????? WTF???????????"


Justin replied calmly :

" Singapore stupid what, they never go for the real singing talent one lah"


SIGH!!!!!


Mourning was an understatement, I am a HUGEEEEEEEEEE FAN of MAthilda.

Not only is she a vocal power house, she got the grooves and moves too.
So what if she's not the slimmest. HUH??

Basket.. I see some of the others I wanted to puke blood.

Mathilda is the best singer in the whole competition, hands down. Period.

And now that she's out, it just shows how this whole fyucking competition is just damn fyucking KAY LONGG.. scripted.... watever..

WHY WERE PEOPLE LIKE JOAKIM AND GERALDINE GOT INTO THE TOP 28 IN THE FIRST PLACE.

The judges blatantly embarrased Joakim for not being able to sing. Geraldine wise, please lah, even deaf people also know she cannot sing. Especially now that she keep going to various pubs and crashes gigs, what an embarrasing self promotion.
I still remember Min Yi messaging me one midnight :

"Babe, the idol finalist you talking about is Geraldine is it?"

"Why leh?"

"I am now in this pub where she shows off to sing. She cant sing for coconuts"

"yeap, must be her liao."

Now, why were they even inside the top 28? They can't sing for fyuck right? Then why the judges put them in, in the first place???

It's a marketing/publicity strategy. They wanted to sensationalise the whole show, make it more like a talking point. Especially now that they got an official forum and blog site for it too.. let's give the sites more hits so that there'll be more advertisers....
If everyone was just damn blardy good, then there's not much gossipping, hissing and all that right? People will just simply be confused about who to support. Cause everyone so good..

But, there won't be sensational news that involves a whole lot of byitching.

SOOO!!!!!

Bo pian, they had to throw in a few different persona into the finalist team, so that people will be more interested to watch and more people will go to the forum to comprain.. then more hits.. so yadah yadah... what a genius piece of work huh?

They can't have more than one powerhouse singers like Mathilda lah, then people will just be confused between a Mariah Carey sounding, a Whitney Houston sounding or a Celine Dion sounding. AHA!!!


Then how?? Not fun to watch lah like that, we must make sure Singapore Idol is the talking point among the public, at all timess!!!

So...


" Let's throw in just one or two of those power house, a bit not so slim nairmind..maybe one sweet girl-next door singer.. so that those guys who like sweet girl will pine for her watch every week. and also we shall have some ah pek looking singer who can sing, though they not sure which group will like this one.. then maybe add some drug-junkie looking youngster who will drive the teeny weeny girls mad.. if he has a hairstyle that's totally 'emo' and weird...even better,.. now, let's have a heart throb who's a bit older, maybe about 25, so that the aunties at home also will also watch Singapore Idol and go mad over him...( serious, got one fren's aunti asking me for Jon's number.. but I never give lah)... ah..... I think throw in one more heart throb, maybe handsome Malay one, then the girls can fight over the 2 of them... let's see, what else we need to hype it up.. we need one CANNOT SING joker who is possibly very likeable by public.. so that maybe people can diss this and , and yet, some people may pity him because the he's so likable... and then vote for him even more.. ah... more sms... 60 cents times a few more thousands? (ka ching.. ka ching..) .. and judges can give more sensational comments, so that people can talk EVEN more abouritt.... aha... ok, one lousy singer not enough.. maybe have one quite chio one, cannot sing at all, but feisty, so maybe she can create some news.. now let's have one feisty baby girl in the show, a rock chick who can sing.. aha.. let's have one more young girl, ok singing, ok looking but got rich daddy, so daddy will sponsor her voting every week... let her pay her way to the top 5..... Ah, a few more also chioer bu can.. but maybe one or two who can actually sing, or else they'd think Singaporean 100% lousy in singing. Okay okay.. throw a few good singers.. some lousy ones.. some ok ones.. some weird ones..
hmm... pretty exciting already ah? The rest of the good singers who auditioned can just go home lah. We need the right mix of people to be in the finals, or else not so interesting. Cannot sing nairmind.. so long as we have a sensational show...."



Now, somebody asked before, what happened to the rest of the VERY good singers who auditioned for the Singapore Idol?

I have given you the answer. That was why.

They didn't need all to be good singers, they just need a good mix of people of different persona and throw in a few really good ones. The rest dont need lah.

The rest go home and sing in pubs or schools as per normal.

So, to be in the next Singapore idol. Don't bother going for very serious vocal training.

Just be pretty weird, different or something... somehow... they'll just put you inside to make the whole show somewhat more marketable.

Maybe I audition for the next one, wearing a dread lock wig, false buck tooth and sarong.


Muahahaha... idea.


Okay lah... stop bitching hor???

I am VERY sad that Mathilda is out, because you know she deserves to win this competition.
Everyone pales in comparison. Okay, I also like Hady and Jon a lot.

There was one time Dick commented on Jon's dancing moves on stage (or more like, the lack of it). I sent Jon an sms.

"Dude, how come Dick said that you got 4 left feet leh? I thought only two.."

Heuheuhue..

Jon was all cool abourit.. "Aiyahh.. you know I cannot dance lah.. but must support okay.. he he.. see you soon."

Haiyah.. so poor thing.. but hey, this is a singing competition and Jon will make it to the very top lah, trust me. Dick Lee likes him so much. =)


I was sad Rahimah was out too. Blardy hell.
And I don't understand why Joakim is still inside. Nurul and Jasmine are ok ok only, not fantastic what. Nothing to be compared to Mathilda. It's not fair huh?

Remember how they divided the group into two groups before telling them the result on who is to go out next?

Group 1 was : Mathila, Hady, Jon, Paul >> They're all THE VERY GOOD SINGERS LEH!

Group 2 was: Nurul, Jasmine and JOakim.>>> These are the cannot-sing-at-all to can-sing-okay group..

So, of course everyone thought that the first group would be safe.. Right?

Didn't everybody think so????????? Dont lie! Even dumb people also know the first group are all the better singers..

But no!!!!! Gurmit just had to say it was the 2nd group.
And that shocked the audience, didn't it??

Aha!!!!

Selling point...!


Or they thought so..


Coz... apparently people were very the angry leh!
basket... you have no idea how many people shocked lah.. then they sure bombed the forum, newspapers.. everywhere... what a sensation..!!!!


okay okay... let's see if Joakim can still stay in this week, gosh.. if he really becomes Singapore Idol, I think Singapore can go bury itself liao.

"You mean, that's the like.. er.. the best Singapore singer?? Oh dear...."



On a much happier note..... enuff on gossipsss.


MYYYYYYYY Momi cooked more Indon Sundanese fooddddddddddd







Sunday afternoon feast..

Umm.......




On the right: Sambal ikan bilis with pete!!
pete is smelly bean, I warned everyone in the house not to fart so much after eating pete. Coz it's really damn lethal.


On the left: Fried tempe or soya bean brick.. ok dun know how they describe it in English.. damn healthy you know? Got protein.. guys need protein.. you know.. to top up..






This is raw veggie (lalap), fried omellete, raw PETE (warning! damn smerry) and sambal.


Muahahaha.. look at how much sambal there is...

I ate two bowl of rice with this feast... eat with hands of course..

You guys know how to eat with hands anot??? As in.. no nid fork and spoon one.

Damn shiok leh.. There's a proper procedure to do it you know? It's NOT just anyhow stuff the rice into your mouth .


Maybe I should write an instruction on this next time..


Okay lah.. huheuheuheuhuee....


I am audi, and by the way, I have a string of pimples on my left cheek, 3 of them.. forming a line..
then I thought of ORION in the sky. Very alike indeed!!

I have fyucking ORION pimple constellation on my left cheek...really!

Maybe got astrological meaning leh.... what you think?

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

A night of Joy and Horror




It's been so long since I realize the prerogative within me that says : I CAN BE VAIN AND TAKE LOTS OF VAIN PHOTOES OF MYSELF.



So, the other day, before heading for Walton's office @ One Fullerton which is open to our clients on NDP fireworks day, which was packed by the way, cause we have 7000 clients in Singapore alone, I dressed up with mom and took lotsa vain pics...




This is Hiao Bu




This is XIAO bu



This is CHIO Bu.. =)





This is CHIO MAMA!
I urged her to smile as widely as I did





so she did ..
dem cute hor????


That time around, we watched the Caledonian Team doing up their fire works, it was wonderful but I refrained from taking photoes for we were behind glass curtain walls.

It was still sublime though.


Ah nyway.. after the fireworks.. I proceeded to MOS. Because because is because lah..

Ryan, Mike and the bunch were heading there..



Coz Mike is a member at MOS, apparently coz he can flash his expensive billionaire face or something.
So, the rest likes to look chi chi and get into the Members area too. Plus it was normally less crowded and who doesn't like to look more chi chi than those on the dance floor?

Superficial shitz right? But that's the bitter truth in life. We like looking chi chi leh..

Me?

Guilty as charged.

Why cannot look chichi leh? Sometimes can what?
I not chichi but can look chichi.
I still end up on the dance floor anyway, coz chichi people sicken me sometimes.. after sometime..

What do you like to call them again? Poseurs? hehuehuheu..

Though I must admit, no I am no member at any blardy place except Rouge and Rouge gave me a noir VIP card coz I wore a turban and danced on their stage.. heuheuhue..

But I do get into a lot places for free or club members area without getting stopped, probably because I know people. It's all about networking huh? Like you know.. I just mention some names, flash some teeth.. wave some hands.. Good thing I know GMs or Ops M of many clubs I suppose. And the other time we went Zouk with Fiona Xie, who is my babes Sandra and Violet 's good friend, I think the bouncer one look at Fiona, the eyeballs dropped to the floor, so he wouldn't have the chance to even realise the rest of us was there... heuheuhe.. so we all just walked in lah.

It was never because I splashed 3K on Dom Perignon or something and then get membership, I wouldnt have the capacity, though one day, I would love to treat my lovely friends to a fabulous party, all on me. That's my dream. I shall work harder... Right now.. I don't have enough to even get myself drunk most weekends heuheuhuee.. Shits... Work hard work hard.. then can party hard party hard..not born with a bed of gold leaves nevermind.. work your ass girlllllllllllllllllllllllll



Anyway....

Here's the story at MOS members, I've been there many times and this was the first time we got in so early that it was still empty. I took photoes of the sorroundings..



This is Mike with his Long Island..
Mike always seems to be a bit arrogant, but I think he's just trying to act cool. Heuheuhue.. or is he??? But Mike is actually nice. Just need you to get over the quirky bits. If anyone wants a friggin loaded Indon boyfriend, I introduce you to Mike lah. But he a bit picky one, you must be slim lah, pretty lah and all that shitz..



This is Ryan and me.. Ryan never really knows how to fyucking pose eh??????????
Nowadays, clubbing with Mike and Ryan can be a bore. It's not about dancing or having fun. It's about helping them get hot chicks and help them differentiate the chicks from the lady boys.
Like WTF lah. So sian horrrr???? I told them to sod off the last time. Seriously, chicks won't even think it's cool at all, if guys got their 'girl' friends to help them chat up hot chicks.. like so lame leh.. go sweet talk them yourselves lah.

Hor???

I wanted to purposely hook them up with lady boys the last time and convince them it's a real chick.. but too lazy in the end.





Below is me and Chin who looked demm bored....




The ceiling in the members lounge was beautiful though.. It was a group of stalactites made of bubbles of glass..




So Soo.. pretty..

The decor is really nice too.. very chi chi like the people there.. sitting around looking expensive...
bleah...




I wanted to KOP the chandelier leh.. so nice






There in the members area, I orderred drinks.. I thought.. welll since I wanted to look chi chi.. better not look cheapskate..
plus I was thirsty and wanted to buy the guys some drinks..

So I orderred Vodka Redbull, I was ready to pay 40 plus bucks for it..


When it came... the bill was fyucking 60 buckss...

WTFFF!!!

Chichi place also got chichi price is it???
I looked harder into the bill..

It said.. Grey Goose 1 Jug...

WTF! I got order Grey Goose meh??
Smirnoff will get me drunk just fine!!! Who asked for Grey Goose?? Hmmph..
Order Vodka in expensive people area means expensive Vodka is it?

KNNCCB made me pay extra 20 bucks for something that's gonna go out of my system in a minute,, whichever exit it wanted to take.

Kanna Sai lehh..

But of course I heaved a sigh nicely.. sat back, relaxed, tried to cover my shock and looked chichi again.. and told everyone :

"Please drink my overpriced Grey goose Red-Bull and dont pee for the next two hours at least"

Sayang lehh, expensive...

Though I must say, it was nice though. Grey Goose I mean, I couldnt taste the alcohol at all, it was like Redbull with ice and soda... and it was giving me 7 stars around the head, which was good.. else I would fyucking complainedd... what 60 bucks and still I wont get drunk???

Come to think of it,,, my best babe Violet loves Belvedere Vodka.. and Moet... wah lauu.. that one is one chichi tai tai.. a few leagues above me.. Today I accompanied her run some errands..

KNS I found out she needed to send her shoes for cleaning.

WHO THE FYUCK send their shoes for cleaning one????

I DONt even fyucking clean my shoes lehhh...

She sent like 2 boots and 2 sports shoes for cleaning in Far East Plaza... wah piang.... prolly cost 10 bux each or something.. with that money I can fyucking buy new shoes!!!

One of the boots even looks so fyucking clean I don't think it needs cleaning lorr!!

I was tempted to tell her I clean her shoes for half the price lah. But I know she wont trust me with her shoes..

Anyway, back to MOs... there were these 2 plasma screen in front of me playing abstract images.. constantly evolving one..





But I don't see the point in putting it up here leh.. I see only dizzy oredi..

I know that back in Sydney they have these screens all over the walls.. but people there are high on other lethal stuffs.. they wont get dizzy looking.. in fact, their brain would prolly be in tune with the moving image shitz.

But not here, it doesnt work lah.


Here is me and Poche... I am so super fond of Pochie..
He's the nicest of them all, always so happy, always so cheeerful, always a true gentlemen....








And below is Eric.. Eric Couhault

Uhh.. okay lah.. actually Eric and me got a bit of history, but it's been a year back at least..

So, it's quite passe.

and he was back in Singapore for only a night that night. So it was reallllly nice to see him after so long.



Eric n me.

And nopez, dont think I wanna do post mortem here. But Eric is a lovely chap too.



After convincing Fiona to come to MOS (or the party would not be complete) for very looonggggg, she did come!!!
This is me, Fi and Chin.





Fi is so pweety.. and Fi likes to pout a lot lehh... eheuhuehue..
Almost in every photo I take with her, she would pout that sexy lips outward and look sultry..

But, she has all the right.. coz she looks so cute doing it.. huehue..



And so the night went on...
It was Friday night and I was at MOS, not at Riverine, where I usually hang out.

Basically, I've been trying quite hard to avoid Captain Scary. (To read fairy tale about Capt Scary click here, about the real story here)

Yep... Stay away from Captain Scary....


For good reasons.


For my welfare...


For my safety...


For my sanity...


it was kind of the RIGHT thing to do.... to completely wash him off my life...



Little did I know...


Amidst the crowding patrons at MOS main arena VIP lounge, I saw a familiar silhouette from a distance, it was at least a a good 10 m away.

Among all the blurring smokes and dimness and strobe light..


I found the one I was never supposed to see.




Captain Scary Gary.



Argghh..






i think now he's turning from Captain Scary to Captain Dumb dumb or at least dumb looking.. or maybe it was just too much champagne plus black label...
But I think he looks so adorable leh?? Blind bat right?


When he saw me, he just glared my way, eyes fixed, with an unreadable expression on his face.


"AHH!!! Isn't this fate?? " I screamed, half drunk obviously.

"Why leh? Singapore so small what??" (BASKET!!!!!!! SO HAO LIAN!!!)

"But MOS members? I mean, you dont even like MOS!"

"You member I cannot member meh???"

"I not"

" I also not!"

"That's why it's fate mah???"

He just smiled and gave me some champagne.

Sigh.. I wonder if I am getting back to square one. This is baddddddddddddddddddddd...


He was all friendly, subtly hitting on me again.
He was then telling me about his chichi friend who got him in, drove a yellow ferrari, some French big businessman. He said that earlier on, a girl walked past the French friend Ferrari and lamented :" Eh.. I like Red one... I dont like yellow one...". So he said he was then swearing under his breath :" KANINABU.. got one good already!!! "...


At that moment, I wished I was rich enough to get him a Ferrari... maybe then he would love me with all his heart and not be so weird and difficult anymore..


And moments after that, I realised how much I have digressed, how stupid and blind I was..

How can I want to buy his love with a fyucking Ferrari????

WTF is wrong with me???


Sigh..

This is bad.....


Jia rattt..



I told mom of the whole ordeal the next day, and she gave a huge sigh again...

"So, you're back with him ah??"

"No lah... I also scared"

"Then what???"

"Dunno..."

"He got say nice nice things to you lahh.."

"Yah.."

"Then you fell for it again lahh.."

"Aiyah... just talk talk only mah.."

"Then he got kiss you anot..?"


I then jumped on the bed and covered my head with pillow while my mom spanked my butt several times.


Jiarat lehh... Do you think it could be fate? Or true love?? I mean... what if I give him one more chance leh? Eventhough he's already pissed with me for being so undecisive last time also.. And not sure the door is still ajar.

And.. well, he probably for tons of girls at his trails also... coz got so many blind, dumb girls in Singapore , like me, who are closet sadists...heartache addicts.. loony lovers..



Sigh..



Fyuck lah.. I am wailing on my blog again!

But how lehhh.. maybe fate leh? How come I keep bumping into him? Mom thinks he's stalking me but i know that's impossible coz he not so free and not like he crazy about me.. in fact maybe he's just smoothtalking for fun or I dunno what shit lah.. dun wan think about it already...



I am just gonna end this stupid wailing entry with another HIAO picture of me..











And remind myself...

" Remember lah... if you don't throw away the old rubbish, new ones won't come...."

Then how??? I am like fyucking recycling the same old rubbish again and again leh!!!

Not like it's environmentally friendly or what... Chueeee buayyy...



I think I've sworn enough today.. I shall say 20 Holy Marys before I sleep..




Monday, August 14, 2006

A day out with the Momis..

Uhhh.. making the MoMIs meet is fun fun fun!
my best babe Jac and me took our mom out on a China town trip last week.
Or maybe it was last last Saturday.. the first firework day.. 5th August

First stop was the little corner opposite Pearl Centre. Did you know they sell durians there??
It was pretty good actually!






Here are momis and the durians




The durians were quite cheap actually, these tiny weeny ones were one Bollarz but the bigger ones were 10 buacks for three.




1 dolar durians were very teeny weeny though.
one person portion.




ahhh.. Jac babe and her durian mouth.

We then proceeded along China town..

Ahh.. Wuerstelstand.. German sausages!!!



wuerstelstand..

The seller is Austrian, apparently he got into the papers for being so creative or something.

Like you know, having a German sausage stall in China Town is creative.
At some point in the day, he would blast some German/Astrian funky music from his stereo and dance along though.. Quite adorable ..




Here is me and my momiii.. she's becoming the co-star of this blog recently.. heheuheu..
Ah she looks so Hepiii!!!


We visited some shops after stuffing ourselves with cheese sausages, kueh tutu ala Indon style, more Indon kuehs, Thai coconuts...and man... they sell a lot of things in China Town leh!
I bought this old old original DVD, like those black and white flicks..

I was looking for Gone with the Wind or Casablanca... couldnt find....
So I bought Little Women.. heheh.. will watch it soon.


I also found this shop that sells anything in miniature form.
Actually they probably got their goods from Thailand coz I saw the same stuff back in Thailand but about 1/3 the price.




But it was still a lovely cutesy sight... ahh.. super tiny baskets of fruits.. Anyone?





Super tiny sushi?? Ookii janae desu! Kawai neee?




How about super tiny birthday cakes???

Aiyoh.. there were all damn cute lah.. but me being so practical wouldnt buy them though. A bit useless right? Somemore so small, sure will lose one. But still, I was squeaming here and there.. "soo cute.. soo cute.."




At night.. we went to watch some fireworks by the bay, at One fullerton.

Hepiii National Day Singapore!!!

Here is Violet babe, me and momi... at Black Angus' al fresco gazebo.. Front seat to watch leh..





Ah below is Violet's dad Mr Tang, her bro Victor and her.



PSSTttttttt.... actually we were kinda trying to matchmake her divorced dad and my divorced mom. But, I think it turned out a bit awkward.

I think it's difficult lah., match old people together hor?

So nairmind... we all had a blast anyway...
Oh I am still hunting for suitor for my lovely mom. She deserves the bestest.



this is me and mom getting ready for the firework....!!!
She's so chio. hehehe.. So hepi that people think we look so much alike..



I met Wei Hao there. What a hepii chap..


And here comes fireworks from the Italian team. It was so fyucking gorgeous, did anyone catch it?????




Oohh..




Aahh...



Ooohh..





Aahhhh...




After ooh-aahing for so long, we just realised we didnt take photo WITH the fireworks..

so that was me and mom with the fireworks. She looks so hepiii again!!!


Haha..


Ahhh...


ahhh... pretty, pretty fireworks

It was almost orgasmic I thought, at some points. It was just euphoric. Especially when climatic endings came rushing with the burst of colours, the bang and the music.. the screams..

Climatic.. Euphoric.. orgasmic.. spasmic....

Sorry lah.. high and dry mah!




But it WAS gorgeous!

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Dont Come Knocking

Last week, I went for a press screening.

About 6 om, outside the swanky downtown, bayside office, we were all standing around, having fags.

The multi millionaire boss asked me, who looked ready to go.

"Where are you off to?"

The colleague then added :"Let's go to this Caribbean pub down Club street, you can sing there!"
Excited me spoke up, amongst the noises from the traffic in the background.

"I want!!! But! But I need to go for a press screening!"

Suddenly, the air was still, they all looked solemn. They suddenly looked concerned. Like WTH.

Finally, the other colleague spoke up :"So, you're going to the doctor ah?"

I was like :" Heh?"

"ya lah! Breast screening, like for cancer all that ah?"

Oh my goodness. I yelled :" Press screening! Like movie press screening leh!"

OHHHH!!!! , their reply rhymed..

The super stylo boss then spoke up :" Alamak.. I heard breast feeding"

EHheuheuhuee.. the shameee the shameee...

I think next time must say movie screening or something.

Anyway, yeah, I went for PRESS screening last week.


DONT COME KNOCKING


It was an arty farty yet real flick, by Wim Wenders. To be out soon.


It was the story about a famous cowboy actor, like that of Clint Eastwood, much adored by the women kind.. and getting old liao.. but supposedly still Sexy. But this one is screwed up. This stupid cowboy is involved with endless scandals on women, drugs, fights and whatnots. Not a surprise I suppose. With power and money comes scandals and other boh liao stuff.

So, during on of his movie shoot, somewhere in the desert, he went coke-high (I reckon) and fled with a horse and his gears. He just went fleeing off the set......

and disappeared.. into the sunset.

Everyone on set went ballistic. They obviously couldnt finish the movie without him, so they sent an officer to hunt him down.





Sam Shepherd is the scandalous cowboy, Howard Spence. He's supposed to be sexy, though old, but his crooked teeth look just awful leh.

Howard, off from the desert, went to his mother whom he hasn't seen for decades, seeking for refuge. Althought, he could not stay for long as he was being hunted down.

He has one damn cool mom I tell you. Heheuhue.. she's damn cool lah. She even covered for him. His mom then told him about this old flame of his who got his kid. She lives in Montana and so off he fled to Montana. Not quite sure what he was looking for though, the kid, the old flame or more refuge, or meaning to his life.





Jessica Lange....is cowboy's old flame, Doreen






Howard found his son from Doreen and saw exactly himself in the son. Explosive behaviour, disgusting tempers, wrecked sanity... just like him...
His son croons at a nearby pub at nights, like Elvis, but a damn damn sadder version.
This hoe of his makes quite a colourful supporting actress, I'd say, with her weird accent, character, fashion sense and crazy antics.






In Montana, he also met a newly found daughter of his, from another old flame, whom he cant bloody remember. She was sweet as pie. She led him through milestones of thoughts... Get that guy some sense man! What kind of man is that? Leaving kids all over the place. Those stupid movie stars really hor! Irresponsible bastards. In fact, not just movie stars, most men are lah. Basket.





All along, this cowboy has not changed his colour... he and his hoes prevail.. everywhere. He would wake up not knowing where he is, who those skanks are..
Can's someone donate some condoms to him?? Or his vasectomy fund please?

This world does not need another abandoned kids, man!

Such is life.


Sigh...







Tim Roth plays the straight, rather annoying officer, I dunno why I find him so annoying leh. It's still the Tim Roth I know though.
This officer went hunting down for Howard, who was 'lost' into the desert.

When he finally found Howard, Howard almost just found himself.

Or not.


You decide.



Urgh... sometimes, i think men need to be jailed, just being themselves.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

brudda love.. momi love..mossie love..

My bro was in Singapore for awhile, last month, for the CG Overdrive atExpo.

Baby bro, Derwin Silamaya Suhali.

Goodness knows we Indonesian have such long names. I have the longest of the three.
So I cut it short. Very mafan I tell you. Next time, I'd name my kids A, B, C..


We went to eat at Pepper Lunch, it was fun!.. but would have been better without the facial sauna from the hot plate, fyucking make up was melting throughout dinner.






Mom and mi.. That day mom came clean with no make-up at all..
Still pretty pretty I would say..
xoxo..



This is me and Win. The prodigious 3D animator/cartoonist/artist.





Lub him!




Ah.. now.. more food. I am fattening up.. Mom cooks a fest every blardy day..

Good in a way... foodie!

Bad in a way... fattiee!!!


Well I would get real fat I guess, if I hadn't been taking the detox powder.


This was cah buncis and semur. Have you tried SEMUR AYAM????

TSK TSK!!!!!!! Shame on you!!







Semur is the brownish soup above. Inside got beef, potato and tofu. Eat this with Nasi Uduk, which is slightly like, but way more fragrant than Nasi Lemak, and it's YUMMYY


Ah... here comes one of the oldest favourite. Ayam Goreng Kuning.
Just fried kampong chicken, with tofu and tempe.
Eat with hot white rice and blardy HAWWTTTT good sambal belachan plus a dash sweet soy sauce 'Kecap Bango" (better than kecap ABC).

Then, throw your cutlery aside. Eat with hand.. Hmm... Loving it..


Readers have been complaining : "Dont Read Marcelly's blog when hungry. heuheuheuhue.. Oh well.."







Check out the belachan... aiyahh.. who want to come my place to eat?? heuheuhue..




Anyway, something really cute sits on mom's bed, which is next to mine. But hers is about 300 bucks more expensive lah.




This was something from bro Wit when he was in Singapore last last month.
Apparently, he used to bribe mom to accompany him to Takashimaya to shop for his 'girlfriends' heuehue......Damn cute righttt??? I used to use it as a punching dummy =p

Recently, also, I've been reading children's book.

Sod off if you're laughing. Bloody Hell..

It's by Salman Rushdie can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





Go read, it's called Haroun and the Sea of Stories.. I love it!!!!!







It's rather dark, very very imaginative, very colourfully grey and check out some of his short poetic phrases:



IF FROM SPEED YOU GET YOUR THRILL
TAKE PRECAUTION - MAKE YOUR WILL

Hehuehuehe... actually I am not sure the book is really for kids.. it's abit cooky. But I love it anyway.



Last but not least. Celly here is tired because she's back to the everyday-drink-to-death period.
I was at Zouk, Rouge, Zouk, Paulaner, MOS, Riverine, The Wrench Saloon, MOS again, Paulaner, Zouk again and tonight MOS again.

I have to run a lot of late-night errands lah basically. You know.. like drinking with old friends, birthday parties..paying some dues., singing, buying supper or Gatorade from 7-11....


I'am officially a BatWoman. Totally nocturnal. But something else is kinda wrong nowadays.


Last Friday, at Velvet, it was only 1 am, friends were around and drinks were flowing.

People were talking, dancing...

Guess just what the hell I was doing at the comfy sofa..??


Playing Solitaire..








Like Heow!!!

Throbbing music all,....


And I was playing solitaire? All night? Somemore I left at 2 am, cause the music was spoiling my concentration on the game.





What's up with me?

It's time to go for Botox liao , is it?