My tusheez

This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Uhmmmm...

ME IS GOING HOME...!!!!

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Mad club hopping in Singapore means expensive cab faresss

Last weekend..3 girls, with too much make-up (mostly just me). too much time on their hands. too.much aDO ABOUT NOTHING and no decision maker in the group..

WENT CLUB HOPPING.. BY DEFAULT..

The list is too unbearably long...

At first,
We decided to go to Zouk.. main reason being: I felt bad for not visiting my old lover for so long.. I've been too engrossed in loving MOS for quite sometime.
And I will always have a soft spot for Zouk.

So that was out first stop. I picked the babes up at Park Mall... and our little voyage began.

As we rode halfway, Abs sms-ed me with tempting messages..

"The boys are drinkin at grand copthorne..we have 3 rooms and plenty lethal liquids.. come by, then club later. wherever..whatever.."

Rite...

Not much dilemma,
Lethal liquids for free? In rooms full of boys? So ..

3 of us went over to Grand Copthorne.. instead...

We got there, just in time to find out.. that they were leaving for Double O..

What the hell!

We weren't so keen but we were kind of swayed.

Me: "Do you think Zouk will be like kinda empty babe?"

Viole: "Hey we can go to O bar, a lot of cute angmohs!"

ME: "Who say? Remember who you ended up talking to last time?"

Vio: "Eh..Aiyah.. only friendly friendly ok..."

Me: "Anyway, you want angmoh ah?"

Vio: "Let's go for angmohs tonight!"

Me: "Wah law weee.. you think what? Shopping ah?!!??"




I thought of the last embarrasing moments at O bar..


Me: "Okay lah.. let's go double O , O bar whatever.."



so, we rode again.. and stopped at O bar...

We saw the queue....

$%^^KNN$%$MTF!!!DSGHTRYRE**$%#$%^&@$^%&*!!!!!!!!!!

(Really was longer than this in reality)


Whatever....
The babes looked on in disgust, turned our heels... and
we walked around the corner...
Guess where we ended up??

Riverine!!!!!!!!! On a Saturday night?!!

I thought, oh my Gosh.. I might as well move my stuff here and migrate...

Nevertheless,we had so much fun there...

Or perhaps a little too much, I took out my Brandy and the girls seemed happier already.

Sandra is a lawyer.. and Violet is a doctor. The two people I will definitely need most in the future.

Sandra for my divorces, Violet for my cancers..

I present you my family lawyer...



Three is not a crowd...






I Was thinking, not like they will ever need me though.. an engineer, a banker, a blogger... what? I can't even fix their cars.


Okay lah, let's just wh0re some stupid photoes,
which will have captions along the line of,
"Er.. I don't know what I was doing.."




"I don't know what I was trying to do.."



"Err.. I think Shirley and me had no idea what we were doing.."




"I think Violet was thirsty and she didn't know what she was doing.."

Anyhow, too much fun didn't get us anywhere.

We had to leave River. We bid our farewell and off we went...

For Liquid room... thinking it's a Ladies' night..


On the way,

we gallavanted away, making affairs with hot wheels..



"Smokin' HOT wheels"



And smokin' HOT wheels get smokin' HOT babe!

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My God... how come my face looks like Guan Gong...!!!


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Along the slow walk to Liquid, we were reciting Qing Tian (Jay Chow) on the way ( "recite" coz so we have spiritual connection with Jay Chow)

We reached Liquid Room, eventually.
And, It wasn't Ladies' night.. and it was fyucking Full House..

What the hell!!!

So we took another cab ride..

Where to go now? We needed some place good which opens til 5.


MOS.

Mai Thu liao.


So away we rode. MOS here we came..

We got there, saw the queue.. and swore more profanities...
Seriously, Marcelly needs to buy a lot of memberships leh..!!!!!!!

We turned our heels again, walked past Este bar... Hooters.. and ended up at Attica..

It was Full house..but we were tired, by then, it was just me and Violet.
The lawyer had to wake early on a freaking Sunday. LAWYERS!

And so we queued patiently.. Just as we were about to be admitted... right after paying the entrance fee actually.... Cessa sms-ed..

"We are outside Zouk.. Come, Shaun's opening a table"

OMG... the timing!!

Bloody hell.. had to ask for refund..


So we ended up at Zouk again.. ALmost like destiny.
whatever lah hor...

The Twist of Fate in One's life mission...

All the meanders...

Sigh...


Zouk was good anyway, I love how the members' area is so bloody spacious...
And Zouk is always like high school reunion plus campus reunion.

I met a guy named Bomoh. I don't know if he was pulling my leg butI asked him for 4D number anyway and he freaking gave me his phone number. What the heowww..


Ahh...


So, that was Saturday night. Did I tell you I was at MOS on Friday?
But I also must tell you that I strictly club on weekends only now.

So disciplined. =)

Okay.... next time, I would like to bitch about iGallop...
just what was Mr Sim thinking???

Thursday, January 19, 2006

NYE BBQ pics..belated

Yes Yes..

Terribly, shamelessly overdue..

But I am gonna put the pictures I took on New "Years Eve 2005/06 now.

Better late than never right?

I held a BBQ party on NYE at my condo, by the pool (I love the pool by the way! Like those Balinese resort kind.. got cave, got waterfall, got little island in middle...=))

For food, we had chicken wings, beef, banana +chocolate, marshmallow, fried beehoon, potato salad , green salad, sotong balls, etc etc. and G made us bacon rolls with asparagus..!! Must thank him, coz apparently he rolled it one by one...


Nevermind the food.. boring...

Now the beverage list:

-Absolut Kurant
-Absolut Peach
-Absolut Original
-Absolut Mandarin
-Absolut Raspberi
-Absolut Citron

EH!!! All Vodka!!! Looked like we were gonna die the Russian way that night.
I swear I took photoes of the alcoholic line-up.. wait. I ask my friends, dunno whose camera... then got proof..

On top of those, we had beer, stout and a bottle of Souza Tequila! (Rajoo claimed it's more expensive than Jose Cuervo's)

Hmmm..

I think we drank more than we ate.



Aite,

So, first.... Must show the chio-bus... (Standard procedure)





Violet and Phoebe... (Phoebe is sooooooooooo cute!)


Violet, Sandy, Shil..


Violet and Shiling ... nasty chio bus..


Violet and Sze.. one advanced burfday...one belated ..

.. and also ermm... Cat's boobies and Sham's shocked face...
Damn extra lah they all..!





Sze slaps her baby..lovingly of course .. maybe birthday present?
"Ok baby, it's your birthday, slap me.."..

Okay, not funny...

Anyhow,

Everything was merry and all.. peaceful and all..
When Keith started a fight.. Well. we have two pairs of boxing gloves at home. That night seemed like the right time to showcase them outdoor...




Keith started the war..





He has provoked me...
I was on fireee.. omg look at me.. feisty byotch! hahahaa...



And I WON!!! ok not very glam ....

OK this picture will never get me into any beauty contest...




So won't this one... (omg.. super fugly).. Ok, tell you why I look like a drenched dog! I went for a swim after 5 glasses of my version of graveyard (tequila+vodka+stout). Hence,..... the scary sight....

After I'd fled with the pony..
Someone else had started war..



Shil punched her 'old man' now..
Ahh.. I love couple fights... then can make up mah!

Anyway,..



These are... Supposedly the hunks.. Rajoo, Keith and Tshen..

Singapore standard, SO SOOOorry!

And you've seen the babes.. (excl. me)




and so, here comes the big family..

living together in harmony...

Happy Belated New Year lahh.. The wish Can be for CNY liao..
Gong Xi Gong Xi.. (Why do we congratulate the coming of Chinese New year huh? Gong Xi??? WTF)...Congrats!!You're a year older, a year nearer to your menopause, cancer, wrinkles, cellulite, divorce, retirement, death,...)

OKay, that's too bloody sad already...

Anyway, New Year was the day I lost my Christmas present. Shucks..The IRONY!

Arh..

Have a nice day!



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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Riverine By the River

Ok, I hang out a whole great deal at Riverine.

That's by the river.

Which river?

Singapore only got one river, ok.

So, last Friday was Kieran's last night in Singapore.

Kieran is Cat's boyfrien.

Cat is my best friend.

He's been staying with us throughout his trip to Singapore.

Kieran is Irish.

He'd been cooking up a feast almost every night.

But, no Irish stew.

Boo..!!

Am I writing like I am writing a kid's story book?

Heck!!

So anyway, Jac and Sham took Kieran to River, I promised to buy them drinks.

Beer.

Not one pint.

Not one jug.

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But one ROCKET!!!!

Jac, yours truly, Sham, Kieran and rocket Babuillaer.



So very aptly named.
Looks like a rocket and if you finish it all by yourself, you'll turn into a rocket.
Don't really want to know what you launch for torpedo.



And so, as a reward, for buying them a rockettetetetett,

I get to be watched.

Warraww...

My reward was to be watched?

Anyway,..

Yeah, Riverine lets me sing a few songs when I'm quite smashed already.


My stage persona sucks.. *and tuck in Gurl!! for God's SAKE!!!*
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I think I was singing
"Cant Take My Eyes Off of You".
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But, it looks more like as if I am singing,
"Can't Take my shit off of my arse"..
Anyway,
Kieran has gone to Vietnam and Cat has gone to India,
they are the most amazing long distance couple I've ever seen.
Let's all wish them all the best...

And Psssst.. Kieran has a cute brother. *rub hands together*
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Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Bobbi and me and the lappie

There's a reason why I blog less than I used to.

And it's a valid reason.

We have two cats at home and one of them, Bobbi, seems to have deep affection for my keyboard.

Evvverrrryyyy fyucking time I sit by my lap top.
Bobbi would jump up... and play some freaking keyboard piano pieces..




Bobbi on my dektop...

Bobbi loves it there.. he won't budge...

Now tell me.. how to blog?

How to type?

How to even see the screen???


You know what I see instead? Nowadays?????






Bobbi's ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Freaking flasher ehhhhh Bob!!

Somemore, the other, time, I think she just finished shitting...
Damnit.. I almost fainted..

mY FRIENDS ARE QUITE ADORABLE...

Jackie and Sham are my flatmates.. they are also my best friends..
they are also my drinking kakis..
But sometimes, i do wish that I don't really know them..





Jackie saw chocolate coated strawberry..

She ate it...
And Sham tried to nick/lick some off..



And she liked it...



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