The Right Member to Hit G

AUNTCELLY's Special Guide to : " The Right Member to hit G"

This is the sequel to the AUNTCELLY's Guide to the Right Member

This is strictly a girls' read! !!
If you have a willy and no boobs, please click here instead.

Alternatively, the blokes can read some of my more manly posts,

like how the gulf war started, how the football scene is cursed,

Or, you can read manly blogs like bigfuck's, donaq's,

Or stalk other babes like lilmissdrinkalot and evelyn.

*I bet after mentioning that this is purely a ladies' entry, all the more them blokes wanna read. Kaypohs!!!!!!! KAYPOHHHHHHHSS!!! Read if you insist,
But you've been forewarned. Dont blame me if you buay song !!!!*

For the ladies, please ensure that you have read the prequel, The Guide to the Right Member, it's the pre-requisite to this lesson.

This Auntie's guide will discus the importance of length , diameter and shape to hit G and go GA GA GA GA...&^*$$^!!

The various members' statistics which are widely available are:


1. Long but small diameter




Verdict: This is not ideal.
Not only might it puncture your womb and portude out of your navel, but it also won't be thick enough to rub against the G-spot.


Now that we're on the G-spot subject.

Where's the G-spot?

Some say there are several, all over the body and it varies from person to person.
But AUNTIE's version is also scientifically verified. Somehow.

The location is shown here.



It's rather rough, it's easy to find. Go explore.
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2. Short and small diameter:



Verdict: Well, ticklish I'd say..

But, if you like... it's up to you. If you're not the ticklish kind then...
it's abit " why bother?"... it's like worm in a beer barrel.

To thicken, you can try using like 3-4 condoms at one go.
Make sure there is no trapped air in between the layers, else you'd be 'pussi-cock-farting' throughout. It can be quite disturbing.
If this happens, blast your LinkinPark from your speakers.
I wouldnt know how that multi condom strategy works out though.
There are always extension gadgets if you bother.


3. Long and thick :



Vedict: Full tank.
This could be good, but it could be painful.
You'd really need extra KY. Or you can try Durex 'play' gel.
At the case of emergency(i.e no time to buy/run out), use water. Lots lots.



4. Short and thick:



Verdict: Don't be deceived.
This actually might just pull the trick, after all G-spot is very near the entrance.



5. Medium length, medium thickness:

Verdict: Almost the Best Deal.
A balance is always good.

But this is not the best?

Yep, the next one is best.

6. Medium sized but Kinked:



Verdict : Perfecto.
G spot is easily within reach.
To fully utilise, Missionary is advisable.


If the kinked member bends down instead.
Revert the position. Upside down orientation instead.

You know how to work it out right?

In this case, Doggee's advisable.


All in all, if your men don't seem to have the most ideal one, good news is:
Actually Stats Does Not matter.
Well actually it does.
But not that much.

Most importantly, you have to have good chemistry, sparks and many many butterfly flips from even just glares and touches from the lad.

On top of this, skill is important.

This will be highlighted in the next guide.

The Next guide will be super crucial as it shall conclude the lesson on how to hit G.

It will be solely on how the girls get their Os.

Not the men.

Men I dont care.. Them friggin wankers get Os all the time.

Wankers!
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Since I just read today's ST and they mentioned about the importance of abstaining from pre-marital sex or 'free' or 'loose' sexual activities. I shall warn that you take proper precautions. This must have all been taught in secondary schools. Dig out the science textbook.

If you're a woman, you'd also have to be over 16 , but if you're a guy (I can't believe you're still reading), then you can be of any age apparently.

Apparently, an older woman can have intercourse with blokes of any age. Even 12 or 13 as long as he's not calling for his mommy. Bleugh...

But seriously girls, if you're not in love with the guy, you're not gonna get much out of it.

Forget it!!!

Save it for the one who gives you all the electric shocks.
To deal with the aftermath possible emotional attachment, Auntie here cannot help.
If you get broken hearted, go clubbing la....

It's all good....