Famous Friends and Wauunderful Boyfriends

My friends are all getting so famous, I would be the official groupie of the celeb scene soon.

Firstie, Jon got all the girls falling at his feet with his Johnny Cash crooning, edible puckers and Singapore Idol runner up belt.

Now Miss CHEW Sin Huey (Sing Chew) just released her album..

Sin Huey was a dear school mate, hall mate, band mate and singing partner back in my school days. I still remember us slogging hard for our first staged musical Stellar at NUS UCC. Good old days eh? She's a real darling. (Yes, plsss meet up soon Miss Chew, when you're not so busy with your album). Sin Huey definitely has the voice, and the sweets, we all used to drool whenever she sang First Love of Utada Hikaru.


And soon, she's gonna be HUGEEEEEEEEEE!!! I bet..

Huger than Kelly Poon, whom I think sing off-tune, have unstable vocal control and buck tooth. (potty mouth I know, but I am a loyal supporter of Miss Chew)
I don't know why Sin Huey didn't win. But nevermind.... Sin Huey's album's gonna be a hit soon.


Now.... wondeful boyfriends.
I've come to an age, where I think selecting a boyfriend involves a lot of thinking. Yes, of course, emotions are involved, otherwise it's a mere cold blooded business deal.
But somehow , some other types of evaluation criteria comes into place.
Especially if you're looking for a sustainable, logn term business deal that would make a healthy investment for the future.

The list used to be something like :


1. Tanned slithe body with 8 pecs that can talk.
2. Sexy scar running down his cheek with a horrid looking, huge tattoo across his arms and chest.
3. PELVIC muscles you would get wet by simply looking at it.
4. Can play guitar, drums, clarinet, saxxophone and juggle fire sticks at the same time.
5. Can do F-freeze and the windmill, backflips, popping, whatever stunts.
6. Have 5 FALLALI, 4 MERCZ, 3 BEEMERRLLLS and 10 plots of water side properties in Sydney and Florida.
7. Play golf, tennis and a POSEUR VIP at Zouk and MOS
8. Has exact same hobbies or passion. Very into those poseur sports like golf and tennis.. so got many country club memberships blah blah blah...
9. Can show off to your girlfriends, who would get so jealous and at the same time, fucken worried for you.
10. Someone you are constantly on-toes with, nervous, with clammy hands and heart racing at the speed of light.
11. Can smooth-talk you until you think/feel that you must be peeing in your pants...

SUPERFICIAL SUPERFICIAL SUPERFICIAL!!!

So not important lah dey.

As I've come of age...and wisdom....

The list looks more like this now:

1. Have a smile and hug that warm your heart anytime, anyday.
2. Absolutely huggable,, adorable, admirable, respectable and heartwarming.
3. Have that nose crinkle and laughlines that make your butterflies fly about happily
4. Have a decent job, good spending habits, good savings habit and good mindset for long term planning
5. Totally reliable, totally responsible, totally supportive, totally understanding, totally accomodating, totally respectful, totally lovely.
6. Have a realistic plan. Have a steady, reliable ride and even this is optional.
7. Clubs wherever, whenever possible, with all your friends and all his friends (incl. Banghra pubs, ah beng pubs, kopitiams), no poseur tendency. Super down-to-earth.
8. Have similar wants, needs and views in life, able to compromise on slight differences and complement each other.
9. Can introduce to all your friends, mom and families and they would nod with consent and be at peace and ease for once.
10. Someone you're so comfortable with, you can fart in his face during dinner and he would just spank you and laugh.
11. Can hold interesting/intelligent/bo liao conversations, make you learn a thing or two each time and make you chuckle or laugh out every now and then... and yet.. can still have mindblowing bedercises



.... In short, someone you wanna be with for the rest if your life??




Objections?