Mr Gan Ah Sai

Boys and girls.

Actuarriee horr.. I am smitten again.

Like with a real man, not Hyun Bin, Takeshi or some Aldo shoes.

But since it's still at a very premature era, let's just name him Mr Gan.

He was initially someone I gave a quick glance, went : "OK lahh. quite cute lorr.. standard....." and didn't give much notice. Until we met for a power lunch, which I was almost an hour late for.

From what I conjured up during the first meet, he must be a jovial lad, nice guy yadah yadah. Probably can't be funnier than me. Nevertheless, lunch ? Why not lah.. I am always up for making friends. Some more office so close-by.

After ordering the stupid salmon bagel at One Fullerton's new Starbucks, on the way back to the seat, I grabbed a newspaper at the stand, he quickly muttered :" You assume I'm gonna be boring, is it?"

I turned around, stunned. Wah... this guy got a bit of ballz sial.. somehow I started feeling like I am losing a game.... I got a bit nervous after that.
I then sat up and composed myself, the food came. I was struggling with my knife and fork, trying to cut up the bloody bagel when he looked closely and muttered again :" You need a manhole to get in there?"

I went.. "Err... hard to cut lor.."

So he jolly well scolded me gently, "Just pick up the bloody thing with your hands and eat lah, no need to be so ku niang.."


Hahaha.. TSK! Point system starts counting.

We've been meeting for lunch and dinner almost everyday the past few weeks.

I kept calling him MR KANN (Mr Gan mah.. )...

Maybe Kaninabu-san if he were Japanese..

Mr Gan, huh.

Imagine if his wife name NINA.

Gan Nina.

NOT FUNNY OK!!!!!!!!!

One time, He asked me :" Are you sure your surname not Gan?? You are more Hong Gan than me leh!"
He also kept mentioning he luckily he did that newspaper trick, else he sure Kanna on my black list liao.

Mr Gan turns out to be witty and very down to earth. Very sincere, very smart, very likable, very righteous and oh oh.. I think he could be smitten by my shitty antigues too. I think it's the season for lovee.. even DIDA is sooooooooo in love with her chocolate boy whom I met last week. =)

Mr Gan works for the biggest company that does SOS. So I asked him if I can call him for SOS too. 24/7.

He asked :" What kind of SOS? Get too drunk then cannot go home, is it?"

I thought hor... bloody hell.... People really cannot think of any other situation where Celly needs help, other than when she gets tanked til she passes out???? Hell and Damnation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But that was quick, eh. Smart one Mr Gan.

I just sent Mr Gan off a few days ago, he was going to attend 2 weddings where he had to drive people's brides around, like what the hell..drive them crazy more like.

Bugger was saying: " Thank you so much for sending me off leh... Er.. You wanna make sure I really go off is it???"

Me : " AH DENNNNNNNNNNN?????????????????"


The other time we went for supper with Bev and Violet and Mr Gan and his male friend. The girls were talking about expensive designer dresses, coz I told Violet her 400 buck Tai tai BEBE dress looked like a curtain.

Violet : It's 400 buckz okay!!!! AND I love BeBe, and Marc Jacobs...

Bev: Yeah!!! How about Betty Johnson...?

*And the guys caught no ball...*

Me : I love Christian Lacroix! How unique!

*the lads quietly kept eating the Boon Tong Kee chicken*

Bev: " You lads so quiet? You know them anot..?"

Mr Gan :" Nah...I think I was too young at that time"

I don't know why but everybody seemed to spit out their their chicken rice when he said that.


Funny meh? Why my friends all think he's funny?? GNN.


Heh. Heh.. Okay lah..quite smitten lah..quite smitten.. See how okay..



And the story unfolds in time lah...


Hor?


Mr Gan Ah Sai. Tsk.