"Singapore Idol", kiss my tusheezzz, thank gudness for glorious food thou

Me is BUAY SONG!!!!!!!!

The moment last week's Singapore Idol Result show ended last week, I took my iPaq and furiously typed a message to my dear friend Justin.


"JUS!!! WHAT THE FYUCK?? Mathilda is OUT?? WHAT THE FYUCK IS JOAKIM DOING INSIDE?? WHAT THE FYUCK??? MATHILDA????? WTF???????????"


Justin replied calmly :

" Singapore stupid what, they never go for the real singing talent one lah"


SIGH!!!!!


Mourning was an understatement, I am a HUGEEEEEEEEEE FAN of MAthilda.

Not only is she a vocal power house, she got the grooves and moves too.
So what if she's not the slimmest. HUH??

Basket.. I see some of the others I wanted to puke blood.

Mathilda is the best singer in the whole competition, hands down. Period.

And now that she's out, it just shows how this whole fyucking competition is just damn fyucking KAY LONGG.. scripted.... watever..

WHY WERE PEOPLE LIKE JOAKIM AND GERALDINE GOT INTO THE TOP 28 IN THE FIRST PLACE.

The judges blatantly embarrased Joakim for not being able to sing. Geraldine wise, please lah, even deaf people also know she cannot sing. Especially now that she keep going to various pubs and crashes gigs, what an embarrasing self promotion.
I still remember Min Yi messaging me one midnight :

"Babe, the idol finalist you talking about is Geraldine is it?"

"Why leh?"

"I am now in this pub where she shows off to sing. She cant sing for coconuts"

"yeap, must be her liao."

Now, why were they even inside the top 28? They can't sing for fyuck right? Then why the judges put them in, in the first place???

It's a marketing/publicity strategy. They wanted to sensationalise the whole show, make it more like a talking point. Especially now that they got an official forum and blog site for it too.. let's give the sites more hits so that there'll be more advertisers....
If everyone was just damn blardy good, then there's not much gossipping, hissing and all that right? People will just simply be confused about who to support. Cause everyone so good..

But, there won't be sensational news that involves a whole lot of byitching.

SOOO!!!!!

Bo pian, they had to throw in a few different persona into the finalist team, so that people will be more interested to watch and more people will go to the forum to comprain.. then more hits.. so yadah yadah... what a genius piece of work huh?

They can't have more than one powerhouse singers like Mathilda lah, then people will just be confused between a Mariah Carey sounding, a Whitney Houston sounding or a Celine Dion sounding. AHA!!!


Then how?? Not fun to watch lah like that, we must make sure Singapore Idol is the talking point among the public, at all timess!!!

So...


" Let's throw in just one or two of those power house, a bit not so slim nairmind..maybe one sweet girl-next door singer.. so that those guys who like sweet girl will pine for her watch every week. and also we shall have some ah pek looking singer who can sing, though they not sure which group will like this one.. then maybe add some drug-junkie looking youngster who will drive the teeny weeny girls mad.. if he has a hairstyle that's totally 'emo' and weird...even better,.. now, let's have a heart throb who's a bit older, maybe about 25, so that the aunties at home also will also watch Singapore Idol and go mad over him...( serious, got one fren's aunti asking me for Jon's number.. but I never give lah)... ah..... I think throw in one more heart throb, maybe handsome Malay one, then the girls can fight over the 2 of them... let's see, what else we need to hype it up.. we need one CANNOT SING joker who is possibly very likeable by public.. so that maybe people can diss this and , and yet, some people may pity him because the he's so likable... and then vote for him even more.. ah... more sms... 60 cents times a few more thousands? (ka ching.. ka ching..) .. and judges can give more sensational comments, so that people can talk EVEN more abouritt.... aha... ok, one lousy singer not enough.. maybe have one quite chio one, cannot sing at all, but feisty, so maybe she can create some news.. now let's have one feisty baby girl in the show, a rock chick who can sing.. aha.. let's have one more young girl, ok singing, ok looking but got rich daddy, so daddy will sponsor her voting every week... let her pay her way to the top 5..... Ah, a few more also chioer bu can.. but maybe one or two who can actually sing, or else they'd think Singaporean 100% lousy in singing. Okay okay.. throw a few good singers.. some lousy ones.. some ok ones.. some weird ones..
hmm... pretty exciting already ah? The rest of the good singers who auditioned can just go home lah. We need the right mix of people to be in the finals, or else not so interesting. Cannot sing nairmind.. so long as we have a sensational show...."


Now, somebody asked before, what happened to the rest of the VERY good singers who auditioned for the Singapore Idol?

I have given you the answer. That was why.

They didn't need all to be good singers, they just need a good mix of people of different persona and throw in a few really good ones. The rest dont need lah.

The rest go home and sing in pubs or schools as per normal.

So, to be in the next Singapore idol. Don't bother going for very serious vocal training.

Just be pretty weird, different or something... somehow... they'll just put you inside to make the whole show somewhat more marketable.

Maybe I audition for the next one, wearing a dread lock wig, false buck tooth and sarong.


Muahahaha... idea.


Okay lah... stop bitching hor???

I am VERY sad that Mathilda is out, because you know she deserves to win this competition.
Everyone pales in comparison. Okay, I also like Hady and Jon a lot.

There was one time Dick commented on Jon's dancing moves on stage (or more like, the lack of it). I sent Jon an sms.

"Dude, how come Dick said that you got 4 left feet leh? I thought only two.."

Heuheuhue..

Jon was all cool abourit.. "Aiyahh.. you know I cannot dance lah.. but must support okay.. he he.. see you soon."

Haiyah.. so poor thing.. but hey, this is a singing competition and Jon will make it to the very top lah, trust me. Dick Lee likes him so much. =)


I was sad Rahimah was out too. Blardy hell.
And I don't understand why Joakim is still inside. Nurul and Jasmine are ok ok only, not fantastic what. Nothing to be compared to Mathilda. It's not fair huh?

Remember how they divided the group into two groups before telling them the result on who is to go out next?

Group 1 was : Mathila, Hady, Jon, Paul >> They're all THE VERY GOOD SINGERS LEH!

Group 2 was: Nurul, Jasmine and JOakim.>>> These are the cannot-sing-at-all to can-sing-okay group..

So, of course everyone thought that the first group would be safe.. Right?

Didn't everybody think so????????? Dont lie! Even dumb people also know the first group are all the better singers..

But no!!!!! Gurmit just had to say it was the 2nd group.
And that shocked the audience, didn't it??

Aha!!!!

Selling point...!


Or they thought so..


Coz... apparently people were very the angry leh!
basket... you have no idea how many people shocked lah.. then they sure bombed the forum, newspapers.. everywhere... what a sensation..!!!!


okay okay... let's see if Joakim can still stay in this week, gosh.. if he really becomes Singapore Idol, I think Singapore can go bury itself liao.

"You mean, that's the like.. er.. the best Singapore singer?? Oh dear...."



On a much happier note..... enuff on gossipsss.


MYYYYYYYY Momi cooked more Indon Sundanese fooddddddddddd







Sunday afternoon feast..

Umm.......




On the right: Sambal ikan bilis with pete!!
pete is smelly bean, I warned everyone in the house not to fart so much after eating pete. Coz it's really damn lethal.


On the left: Fried tempe or soya bean brick.. ok dun know how they describe it in English.. damn healthy you know? Got protein.. guys need protein.. you know.. to top up..






This is raw veggie (lalap), fried omellete, raw PETE (warning! damn smerry) and sambal.


Muahahaha.. look at how much sambal there is...

I ate two bowl of rice with this feast... eat with hands of course..

You guys know how to eat with hands anot??? As in.. no nid fork and spoon one.

Damn shiok leh.. There's a proper procedure to do it you know? It's NOT just anyhow stuff the rice into your mouth .


Maybe I should write an instruction on this next time..


Okay lah.. huheuheuheuhuee....


I am audi, and by the way, I have a string of pimples on my left cheek, 3 of them.. forming a line..
then I thought of ORION in the sky. Very alike indeed!!

I have fyucking ORION pimple constellation on my left cheek...really!

Maybe got astrological meaning leh.... what you think?