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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Of Love, Feelings and Siewmay


I have been watching more and more Korean Drama Series. After "Samsoon", there was " Marrying a Millionaire" and then "Princess Hours"... Henry is gonna lend me "My Sassy Girl Chan Hyung" and I am doomed, I do not have the strength to refuse.

(Anyway, Henry urged me to write a bit about him in my blog, and maybe mention many good things about him such that chicks will flock over to his side. That married Beng. What audacity!!!!! But since he reads my blog regularly maybe I can give him this royal pardon =), especially cause he's so nice and funny also, but I hope he doesn't push his luck)

Day in, day out. All I've been doing is sit in front of the telly, with hair in an alarming chaos, face oily and spotty, T-shirts I've been wearing from the day before, with legs unepilated, yah yah.. hairy legs, hairy eyebrows, hairy everywhere.. piles of emails to send out from the bloody tray, piles of dirty dishes in the sink, a lot of pending items in the procrastinator's long list, a lot of shits to clean up..a lot of people to meet... but guess what I've been doing instead..


Stupid Korean Drama series... should be banned.

I'd be crying, then laughing, then crying, then laughing..then crying... then laughing... for 6 hours straight between lunch, dinner and sleeping time (which is very late) in front of the telly.

I am a telly veggie...Henry asked if my eyes have becomed squarish liao..

I am a horrible sight to see at home nowadays.

Horibleeee... somemore the way I plop down in front of the telly is so chor lo and
unsightly. If my dad had seen the way I lazed around dthe living room mat, he would have been ashamed to have a daughter like me as well.
Sometimes I'd curl my legs around my mom's waist, sometimes my head would be on her lap and my left leg hugging the table, sometimes both legs on the table, sometimes I'd probably look like I was practising some out- of- this- world yoga.

I must tell you that being in front of telly for so many bloody hours each day is not that easy. feet cramp also leh. Somemore I got no sofa, it's a thin mattress with pillows. It's quite sian one lehh.. but somehow I just gotta sit there.. watch one more episode.. and one more.. and one more..

One position is not enough. Gotta be creative, or else I'd become a complete vegetable. SO I ended up with a lot of creative but unsightly positions. Sometimes I'd bring my bolster and sarong out too. When I wear my sarong around my shoulder, they'd say that I was a security guard on a night watch in some kampung. Hahaha ( Hansip ngeronda boo..) ...

Nowadays, I throw less crumpled newspaper to the telly screen. Instead, I use up a lot of tissues, both for wiping my tears and for wiping the telly screen after I kissed and hugged it several times.

Eh heh heh.

Women are crazy fellas, man.

So, Franco asked me the other day. Why did you like watching it so much?
And I said.. cause i get to cry and laugh and cry and laugh all the time..

Then he told me : " Might as well get one friggin bastard, screwed up boyfriend and you will also cry and laugh, cry and laugh what!!"

We women must be deranged psychopatch who are complete suckers for emotional rollercoasters and elaborated dramas, eh!

We also complain that the guys are mean to us and all that, but I think we're asking for it. We're so emotional it's dangerous, at the edge of the precipice liao leh.

I wish I can be less emotional and more rational for once. Life would be safer, less painful, but sadly less exciting as well.

Though at other times, I am glad I am that deranged psychopath who crave for emotional rollercoaster.

All bad memories and scars of the past evolve into meaningful lessons and beautiful experience over time. This is one way to live our lives to the fullest I suppose.

I guess, there's always 2 bloody sides of everything.

It's a matter of choice in the end. Eh?

On a lighter note.

Here comes more food... glorious food.....

You know how the Indons make, cook and eat their siew may???

Ours is not just the boring one kind, with wrap-around skin and carrot shred on top.

We have so many !!!!


Got the ones where the meaty bit is attached to half potatoes, got bittergourd, got lettuce, got egg, got tofu....


Siomay kacang sauce

Ah yes, we eat them with kacang sauce and KECAP MANIS!

TA DA!!!!!!!!!

Die Die must try...

Anyone who want to order gotta order at least 50 siewmays though. Hor?

Ahhh... weekend again...

Rainy weekend again...

How nice if I can cuddle up all day and watch more Korean Drama Series..

Hahaha.a. eh no no no.. I am stopping for awhile. For a week.
I gotta be productive for a week before I embark on my next telly veggie era.

I gotta bring back bacon, else cannot also rite...... (shit my English damn jiarat)





At 9:21 PM, Anonymous SleekShoes gently snorted that...

U shud try taking alcohol n watching the Shows .

At 8:40 AM, Anonymous i luv u gently snorted that...

I ur secret admirer...I like sily char bo and I luv U loads...even tho U ke xiao sometime.Lets get married and have many many children.hw, can fix date???:=) I dream abt U on many many night. Got quetion...U still virgin????? and waht ur full name?

At 9:17 AM, Anonymous blackcat gently snorted that...

Is your TV the LCD or Plasma kind? If not this habit will only make your eyesight go from bad to worst laah! Anyway, I prefer local ones. Must watch the coming drama serial I not stupid too...

I think you better start learning from your mother to cook since someone has proposed marriage...:=)So jealous..hehehe!

Don't bluff, your command of the english language is good. Do you know that when talking to you, I need to go back to refer to the dictionary on some of the words you used? Too paiseh to ask there and then...;=)

At 7:06 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

sleekshoes: eh.. then itd be more hilarious is it? or will cry even more is it?

i luv u: wah liao lehh.. wher got ppl propose thru blog one... of coz will get turned down lah. wth horrr.. tsk tsk.. what audacity!

blackcat: not lcd or plasma lah.. normal big big boxy kind... heh..
bopian lor.. eyesight sure kanna jialat2.. half blind oredi anyway

At 11:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

korean dramas are so addictive but we love it becos it takes us thru a emotional rollercoaster.

At 12:59 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

anonymous: YEPPEERSSS

At 4:50 AM, Anonymous SleekShoes gently snorted that...

Oh no , its supposed to slow down your senses and u wont cry as much or at all ....Gezzz..

At 8:10 AM, Anonymous yuzmambo gently snorted that...

I think you need to slow down on the k-drama celle. Too much of something may not be healthy 4 u. U defo need to do something more productive this week than juz lounging at home. And talking bout positions that u did while watching it, wouldnt it be funny if u took pictures of it? "Sillycelly's different ways of lying down" maybe? LOL...

At 9:23 AM, Anonymous coolooc gently snorted that...

Fool Muslims and malays in Malaysia.

I feel ashamed to call myself a Malaysian nowadays because you malay pig is making us losing our pride day by day by corrupting the once dignified image of this country, you know Malaysia is now a laughing stock among the non-Muslim countries in the world!

People despise this country still protecting the lame lot and not doing anything to improve the deteriorating situation, still practising double standards among its own people, still expelling the non-malay genius to other countries, still depriving the rights and benefits of other races to its own race, still criticize and blame the Chinese for their minority poverty.

Hey, what is wrong with you malay pig? Haven't you fed yourself enough with the loots yet? Still want more? What a worthless thieves bunch!

Fxxx Khairy! You better shut the fxxx up, if you have so much shit to talk, go to your own toilet bowl and spew the shit, don't fxxx around in the media like no one knows your malay pig law.

You are worse than a maggot. We need leader not a faggot to rule this country. Get lost you freak!

At 9:31 AM, Anonymous winner gently snorted that...

Know what malay pig? A suck babi hutan pendatang from Indonesia, pencuri of Tanah Orang Asli, should be caught by all the Chinese whom you have insulted.

They will then pack you in a pig basket, parade you round Chinatown in KL, to let the Chinese pelt rotten eggs, throw shit and pour all the pig shit from the nearby pig farms on your head.

Then let them take you out of your pig basket and roast you over an extremely hot fire until you become barbecued pork. After that chop your stinking carcass and leave it in the streets of rural for all those vultures and crows to feed on. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Why only malays? You think this country is yours alone? What has the government really done for the pri-bumis and the Orang Asli? Look at how Umno has screwed up Sabah Indonesians and Filipinos getting citizenship and enjoying the same benefits as you the moment they hop off the boat!

You go ask the government to stop all that then I will stop thinking you are speaking through your ass hole.

Podah! You are nothing but a chauvinist malay pig like the rest.

It seems like Malaysia is still not ready for globalisation because of a bunch of anti-social racist moron like you. Our country already independent for so many donkeys years but sorry to see still got such shortsighted moron like you.

Bangsa melayu failed in the past 30 years with lots of help from Umno but still failed! Then they blame the Chinese cheat la, marginalise them la, this la that la……….so much excuses! If you are pariah, forever you are pariah!

If you malay race lazy, no matter how much with the government help, it will back to square.

For me, I just speak up what I had observed and not like the malay race who is always jealous about other race success. Bad hearted.

What the hell you ask all the Chinese to get out from Malaysia in your comment post? It is proven you are another racist moron bastard!

Malay failure is the fact! It has been happened since 30 years ago and not just now. If you keep on denying it proven again you are just another loser or hypocrite!

Truth - what is so proud of asking Chinese to be like your kind of robbers, liars, cheaters in Malaysia? Kaum tongkat yang langsung tak tahu malu! Yes, you motherf***ker are stupid, lazy, fanatic, thus you need tongkat forever! Dick head!

Kaum tongkat still can survive in most of the zoos overseas. See the UPM red short "Orang Utan". At least they could be the laugh stock to this world.

If malays with 50% population in Malaysia non of them success, then I reckon you jump to the sea. That so!

Once again, with you racist pig moron, Malaysia wouldn't go far as far as globalization is all about!

You are truly one of those Umno babi hutan with shit plastered all over your brain and fulfilling Hang Tuah policy in reverse! With babi hutan like you whose brains are filled with tahi babi - it would be melayu akan hilang di dunia!

At 9:37 AM, Anonymous boleh gently snorted that...

You stinking malay pig, please get the fxxx back to your own land in Aceh or Jawa, whatever. Because this is Tanah Orang Asli and malay pig like you are pendatang!

To someone……….time and time again we have said that the malays are from Jawa. I always say that they are from Aceh, Sumatra, etc - do you see anyone of these racists (obviously malays) objecting to that fact?

This is the truth and they cannot handle this. They don't dare say that because it is so true! Even Mahathir admitted recently - the origins of the malays are not Malaysia but Indonesia - Sumatra and island etc.

The real bumis are the natives of Borneo and the Orang Asli. Not these malay free loaders and wasted sperms.

"Son of the soil" incorrect! More appropriate term would be "Rapist of the soil"! Malays are pendatang, they called Chinese and Indians pendatang! Tak malu!

To malays pendatang from Indonesia, you are also enemy to Indonesia, stupid! Apa? Tak faham English? Makan tahi dan berambus balik ke Jawa! Setia kepada negara Indonesia! So are you, malay pig!

Aren't you a bloody hypocrite? You are not the Orang Asli of this country - you are an immigrant from Jawa, Sulawesi, all elsewhere - why did you come here to this country then?

Why not help your own country (or should I say your dilapidated kampung in Jawa) and improve the situation then? What……….what did you say? Oh you want a better life is it? I see - so what does that make you? A patriotic fake? Or a hypocrite with no substance?

Compare China and Indonesia - then tell me who is faring better in the international stage! You useless malay pig. At the end of the day - you work for me.

Obviously, you are worse than shit. Not pigs, for pigs are really smart animals. Tanah Melayu my ass! Orang Asli were here before your ancestors crept onto this land. Learn some history, ok? Of course, you can always change history! Tak malu kah!

You are sick in the brain, thanks to Mahathir!

Chinese got pissed off as not all Chinese are rich, but all work their asses off to make an honest living, while idiots like you think that you are entitled to riches without sweating. What discontent? After all these years all the handouts, you still couldn't get your acts together, and you want to blame others, the Chinese, the Indians? Where is your dignity?

What anger? You get angry at the Olympics because malays can't run faster than the Americans? The Aussies? The Chinese? (Just imagine some of you jokers made it to the Olympics, although none did!)

If you want to run amok, go ahead, join the apes and chimpanzees, your kind have been doing that at UPM, brainless monkeys they are, and so are you, go flock together.

The reason why malays tend to run "amok" is because of close relative breeding. Just like non-high breed dogs - brother have sex with the mother, and father marry their own sister, and the confusion goes on.

The end result is non-high breed dogs - that are difficult to train and tend to even bite their own master. Unlike the Chinese, they are very careful not to have too close relative marrying one another.

That is why you can see how Chinese excel in different part of the world. The Chinese are indeed a world race now, as China progress with such speed which is unknown off in any other race in the world!

Singapore is a fine example of Chinese superiority! Sad news for the malay race but then again it is the truth!

(Malay extremists racists are going to call you pendatang etc, even hang you upside down by your balls, for socking them in the balls where it hurts most, like you did.

But you have been brave in telling them the truth about the dark side of their race which explains why they are so backward. God be with you……….)

Rich and successful Chinese don't owe you a thing. Not so successful Chinese are working honestly to make ends meet. So, you either work, or go get fed in the ass by Mahathir, ok? He won't charge you for the ecstasy and the service you may receive.

You are nothing but scum. You give fellow malays a bad name. You make your parents lose face. When you look in the mirror, what do you see? A good-for-nothing idiot! That is all there is in you.

You are a babi hutan from either the jungle of Jawa or Sumatra. All you Umno malay pig are in fact pendatang to this Tanah Orang Asli. So get the fxxx out of my country!

At 12:52 PM, Anonymous blackcat gently snorted that...

Alamak! Celly, since when did you become involved in the Malaysian politics?

At 9:20 PM, Anonymous SleekShoes gently snorted that...

I was about to propose to Celly but after this racist thingy came on , i think next time will be better ...

At 10:04 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

sleekshoes: aha u sure drink beer will not cry anot. i think i sure cry more leh.. and WTF is wrong with these racist argument doin in my blog mann... knn

yuzmambo: ahahaha.. ya man.. too much k drama liao.. err.. poses of me in front of telly. not v glam la hor..

winner & boleh: eh u guys.. pls take ur arguing shits elsewhere sial.. ANYONE KNOWS HOW I DELETE THESE BLOODY COMMENTS??

Knn... i dun wan this kind of shit happening in my blog man.. u guys just trying to find avenue where many ppl may read wat u wrote ah!!!


I gonna delete liao..

At 1:37 PM, Blogger Chris gently snorted that...

fast fast delete...beh tahan leh...anyways, propose thru blog sure turn down, how bout propose thru email ? haha

At 10:49 PM, Blogger Cavin gently snorted that...

aunty cel crying, laughing, crying, laughing....

that's a scene I'd like to see..hehe

At 1:54 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

chris: propose what? i still duno hwo to delete leh

cavin: oh trust me u dowan to see lah.. like a mad girl lidat

At 11:29 AM, Blogger Cavin gently snorted that... do your stuff and i'll get the popcorns.

At 2:43 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

cabin: he he... but no thanks leh

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