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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Famous Friends and Wauunderful Boyfriends

My friends are all getting so famous, I would be the official groupie of the celeb scene soon.

Firstie, Jon got all the girls falling at his feet with his Johnny Cash crooning, edible puckers and Singapore Idol runner up belt.

Now Miss CHEW Sin Huey (Sing Chew) just released her album..

Sin Huey was a dear school mate, hall mate, band mate and singing partner back in my school days. I still remember us slogging hard for our first staged musical Stellar at NUS UCC. Good old days eh? She's a real darling. (Yes, plsss meet up soon Miss Chew, when you're not so busy with your album). Sin Huey definitely has the voice, and the sweets, we all used to drool whenever she sang First Love of Utada Hikaru.


And soon, she's gonna be HUGEEEEEEEEEE!!! I bet..

Huger than Kelly Poon, whom I think sing off-tune, have unstable vocal control and buck tooth. (potty mouth I know, but I am a loyal supporter of Miss Chew)
I don't know why Sin Huey didn't win. But nevermind.... Sin Huey's album's gonna be a hit soon.


Now.... wondeful boyfriends.
I've come to an age, where I think selecting a boyfriend involves a lot of thinking. Yes, of course, emotions are involved, otherwise it's a mere cold blooded business deal.
But somehow , some other types of evaluation criteria comes into place.
Especially if you're looking for a sustainable, logn term business deal that would make a healthy investment for the future.

The list used to be something like :


1. Tanned slithe body with 8 pecs that can talk.
2. Sexy scar running down his cheek with a horrid looking, huge tattoo across his arms and chest.
3. PELVIC muscles you would get wet by simply looking at it.
4. Can play guitar, drums, clarinet, saxxophone and juggle fire sticks at the same time.
5. Can do F-freeze and the windmill, backflips, popping, whatever stunts.
6. Have 5 FALLALI, 4 MERCZ, 3 BEEMERRLLLS and 10 plots of water side properties in Sydney and Florida.
7. Play golf, tennis and a POSEUR VIP at Zouk and MOS
8. Has exact same hobbies or passion. Very into those poseur sports like golf and tennis.. so got many country club memberships blah blah blah...
9. Can show off to your girlfriends, who would get so jealous and at the same time, fucken worried for you.
10. Someone you are constantly on-toes with, nervous, with clammy hands and heart racing at the speed of light.
11. Can smooth-talk you until you think/feel that you must be peeing in your pants...

SUPERFICIAL SUPERFICIAL SUPERFICIAL!!!

So not important lah dey.

As I've come of age...and wisdom....

The list looks more like this now:

1. Have a smile and hug that warm your heart anytime, anyday.
2. Absolutely huggable,, adorable, admirable, respectable and heartwarming.
3. Have that nose crinkle and laughlines that make your butterflies fly about happily
4. Have a decent job, good spending habits, good savings habit and good mindset for long term planning
5. Totally reliable, totally responsible, totally supportive, totally understanding, totally accomodating, totally respectful, totally lovely.
6. Have a realistic plan. Have a steady, reliable ride and even this is optional.
7. Clubs wherever, whenever possible, with all your friends and all his friends (incl. Banghra pubs, ah beng pubs, kopitiams), no poseur tendency. Super down-to-earth.
8. Have similar wants, needs and views in life, able to compromise on slight differences and complement each other.
9. Can introduce to all your friends, mom and families and they would nod with consent and be at peace and ease for once.
10. Someone you're so comfortable with, you can fart in his face during dinner and he would just spank you and laugh.
11. Can hold interesting/intelligent/bo liao conversations, make you learn a thing or two each time and make you chuckle or laugh out every now and then... and yet.. can still have mindblowing bedercises



.... In short, someone you wanna be with for the rest if your life??




Objections?

12 Comments:

At 6:03 AM, Anonymous SleekShoes gently snorted that...

The Stars that twinkle way up in the sky
tell me iii'mmm in love ...

 
At 7:34 AM, Anonymous jinx gently snorted that...

hmmm...

 
At 12:40 PM, Blogger chris gently snorted that...

i've got no chance based on the first list...but the second one, got hope..haha

 
At 1:04 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

sleekhoes: ah... u are? =p


jinx: hmm..? i got u thinkin dud?

chris: hahaa... matured girls will love u then

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger zebby gently snorted that...

The current list anytime man. Glad you had a change of heart.

 
At 5:00 PM, Anonymous Snake gently snorted that...

The current list is realistic except for no.10. "fart in his face during dinner" er! How are you going to accomplish that stunt? Muahahahah! Sss.....;P

 
At 9:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

people transcend from wanting boyfriends from list 1 into those who are in list 2. normalyy one would think that when u find a bf in list 2, it ends there, but i happen to know some who go from having a bf in list 2 and actually looking for and finding and finally sleeping with somebody in list 1.

who you call that superficial? or simply immaturity? what if the person is close to her 30s? is that immaturity or superficiality or just the spirit of adventure!

 
At 10:23 PM, Blogger Meanderthal gently snorted that...

I think lists are crazy anyway. In the end of the day no matter how rational everyone people still make decisions based on emotions. He might be the all in all lists but when he brushes his fingers across your cheek and it feels like sausages rubbing your face then it's still a no go. It's when even a simple touch makes you want to jump out and shout then okay la can start something. We all keep thinking about what type of bf/gf we want but usually go for one totally opposite to it... go figures huh?

 
At 6:49 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

zebby: growing old lah


snake: that one easy for me

anonymous: well, i guess might happen too.. but im sure shed know that sleeping with someone in list 1 may not get her far anywhere else
but if that someone in list 1 changes and becomes someone in list 2 then good lah


meandearthal: yes dude, based on emotions mostly but i do know of peoploe who use a lot of brains.. really.
and well as much as u use emotions.. u need to use brain too if u wanna make better decisions for the long run
good balance of both would be good..
i mean lets say.. ure totally in love with someone whos married..
would make ur decision based on emotions???
or use more brain?

 
At 7:33 PM, Blogger Meanderthal gently snorted that...

So correct, how to listen more to the brain ah? easy to say but hard to do...

 
At 8:17 PM, Anonymous Snake gently snorted that...

Hmm! Why would anyone create a list to find love in the 1st place? Its like having a list of things to do before dying & not everyone usually get to complete the list. So, must 1 really go through the whole list in-order to know that 1 has found true love? Sss....:I

 
At 11:43 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

meanderthal:
if u can segregate your emotions and feelings from your behaviour.. hmm..as in... just be aware of the sensations (of love, pain or missing someone etc) and yet not be attached or swayed by it. u can still control it..
so just rely on the power of ur mind..and act on it.. know whats best.. it comes with experience too i guess.
and a lot of positive friends would help u out too..
remind u over and over again abt whats right or wrong.
sometimes its hard to see the light when ur inside the cage.. u need 3 rd party advice
sounds ridiculous huh? well just tryin to help dude..


snake: it wasnt a list per se.. it was just a general guide line.. =)

 

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