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Thursday, May 05, 2005

Eat,Eat, Man, Woman

This entry lists out the foods much loved by the males and and the foods much loved by the females.

It was sprung up from a conversation with my velly adorable good buddie.

Me and DC were eating desserts one fine day after dinner. Eons Ago actually.

We both got ourselves a cone of ice cream with 2 scoops each.

Before I started licking the ice cream for the 5th time, the bugger has finished the hump portruding out of the cone.



ME: Wharr piang leee... you hungry or wat..???

DC: Wat watt...?????? *licking the already concave ice cream top*

ME: Mine like haven even melt yet..

DC: Heheh.. well, you shouldn't be surprised what...., if it was a paddle pop, or those ice creams on sticks, you sure finish waayyy before me..!! *licking somemore*

Me: True lehh.. I don't think you would enjoy it anyway.

DC: Yeah.. give me cone sundaes anytime mann..... *licking and grinning away*

Me: Eh..., can dont look at me when you do that?

DC: Who looking at YOU? Siao! Look at you, all my ice cream freeze lah!
See.. *eyeing the sweet looking girl walking around* ..
The kway chap girl quite pretty hor..

Me: Ocht....k la..


So,

Man, woman, eat different things. Shall we list them?

MALE FOODS:





1. Oysters..

I must say the look and the smell have striking resemblance to_______!!!!

The fact that it is a powerful aphrodisiac is also a BIG bonus.

Most would eat rock oysters raw. They just lurrveee it..

*shrugss...* But, I don't eat things raw..I only do things raw..

And yes, Sydney has some of the best rock oysters..



2. Ice creams:

Not all ice creams are appealing to the men.

Even if it's a sundae.

Strawberry sauce on a sundae dun look so good...

.
.




Err.. kinda remind me of.. er.....

Aiyah.. just dont use strawberry sauce ok?


If it's got two humps and lotsa whipped cream...




Definitely a yes.


For those of you who cannot be torn away from local delicacies,
there are a few Singapore foods to choose from too.

Singapore foods:

Chilli Crabs!!

Eat with hands, no spoons, no gloves.. savour every drop.
Chilli Crab is one of the best things about Singapore!



Tulang

If you dont know tulang, aiyorrrr.. go to the nearest Malay restaurant and eat.
It's so fun to eat. A lot of slurping involved. Make your guys practise!


FEMALE FOODS:


1. Bratwursts.

A Classic.





2. Lollies.

Another classic.



English delicacies:

3.Spotted Dick.




Yep, there's such food and it's delicious.

Undoubtedly one of my favourites during my growing up days in England,
The English Traditional Dessert looks like this...

Yum...



I like..becoz it's sweet, creamy and got lotsa a raisins!! OK!



And now for the local scene....

Singapore foods for Ladies:




1.Goreng Pisang

Local classic.





2. Satays..

Eat from end.. then side.. then end.. like that more fun.
But dont choke..
If too long then sideways.. You should know what to do laa..


Ok la.. now you guys know where to take your men/ladies for dinner.

26 Comments:

At 9:16 PM, Anonymous Spanar gently snorted that...

err....banana split ice cream for u?

 
At 9:48 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

spanar: err.. why leh.. i haemophrodite hor.. i see

 
At 10:44 PM, Blogger J Schnorng gently snorted that...

wahhh craziness!

 
At 11:09 PM, Blogger YuZ MaMbO gently snorted that...

Heh... first of all, how come the date of your post so funny one? Its dated June, n its only May for goodness sake.

Hmm... sundaes... absolutely lovely. Lick here, lick there, everywhere lick lick. Only u know how to appreciate good food eh. How your mind dishes out sillyness everytime, i sometimes wonder.

 
At 11:49 PM, Blogger aGent X gently snorted that...

u know in the olden days, women who use 'charm needles' to enhance their beauty cannot eat satay direct from the sticks as it will break away their charm.

don't know if that's true, just heart it from old wives tales long long time ago :)

 
At 12:26 AM, Anonymous Sleepless in Bangkok gently snorted that...

Haemophrodite, wow that is way more interesting than the food posts!

More HaeCelly adventures Pleeeaze..

No Haemies in Bangkok, many Katoeys and desperate Ang Mohs who dig ugly chicks only..

 
At 1:25 AM, Blogger jcyrhs gently snorted that...

i can't look at all these food the same way anymore... WHAT ELSE CAN I NOW EAT IN SINGAPORE!!!

 
At 2:40 AM, Blogger airhole gently snorted that...

i like spotted dick.. hmm.. *slurp*
hahahaha

 
At 3:26 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

Hallo peoplee id ma veryrr draunk ritgh now.. plsee dn muind my lousddy speeellingg... let me tyryy to andswerr some questionsss..i juszt carme back from thumper..ladeis nigtht..soooooooo........... dun blamer me for beingg so sdrunk..

J: wsats so craszyy?? mee carazy? or the foodss crazy. or teh enrty carzy?? or ue carzy? orr me carzy??
diddf i say thatdd oredfi??

yuz: it hink i mustve been drunk.. jusdt catn watit to be older heh.. lemme fixx it when i sbober ok..
lemind meee laas.. its' tnot june yet iss ti??

agentx: wadst charm needelds u tokint aboutt heh.. i dunno.. needels to poke up int ehe arse?

sleepless: angmohs got xotic taste lahh... emeaningg. wen u guyss tink she ugluy// to them shef fuckenr chiooo.. itsz ldat..
i heametprohdite.. yeaahh. isa thad so inetrsesting? wrrll.. i geat besttt of btoshh worls!!

jchrys(or watevr laa. so hard to srpell..:

wsast to eatt in sdrpooeree???

so manyyy..... hehdd..

tell uuu.. girslss go slurpe those noodels.. u guyss go eat icee ceream laaa..

aiurhole: u dooo?? i hope u a girl ssiiahh... aree uu. ???????????????i go checclk tomlo whn i soberrt ok..

ok preple. i catnt freakgging typerr oo no moreer..

gfoood niggthth..


mauckz muackssr

and haaapuy 5th off junwee. ehh maeyy

 
At 3:39 AM, Blogger suspiciousbastard gently snorted that...

No leh...I prefer the food you listed in the female category. Except the lollipop. I'll just watch girls eating it, I don't eat it myself. That is, if I had a chance to watch girls eating....

 
At 3:50 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

sleepless: why u don have chan elleehh??? buyyy therm a lillo thene wacth lorr...shit alal theese foodsa making mee hunrgyy silalllllllllllll

 
At 8:15 AM, Blogger BeeNuts gently snorted that...

Yums...makes me hungry...

 
At 9:14 AM, Blogger Shortphat K gently snorted that...

You sounnnnddd like youuu rrr highhh oooon padddleeepooop orrr sooomethin......HA

 
At 12:00 PM, Blogger bobby gently snorted that...

where got nice goreng pisang?

 
At 12:25 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

suspicious bastard: heh.. mebbe ur stomach is a woman!!!

almonds&diamonds: your nick name makes me hungry!

shortphat: hahaha .. yah.. was high.. not paddlepop tho.. siao.!

bobby: my mom makes the best got cheese on top somemore.. but how come u asking abt pisang goreng lehh????????

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger crazycat gently snorted that...

hmm... can i smear chilli sauce all over the sausages? and grill them? lol

 
At 1:34 PM, Blogger Edmund gently snorted that...

Mee Pok la...Mee Pok is better than all the food you listed lah...
Mince meat Mee Pok.....is the ultimate
Damn I miss me Mee Pok.....
BTW, Mee Pok is a bisexual food.........right?

 
At 1:36 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

cat: warr u sadistic siahh

edmund:mee pok hmm.. quite .. but nothing to do with the minced meat heh..

 
At 5:15 PM, Blogger Edmund gently snorted that...

Hari ini sudah hari Jumat ya?.... exammu sudah selesai?

Actually, Cat's suggestion on the sausage is already making me hungry....

Sausage Hotdog anyone???

 
At 5:54 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

ed: how come u also eat sausage?
then bobby ask for pisang goreng. heh.. bloody hell.. u guys nvr learn a thing from my entry.. heuheuehuehuheue... go eat tulang laaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 
At 9:46 PM, Blogger crazycat gently snorted that...

hmm.. maybe i have have someone volunteer "something" for the grill? haha

 
At 9:50 PM, Anonymous Sleepless in Bangkok gently snorted that...

Most haemies actually decide on a dominant/prominent sex after puberty so quite unlikely to have best of both worlds la.

Happy for the Ang Mohs, they weed out the *fugly*(to quote you) and everyone's happy. They like young Thailand men/boys too haha and its not restricted to the clergy either...

Ya I am a big meanie.

The message is not for me right?

sleepless: why u don have chan elleehh??? buyyy therm a lillo thene wacth lorr...shit alal theese foodsa making mee hunrgyy silalllllllllllll

 
At 12:56 AM, Blogger bobby gently snorted that...

can i try ur mom's with cheese on top goreng pisang? i've been craving goreng pisang for a long time. and i might jus turn some gays on while eating the goreng pisang... i jus realised i prefer the 'female' food more to the 'male' food...

 
At 1:04 AM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

Celle: Seeing as how your comment on my blog was hopelessly mangled (I've been in that state before so I understand perfectly), I'll just assume you're going for the next Mambo. So drop me a line on wednesday, ok?

 
At 3:14 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

cat: contribute wat??? aiyorrrr

sleepless: no i was drunk.. i think i meant it for suspiciousbastard or smth..

bobby: ayee.. can can.. next time i make i sell u laa.. 10 bux per piece..

ad: yep yep... i just came back from zouk actually.. but wed shd be rockin again.. will sms u... cya

 
At 5:03 PM, Blogger Living in Thailand gently snorted that...

Nice blog about Thailand !Maybe we can money together by you selling flowers for us! I have a website Flowers To Thailand

 

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