Byitchfit No good..

UrGH

Just last night, I got pissed again, I know it was Tuesday night but I was forced down lethal liquids.
I had a company function that started at 8, at Suntec Guild House BBQ area, pretty nice you know?

This month, we hit our targets again, so the bosses were givin us a treat.

Nice.

The moment they wanted to have a drinking competition, my sexy lady boss, quickly pulled me and said:" Get Marcelly!! This one can drink!!! This one can drink!!"

Oh well, easily, I beat 8 other guys to the beer drinking game. (not hao lian-ing)

As a prize, I got myself a super huge calculator, the size of A4 size paper leh.
Maybe to be able to show the returns better to my clients,
Mister so and so..
look.. $1,000,000 (BIG BIG) in 5 years lehhhh.
Damn huge man, I don't know if I can carry the calculator everywhere, will be a laugh.

Sometime soon, I should take photo of this calculator leh, damn funny.

Afterwards they also saboed me to put up a show per division. A talentime of sort.
So, I made the whole division dance MAMBO style to "Can't Take My eyes Off You"

Now, that was fun. Hue heh...

After that, we all went down to Balaclava to have more drinks.. but I had to leave halfway to Riverine because my super cute, humpty dumpty friend Jason messaged me

"River tonite? Shirley's birthday"

Shirley's the bartender there and a dear friend. Tonight she's gonna be punished, I am sure. Plus, I haven't seen Jason for ages. I miss him.

The moment I stepped into Riverine ( definitely quite drunk already), this chubby girl stepped on my toes, derm pain siah...I looked up and she apologised nicely.

I thought, what a funny looking girl. Tallish, meatyish, sheepish, not ugly.. but not gorgeous either. She dressed up very corporate like, pretty decent looking overall lah.

Next to her, stood Captain Scary. I did expect to bump into him. But it still surprised me a little to see him there, looking very all too familiar.

Straight away, I had a gut feeling. A bad one.

This girl and him.

As the night went on, the picture became clearer. Oh yes, I know. I am over him. But seeing them canoodling in front of me, still made me want to fyucking slap his face leh.

Why ah??

When he saw me, he quickly smiled, came over and kissed my cheeks, I don't know if this is an acceptable practice. Is it?? Your fyucking girlfriend is there leh.. That chubby girl must have felt something too. You know how girls have super senstive sense. She looked my way a few times, with unreadable expression, but we weren't introduced.

I was bitching to Jason (GUILTY!!): " Eh.. his new girlfrien ah? Why so ugly leh? Why so fat?"

I know I was mean, I was drunk and I was a bit angry for some reasons I couldnt comprehend.

Jason scolded me back :" Dont be so offensive lah, dont be so fyucking stupid lah Marcelly!!!!"

Heuehuehue..

Damnit. Kanna scolded oredi.

I really didn't want to be the bitchy ex-girlfriend, plus Captain Scary is a chapter I was supposed to close very long ago. He was the worst possible candidate ever. He was the boyfriend from Hell. Not joking. He has given me hell and I really don't know how I stayed so stupid for so long. Love is blind. In every sense of it.

I hate bitchy ex-girlfriends and last night, I hated myself a little.

In my mind, I was like "That bastard, they won't last long. He's such a downright asshole.. Urghh.. Disgusting.. I wonder how many other girlfriends he has out there... bastard.. How dare he flirted with me just weeks back.. and now... "

blah blah.. blah..Bitchy - potty mouthed me. I should wish them 'happy ever after'.. actually no, I hope she moves on soon and finds someone better.

Little did she know that when I asked Captain: "Eh... your new girlfriend ah?"

He has rolled his eyes and said reluctantly:"Uh".

Also, did she notice that his wandering eyes still looked my way one too many times that night? I just had to look out from the corner of my eyes, I know he was looking at me at some points.

That grotesque demon.

I still sound super bitter huh? This is bad. Cause I definitely threw Captain Scary into the rubbish dump liao..

Now I like men with authoritative uniforms... and preferably with handcuffs ready. Heuhe...

Anyway, it was really nice to catch up with Jason, he was hilarious as usual, mixing up his "l"s and"r"s...

I was teasing him :" The angmoh says my eyes are brue leh.. don't you fink it's brack or blown?? BRUE EYESS MEHH?? wahh.. like tlaffic righttt.."

Heuheuhe.. Aiyah.. Jason.. if only he's not married. Hahaha..

Before the new disgusting (beg your pardon) couple left River, Captain (I should degrade him to Corporal), so, Corporal Scary came over and gave me more cheek kisses, leaving his chubby girl's eyes to expand with bewilderment. But she seemed damn cool about everything. I gave her that much credit. By the way, She shrieks like a constipated Hyena (her voice damn shrieky and annoying) and puts "fucking" in her every sentence, she also smoke 10 times more than me, and yes much much fatter. However, she seems like a nice girl and she seems so super smitten with him...constantly smiling at him, looking up to him with lovelorn eyes.. rubbing his elbow.. making my hair stands.... And I think she's rich, I noticed her LV bag and Zara suit, ah.. at least rich enough to satiate his drinking habits. Good for him lah. I don't know if it's a fair trade for her. Poor girl. I know what it's like to be out with that scary man. He's a piz of shitz. Piz of shit that I used to love. Broody Heoww..

SHITZ LAHHHH I DONT WANT THIS ENTRY TO SOUND SO SAD AND BITCHY!!!

Here's : HASTALAVISTA Corporal Scary!....!!! Don't let the door slam your butt, on your way out eh!!!

Bah.

Okay okay.. dont care liao.. I am gonna make some trouble in the neighbourhood so that cute policemen can come and arrest me....

"Officer... would you... would you... handcuff me down please...?" *cheeky grin*