NIE YEER REOLUSTIONN
wait ah... first one one hte list would be learning to spell..
And then..
So the New Year Resolution list shouold look like this:...
1. I, SillyCelly...must be tidier.. nowadays my mom says I can never get married off if I dont know how to fold clothes properly lahh.. hang clothes or wash dishes properly lah..
head ache..
But at least I know how to get the best bargain for domestic helps right?
2. I must be a good girl friend, not like I never was.. but to remind myself.. cause I've found my knight of cups..
This includes:
1. hurting Mr Gan less, physically---
2. deafening him less.
3. embarrasing him less (at least less frequent)
3. I must save more... meaning..less shoes.. less drinks.. because I need to save up for more important things in life.. like my brother's school fees, a car for my mom, a fycuking SLR and a humongous mansion filled with a harem of fugly annoying chicks for Mr Gan.--- Just so he remembers less reallly means more.
4. I must take up driving lessons... despite the objections of many people around me.. especially Mr Gan who thinks that I will be a complete hazzard to the everyone on Singapore roads. My bro recommended daytona.. but hey.. I am damn good at that already sialllll.... time for the real thing...
5. I must walk properly, not like a gangster or a duck with a stick up the arse.. apparently mom says this protrays a person's image quite a lot... Sorry lah.. I walk like aTLP, cause I know that if I were a guy, I would have big balls anyway.
6. I must swear less, cause mom says this can be considerred a sin. So, I try to act cute and swear in Japanese hence it'd be less obvious =)
7. I must bitch less, easy.. cause now Mr Gan does all the bitching liao.
8. I must learn how to cook (IMPORTANT NOTE: And yet NOT DESTROY the whole kitchen)
Mom says if cannot cook at all, I also won't make a good wife, at least learn 2 or 3 very good dishes then can bruff him a bit.
9. I must learn my songs properly and not get so much cringes from the audience at Paulaners whenever I screw up.. eheuhuehuee.. sorry lar sorry lar..
10. I must learn pole dancing, people are getting sick of my bar top or podium top or my drunken dancing, it's time to take it up a notch. Eh?
I think sure got some more things I need to improve on...
Court's adjourned..
8 Comments:
let me know when u get ur driver's license. then i'll sell my car and take mrt.
hmmm...
Are u a regular singer at Paulaner's?
alex: YOU BASKETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
jinx: hmm again?
postmaster: dun lidat lah.. nee guidelines for inspirations mahh......=P
horny hero: yep.. 3 times a week,.. u hang out there a lot?
huehuee so funny..
when mr gan read my #1 resolution, he sighed..:"HAH>? ONLY try to do LESS ah?? means will still hurt, embarras and all this ah??
I think he havin 2nd thoughts liao..
3 times a week!! u DO have a day job, right? some chemical engineering job or save-the-earth thing right?
I dont frequent Paulaner's... 3 times a year perhaps.
horny hero ..
read the right part which says,
"I work for a Canadian land asset management company, where
I help people DOUBLE
their money every 5 years,
with capital guarantee
through land banking"
that's what this silly gal does
ahh how could i have missed that.....
Walton?
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