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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Sunday, August 20, 2006

"Singapore Idol", kiss my tusheezzz, thank gudness for glorious food thou

Me is BUAY SONG!!!!!!!!

The moment last week's Singapore Idol Result show ended last week, I took my iPaq and furiously typed a message to my dear friend Justin.


"JUS!!! WHAT THE FYUCK?? Mathilda is OUT?? WHAT THE FYUCK IS JOAKIM DOING INSIDE?? WHAT THE FYUCK??? MATHILDA????? WTF???????????"


Justin replied calmly :

" Singapore stupid what, they never go for the real singing talent one lah"


SIGH!!!!!


Mourning was an understatement, I am a HUGEEEEEEEEEE FAN of MAthilda.

Not only is she a vocal power house, she got the grooves and moves too.
So what if she's not the slimmest. HUH??

Basket.. I see some of the others I wanted to puke blood.

Mathilda is the best singer in the whole competition, hands down. Period.

And now that she's out, it just shows how this whole fyucking competition is just damn fyucking KAY LONGG.. scripted.... watever..

WHY WERE PEOPLE LIKE JOAKIM AND GERALDINE GOT INTO THE TOP 28 IN THE FIRST PLACE.

The judges blatantly embarrased Joakim for not being able to sing. Geraldine wise, please lah, even deaf people also know she cannot sing. Especially now that she keep going to various pubs and crashes gigs, what an embarrasing self promotion.
I still remember Min Yi messaging me one midnight :

"Babe, the idol finalist you talking about is Geraldine is it?"

"Why leh?"

"I am now in this pub where she shows off to sing. She cant sing for coconuts"

"yeap, must be her liao."

Now, why were they even inside the top 28? They can't sing for fyuck right? Then why the judges put them in, in the first place???

It's a marketing/publicity strategy. They wanted to sensationalise the whole show, make it more like a talking point. Especially now that they got an official forum and blog site for it too.. let's give the sites more hits so that there'll be more advertisers....
If everyone was just damn blardy good, then there's not much gossipping, hissing and all that right? People will just simply be confused about who to support. Cause everyone so good..

But, there won't be sensational news that involves a whole lot of byitching.

SOOO!!!!!

Bo pian, they had to throw in a few different persona into the finalist team, so that people will be more interested to watch and more people will go to the forum to comprain.. then more hits.. so yadah yadah... what a genius piece of work huh?

They can't have more than one powerhouse singers like Mathilda lah, then people will just be confused between a Mariah Carey sounding, a Whitney Houston sounding or a Celine Dion sounding. AHA!!!


Then how?? Not fun to watch lah like that, we must make sure Singapore Idol is the talking point among the public, at all timess!!!

So...


" Let's throw in just one or two of those power house, a bit not so slim nairmind..maybe one sweet girl-next door singer.. so that those guys who like sweet girl will pine for her watch every week. and also we shall have some ah pek looking singer who can sing, though they not sure which group will like this one.. then maybe add some drug-junkie looking youngster who will drive the teeny weeny girls mad.. if he has a hairstyle that's totally 'emo' and weird...even better,.. now, let's have a heart throb who's a bit older, maybe about 25, so that the aunties at home also will also watch Singapore Idol and go mad over him...( serious, got one fren's aunti asking me for Jon's number.. but I never give lah)... ah..... I think throw in one more heart throb, maybe handsome Malay one, then the girls can fight over the 2 of them... let's see, what else we need to hype it up.. we need one CANNOT SING joker who is possibly very likeable by public.. so that maybe people can diss this and , and yet, some people may pity him because the he's so likable... and then vote for him even more.. ah... more sms... 60 cents times a few more thousands? (ka ching.. ka ching..) .. and judges can give more sensational comments, so that people can talk EVEN more abouritt.... aha... ok, one lousy singer not enough.. maybe have one quite chio one, cannot sing at all, but feisty, so maybe she can create some news.. now let's have one feisty baby girl in the show, a rock chick who can sing.. aha.. let's have one more young girl, ok singing, ok looking but got rich daddy, so daddy will sponsor her voting every week... let her pay her way to the top 5..... Ah, a few more also chioer bu can.. but maybe one or two who can actually sing, or else they'd think Singaporean 100% lousy in singing. Okay okay.. throw a few good singers.. some lousy ones.. some ok ones.. some weird ones..
hmm... pretty exciting already ah? The rest of the good singers who auditioned can just go home lah. We need the right mix of people to be in the finals, or else not so interesting. Cannot sing nairmind.. so long as we have a sensational show...."



Now, somebody asked before, what happened to the rest of the VERY good singers who auditioned for the Singapore Idol?

I have given you the answer. That was why.

They didn't need all to be good singers, they just need a good mix of people of different persona and throw in a few really good ones. The rest dont need lah.

The rest go home and sing in pubs or schools as per normal.

So, to be in the next Singapore idol. Don't bother going for very serious vocal training.

Just be pretty weird, different or something... somehow... they'll just put you inside to make the whole show somewhat more marketable.

Maybe I audition for the next one, wearing a dread lock wig, false buck tooth and sarong.


Muahahaha... idea.


Okay lah... stop bitching hor???

I am VERY sad that Mathilda is out, because you know she deserves to win this competition.
Everyone pales in comparison. Okay, I also like Hady and Jon a lot.

There was one time Dick commented on Jon's dancing moves on stage (or more like, the lack of it). I sent Jon an sms.

"Dude, how come Dick said that you got 4 left feet leh? I thought only two.."

Heuheuhue..

Jon was all cool abourit.. "Aiyahh.. you know I cannot dance lah.. but must support okay.. he he.. see you soon."

Haiyah.. so poor thing.. but hey, this is a singing competition and Jon will make it to the very top lah, trust me. Dick Lee likes him so much. =)


I was sad Rahimah was out too. Blardy hell.
And I don't understand why Joakim is still inside. Nurul and Jasmine are ok ok only, not fantastic what. Nothing to be compared to Mathilda. It's not fair huh?

Remember how they divided the group into two groups before telling them the result on who is to go out next?

Group 1 was : Mathila, Hady, Jon, Paul >> They're all THE VERY GOOD SINGERS LEH!

Group 2 was: Nurul, Jasmine and JOakim.>>> These are the cannot-sing-at-all to can-sing-okay group..

So, of course everyone thought that the first group would be safe.. Right?

Didn't everybody think so????????? Dont lie! Even dumb people also know the first group are all the better singers..

But no!!!!! Gurmit just had to say it was the 2nd group.
And that shocked the audience, didn't it??

Aha!!!!

Selling point...!


Or they thought so..


Coz... apparently people were very the angry leh!
basket... you have no idea how many people shocked lah.. then they sure bombed the forum, newspapers.. everywhere... what a sensation..!!!!


okay okay... let's see if Joakim can still stay in this week, gosh.. if he really becomes Singapore Idol, I think Singapore can go bury itself liao.

"You mean, that's the like.. er.. the best Singapore singer?? Oh dear...."



On a much happier note..... enuff on gossipsss.


MYYYYYYYY Momi cooked more Indon Sundanese fooddddddddddd







Sunday afternoon feast..

Umm.......




On the right: Sambal ikan bilis with pete!!
pete is smelly bean, I warned everyone in the house not to fart so much after eating pete. Coz it's really damn lethal.


On the left: Fried tempe or soya bean brick.. ok dun know how they describe it in English.. damn healthy you know? Got protein.. guys need protein.. you know.. to top up..






This is raw veggie (lalap), fried omellete, raw PETE (warning! damn smerry) and sambal.


Muahahaha.. look at how much sambal there is...

I ate two bowl of rice with this feast... eat with hands of course..

You guys know how to eat with hands anot??? As in.. no nid fork and spoon one.

Damn shiok leh.. There's a proper procedure to do it you know? It's NOT just anyhow stuff the rice into your mouth .


Maybe I should write an instruction on this next time..


Okay lah.. huheuheuheuhuee....


I am audi, and by the way, I have a string of pimples on my left cheek, 3 of them.. forming a line..
then I thought of ORION in the sky. Very alike indeed!!

I have fyucking ORION pimple constellation on my left cheek...really!

Maybe got astrological meaning leh.... what you think?

26 Comments:

At 9:28 AM, Anonymous blackcat gently snorted that...

Cellyyy!!! Got BIG problem!!!!

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

heh??? simi sai??

 
At 4:51 PM, Anonymous blackcat gently snorted that...

I lost the expensive pimple cream that I'm supposed to give U:=((( Ni bu yao ma wo horr.....

Btw, U use 3, 4 or 5 fingers? The palm included anot when eating with your hand?

 
At 6:55 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

typically 4 fingers , palm not incluced lah duhh..

no lah dun nid pimple cream lah.

jeremy coming on sat he said

 
At 7:48 PM, Blogger Chris gently snorted that...

eh...petai is called pete in indon? pete sounds like someone's name...u know as in peter, pete

 
At 10:53 PM, Anonymous Sleepless in Bangkok gently snorted that...

Its showbiz, not abilitybiz...

But U already know that heh.

 
At 4:26 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

chris: yah petai... we pronounce it PER-TEH.. or somesort.. so yah.. PETE lah.hehuehue..


sleepless in buangkok:
wah u long time MIA liao. yapp showbizzzz.. hehe.. sneaky eh?

 
At 7:30 PM, Anonymous webmaster gently snorted that...

crap. looking at what your mom cooked made me hungry. :P

 
At 8:00 PM, Blogger Vandalin gently snorted that...

I mizzzz tempeh... HAD an indian gf, kena train on how to use fingers to eat already.

 
At 11:42 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

Amazing how you are attentive enough to remember a person who commented on your blog yet boh liao enough to mix the name up on purpose.


Person who does not stay in Buangkok, SIB.

 
At 12:23 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

webmaster: hueheuhuehue... aiyah.. see everyone like drooling liao..come come. i can do take away service at home.. but no delivery.. order food in advance.. =).. serious!

vandalin: impressiveeee

SIB: so now u gonna cut short to SIB ah???

 
At 4:58 PM, Anonymous blackcat gently snorted that...

I dreamt last night that U gave me a set of 4d nos! If strike, I'll treat U to a facial "contouring" treatment at a clinic at Paragon...kekeez.... Btw, where's my da pao???!!!

Bad news! Kent Lim said that Joakim is going to be one difficult contestant to be thrown out of the competition.....Wat say U?????

 
At 8:19 PM, Blogger jllt gently snorted that...

Oh my! You should share the recipes. Everything looks amazing!

 
At 11:36 PM, Anonymous Sleepless in Bangkok gently snorted that...

Small talk at its best...
What's in a name?

 
At 11:40 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

blackcat: wah.. if got win must tell me..

jllt: wah babe.. long time no hear. how are you??
yeah maybe i shd.. but must ask mom coz i cant cook for coconuts heuheuheue

SIB: aitteee

 
At 1:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

Celle babe..

Gayle is not in the runnin of Spore Idol??Crap why all gd singers gone??
Yea..Mathilda's one of the best..Sporeanz donno how to see izzit??why tt scary Paul still inside??& wat's w the hair??I feel tt if his hair is not like tt i think more ppl will adores him eh..

 
At 1:04 AM, Anonymous WinterAngelzzZ gently snorted that...

Celle babe..

Gayle is not in the runnin of Spore Idol??Crap why all gd singers gone??
Yea..Mathilda's one of the best..Sporeanz donno how to see izzit??why tt scary Paul still inside??& wat's w the hair??I feel tt if his hair is not like tt i think more ppl will adores him eh..

 
At 1:50 AM, Anonymous Sleepless in Bangkok gently snorted that...

aitteee?

simi lai? Does it go well with teh si? Meesiam without hum?

 
At 2:25 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

winterangelzz: nope.. gayle was out very early, mathilda just got out.. joakim still in.... coz people in this island are all deaf

SIB: meesiam where got hum

 
At 2:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

can have yr mum set up food stall?
looks damn nice lar can? *hungryz*

 
At 8:03 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

i wan leh.. in the agenda.. but muz plan propery ferst.. now can do take away tho haha

 
At 12:49 AM, Anonymous ryousuke gently snorted that...

I want to date you. ;)

 
At 1:17 AM, Blogger sibelius_2 a.k.a Ah-Gong Shostakovich gently snorted that...

If Singapore Idol continues another season, this will be the end of the Singapore music industry. It'll just be a shameless fashion parade (worse than that) where people are out to be seen than heard. Probably cause the death of radio too, cos the ego begos won't get themselves seen and they know deep down their voice sucks but they don't want to admit it.

They should do something about the flat notes. I crine a lot when I take the bus to go home from school on Thursday nights!

 
At 1:31 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

ryousuke: heh? wah.. how? i dun even know you. dun be so mysterious lah.

sibelius: why ur name so compreekated one? yah lah.. i think next round of idol nobody want to watch liao.. sian hor?
national embarrassment.. cheh

 
At 2:14 PM, Anonymous blackcat gently snorted that...

OPimplew gierl...keen to go for the interview of an oil broker job??? Btw, interested in joining a cooking class by a famous chef?

Meet up leh..next week or something???

 
At 5:02 PM, Anonymous jul gently snorted that...

i miss indon food! the pete and sambal!!!!!! *sobs* you just can't get authentic indon food here in singapore. all of them taste singaporeanized (if ever there is such a word).

i also miss eating with hand. i shall go and feast at sari laguna when i go back home. *wail* i want to go back now.

 

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