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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Monday, May 15, 2006

Back with a Vengeance


I got scolded already.
Just because I have not been bloggin for a few days, doesn't mean I was busy with my toy.
Clement is not exactly a toy lah okay, please be more civilised leh. I love that rascal!

And if I suddenly blog more than ever and I do stop talking about him, it wouldn't necessarily mean that things have gone haywired.

Cause, I would probably kau bei kau bu about it, if it did happen.

In a subtle way of course.

Heh Heh.

Anyway, I had a civilised dinner with his parents last Saturday. It was lovely to be able to sit with a proper -full attendance- family and have dinner cause I would never be able to do the same with my own family.

Unless, if my bro can bring his PSP, I can bring my boyfriend, my dad can bring his mistress and my mom can bring her future rich husband (to be found).

Sounds exciting. Guess who would foot the bill?

Ah. Families... It was Mother's Day last Sunday wasn't it?

What did you do for your mom? ORRRRRRRRR



Hehehehe... mothers are lovely. They have the truest love. They are the loveliset creatures.

Even when sometimes you just * sigh...* CANNOT UNDERSTAND THEM!

Even when she smacks your backside when young, locks you up in the store room when you refused to eat, even if she comes up with the weirdest lan jiao logic, enforces emotional blackmail, cries her heart out at your bedside when she's found you in your drunken stuphor for the first time, forces you to eat her herbal chicken EVEN WHEN IAM DAMN FULL OREDI, and when she scolds you for singing in hotel lounges at night (cos she thinks you would fall sick and blah blah...), .... the list goes on...



I love her the mostest in this whole godamned world.

She's the most beautiful too.

My mom just closed her noodle shop. a few months ago.
She's coming here to live with me , if you haven't already known that.

So, I wanna put up photoes of BAKMI APIN on their last days.

This is Santo (Wit's best friend) and Wit (my bro of course)...
Santo is holding KERUPUK KAMPUNG... very very nice cheap, Indon prawn cracker, full of MSG and will make your hair drop..
You'll love it if you try it!

They were eating and drinking and smoking in Bakmi Apin..
When we found something interesting in the cupboard upstairs...


Okay, I know you can't see properly, but it's dated 07 -2004 or something.
Point is , the bloody thing has gone out of shelf life. DEAD. R.I.P.

I used to buy lots of these for mom, so that she can make tiramisu and all that, but her kids kept complaining about the calory content so she stopped making and the baileys have gone stale.

So... without much thinking, we openned the bottle and drank up. The liquid has curded up with white solid bits floating, it was a tad sourish but the alcohol bit was still lethal.
It was 2 pm in the afternoon.
We just had Hong Kong Fried Rice (with lap chiong kind, damn nice!).
We were full and it was hot and dusty outside.

Don't care, Baileys session continued. We poured the baileys into the ice kachang I orderred from the small shop opposite Bakmi Apin.

It was heavenly. Baileys is probably one of the very few good things, that come out from Ireland. Hehehehh..That and Guiness.. ( Hehe.. SORRY KIERAN, if you're reading lah)...

So , we just drank and drank the sticky-looking fluid.

Santo was drunk like prawn.

Mom drank a bit too... she was so funny.
If I wasn't wrong. I think it was during Chinese NEW year few months ago.

This is my mommy..

Okay, I have much much more flattering photoes of her... hmmm...
She was very tired that day. Trust me she's damn HOT!!!

She's so petite, sometimes I can't believe I came out of her stomach.

So slim and sooooooo small lah... basically.. damn petite. DAMN CUTE!

Sexier than and Almost as cute as this...

Haiyah.. Pandas are also so cute. I wonder if I can ever have one as pet.

To be a bit random, I got some other back-logged photoes to show-off.

This is Wendy, me and Sandra a few months back.

How are you bloggebritie- babes doing??? Let's hang out again soon!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is me and Ting Ting, my cousing.. Hmmm.. I have a feeling I put this up before. I think I am getting alzeihmer's.. how the hell do you spell that again?

The girl is getting married next year...
How come nobody wants to marry me???

Ah... by the way... You should check out KAirali Bistro near Little India, on Thursday. Friday and Saturday nights, they have the most amazing guitarist-percussionist duo ever!!!

They are so good they are the ones who play for Wang Lee Hom, JJ and David Tao's gigs. Clement brought me there last Saturday ans I was blown away. KC, the guitarist-vocalist was just damn good. In fact, I saw the percussionist, Mhd Noor, at the David Tao concert in HongKong last month!!! He plays this drumbox thing. A box that acts like a drum.

Music is God's greatest Gift. You know. Besides Mothers. Of course.

One more thing I have been busy with...
I have a new baby.
Not Clement's, don't worry.


HP iPAQ !!!

It's the newest model too..!

It's RW 6828!! Is Anyone else using it??

It's sooo chioo!!!

And small and light.. and the other day hor..

Clement mentioned something very simple but smart.. (or so I'd like to think),
as we were browsing Harvey Norman at Suntec.

"The words FLAT and SMALL are only good connotations in the electrical goods industries!!"

Hmmm... yep and yep..

And Aiyah.. You should check him out at Acid Bar sometimes, I'm so in love with his voice and fingers (on the guitar lah)..

Back to my iPaQ Baby, You know I am actually very swahku one. I've never used a PDA before, let alone PDA phone... I didn't know can surf the next from phone one. Heh.
Now I can go on MSN from my PDA on the bus leh!

OR STREAM err.. okay I didn't try any funny sites or porn sites ok. But I did check my Friendster.... =0So I'm learning a few things and doing many many things to it now.

And I will report soon.

Heh heh..

So exciting!

I'm fiddling with it now.... Can play solitaireeeeeeeee.......

Listen ladioooooooo.............


At 8:33 PM, Blogger WhiteShepherd gently snorted that...

Oooooh, I love my PDA! I always thought they were too nerdy even for me, but once I got one, I can't see how I ever got along without it. Go to palmsource and get you some free software. Have bluetooth? Wow, Wendy and Sandra. Hotties!! They make you look like drunk prawn. Your mom is a cutie. She looks just like an older version of you. Eating with Clement's parents now huh? tsk tsk.

At 6:52 AM, Anonymous sleekshoes gently snorted that...

hey lady , u lady , cursin at your life're a discontented mother and a regimented wife .i've no doubt u've dream abt the things u never do ...But i wish someone , had a talk to me , like i wanna talk to you. uuhh.. ive been to georgia and california and anywhere i could run ....took the hand of a preecher man and we made love in the sun ....But i ran out of places and friendly faces because i had to be free..I've been to paradise but i've never been to me ....

At 8:50 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

whiteshepherd: aiyarrrr... now i look like drunk prawn. basket!

Eh heh, only one dinner only lah ok.. and oh. yes... got blue tooth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never knew what it was for before this. hahaha..i thought blue tooth was handsfree device..
tsk tsk..

sleekshoes: u very umm.. lyrical uh?

heheh... nice song.... if anything. =)

At 9:41 AM, Anonymous fool gently snorted that...

"The words FLAT and SMALL are only good connotations in the electrical goods industries!!"

really true. i shall shamelessly include it in my random quote list.

At 9:48 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

fool: ANDY! when you add it your list, can you please credit it to:
Clement Yang Xi, Mr.

Thank you. =)

Heh heh. btw, Maylin is queuing for a plot in Duggan Ranch. Resale.

How r u doing ar?

At 1:37 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

omg... why do i always fall sick...

somebody check my organssssss

At 4:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

Wah Cool how much was the rx6828 if you dont mind me asking?? im not in SG atm :(

At 4:43 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...


Check out this webbie I found on ipaq,,it shows market price etc.,39001703,39116580p,00.htm

Review not too bad at all. Not in Singapore? When u coming back?

At 6:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

Ohhh cool thanks for the link... quite alot of hype surrounding the release of that ley... you didnt buy it off the shelf i take it?? Must be fren from inside HP one =P... Alot of ppl haf problem with the O2 Atom thats y wanna get this one....

Actually im based in Perth, Australia (not ang mo lah) but come back end of every yr lor...see got wat new gadgets to buy =P

At 11:10 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

anonymous: hmm.. me dunno leh.. was a gift! what a nice one yea!

I love it.. i'm trying to blog with it. so i can lie down on bed and type..
now, sorting out my wireless at home. i think hor.. i forgot my password to my wireless access.. damnnnnnnnnnnn

yeah i think u shd buy this one.
ipaq one. i love it lah. so small too..

then we can exchange tips hehehehe..

like.. where to buy the funky funky stylus... or...

i think i shd open a funky stylus shop...

heh? one with fluffy fur at the tip. etc. cute?

At 1:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

Wah so lucky got it as a gift! hehe whoever gave u got good taste sia! Hmmm mebbe u can just change your wireless access pwd to a new one then it should be fine... try see if can stream divx/movies from your network should be neat if u can! i havent even got one yet how to get stylus??? haha :) stable anot ur one? That unit's direct competitor O2 Atom has had alot of stability issues in the past so hopefully HP has ironed out all the bugs with this one. Apparently made by the same company (Quanta) and slightly cheaper too!

If you have a look around and forums everyone's anticipating its release and no1 seems to be able to get their hands on one yet! (Cept u of cos! feel special anot? hehe) btw what colour is ur unit again??

At 4:28 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

anonymous: I FEEL SUPER FYUCKIN SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!! =)

Ah, mine is like grey-silver., very pretty.. i will take photo of it and post it online soon.


At 8:27 PM, Blogger WhiteShepherd gently snorted that...

Back with a vengeance? My ass. More like "Back with mild apathy". How many days it been since you posted? Put away your toys (bf and hp), and get to typin!

At 9:33 PM, Anonymous s gently snorted that...

hi there, have u found out whr yr frds got the cake from? my frd's bd's coming, i wanna get her a pretty cake if possible.

At 12:59 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

s: yepp... its from coffeee bean, but u gotta order online.. go to their webbie lah..
happy bday to ur fren!!!


whiteshepherd::: oh blimey!!!!!!!!!!!! scolded again.. =(

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