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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Pwease Be Kind to Animals..

Didja know??

That... The Zoo in Singapore has one of the widest variety of animals??

That... The Singapore night safari is not any less remarkable?

That... they share the animals in both places..

Therefore........

Didja know ....

That the animals need to work DOUBLE SHIFTS????

am- at the zoo,

pm-at the night safari..

Yeah, bo pian what.. how many sabre t0oth tigers can Spore afford.. bo pian must double shift
(* ok.. sabre tooth dun have.. tigers got...)

But that explains why the animals are always sleeping whenever you visit the Zoo isnt it?
Poor beastly things have to work all day.

It's almost like each is opening a 7-11 all by themselves. Heh.

Let's see some konking geezers..



EH!!!! STOOPIDD RACCOOONN!!!
Hehe.. actually looks damn cute horrr.r.. kuchee kucheeee*tickle*...
Will he fall off the tree if I tickle him?? So fun!





EH!!! You think wat? Ozzie ah? There you can sleep all day lah..
This is Singapore dei! We work round the clock one!





I think for the exceptional case of this Atlantic seal....
a bit bo pian horr.. must be the darn jet lag..

Sheesh man.. his sleeping position cant be more hideous !
Like that shiok meh? He looks like he's doing yoga actually..


SOOOO...
All these evidence of low motivation at work has raised the need to well-treat these animal workers in the organisations.
Therefore certain measures need to be observed and adopted to maintain harmony in the zoo and increase each animal's job satisfaction.
This includes:

1. The encouragement for them to embrace diversity:
(They should appreaciate one another's strength (e.g licking skills, tick-eating skills), and disregard the differences such as the fact that some are hairy, some are spotty and some are fyucking ugly (e.g hippo, yak),
therefore the lions won't eat the deers, tigers won't eat their keepers)


2. The increase of trust, therefore inducing higher co-operation:
(taking turn to sleep to effectively achieve both customer's satisfaction and sufficient resting time)


3. The increase of Emotional Intelligence, therefore the increase of each animal's self confidence:
(so that the boars won't think they are fugly creatures and let themselves get bullied by the evil lions and be made fun of in Disney's cartoons).

An appropriate example:






4. The setting of equal rewards.
(If the tigers get New Zealand sirloin steak, SO SHOULD THE ostriches!! Look at how thin they've become!! Bloody unjust zookeepers!!!




*Dey call me anorexic, I'm really not,
I dun even have energy to keep my eyes open and stay upright..hmmpph..*


5. The importance of learning imperative.
Yes, these animals must learn how to adjust in the ever changing world,
This world is getting more hi-tech!!!
I just received email from an overseas bitch the other day. Quite impressive huh.


6. The ever-readiness to face the ever-changing world.
(They must be aware that if they keep sleeping on their job, we might replace them with battey-operated duracell bunnies, howling tigers and drumming pandas). Therefore, buck up fellas!!

Message to the public: So , now you know why these animals are actually trying to look all cute for you in the zoo, but can't.
Be kind to them and pass them hongbaos so that they can run off one day.


*bo pian: no choice
*hongbaos: red packet with $$ in it.

Ok.. I am going mambo now.

Here's me before heading out...



TATA!! have a good day and be kind to animals!!

35 Comments:

At 10:54 PM, Blogger airhole gently snorted that...

Can I be anal retentive? too bad, I am anyway.

no lah, they dun work too shifts lah... my friend works at the Night Safari, we had a conversation the other day, he said many ppl believed the things u have mentioned.. but they dun have enuff manpower to do the double shifting thingy.... oh well

 
At 11:53 PM, Blogger makanmonkey gently snorted that...

U r just hilarious. =)

 
At 12:03 AM, Anonymous Sleepless in Bangkok gently snorted that...

Not too sure where that is, anyone know where cowboy bar is??

For a while I thought I got invited to Soi Cowboy in Bangkok.
Nah, I will pass if thats the place you are referring to. Passe..

If its just a request to change a place to argue, any place will do.
Like all good things in life, you just have to be in the mood to be in the groove.

And nuff said.

 
At 12:10 AM, Blogger Poncho the beagle gently snorted that...

Anyone know why its called night safari? Most of the animals arnt even roaming but freely. More like night zoo hor?

 
At 12:43 AM, Blogger MyOrangeSweater gently snorted that...

Talk about animal variety, here in the US, there is a huge variety of ... road kills. For the past 1 week, saw dead racoons, possums, musk rats, geese, moles, rabbits, squirrels, and something that looked remotely like a fox. Also, deers ... they are notorious for jumping in front of high-speed vehicles. I almost hit one last Fall (when they are most active). Thank goodness I was driving slow and it wasn't running very fast (it was sight-seeing, I guess). Managed to avoid it somehow, otherwise, will be eating venison and buying a new car liao. A fren of mine hit a buck once, and the entire front of his (rental, thank goodness) car gone case, the animal died, and the wife cried for 3 days. I am not bull-shitting ... try hitting a 200-pound animal at 70 mph ... it's a pretty scary experience.

 
At 1:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

only some animals do double shift..not all..think it's the elephants.

 
At 2:28 AM, Blogger Hai~Ren gently snorted that...

I think got diff one lah... they got separate groups of animals for the zoo & Night Safari... e.g. Zoo lions are African lions, Night Safari ones are Asian lions, Zoo tigers are Sumatran tigers, Night Safari tigers are Indo-Chinese tigers.

And you going Mambo? BO JIO!!! Aiyah, but even if you got jio ppl, I dount I would go also. Too busy mugging in school right now as I type this.

 
At 2:28 AM, Blogger J Schnorng gently snorted that...

wah, dunno why but i haven't been getting your updates on my RSS feed, leh! Damn strange, right?

I was wondering what the hell happened to Celle and her blog, and came looking - wah, lucky you are still in business, sia!

Ok, well, cool.

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At 4:26 AM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

You too much. Go mambo never jio. I oso got go leh. Where were u?

 
At 7:41 AM, Blogger Gabrielle gently snorted that...

huh exams over le? go mambo...

 
At 8:23 AM, Blogger CyBorg gently snorted that...

oei... go mambo bo jio leh!
exams all done liao???

 
At 9:08 AM, Blogger crazycat gently snorted that...

hehe... not all work double shifts.. i think not many at all. Me most fan of nite safari.. think so far been there 6 times liao

 
At 9:41 AM, Blogger Shortphat K gently snorted that...

Talking at being kind to animals...Apparently, New Zealand has 4 Million Ppl, 7 Million Sheeps and 70 MILLION POSSUMS!!! The NZ govt are encouraging ppl there to road kill the buggers or start a possum factory canned them and ship them off to china or something!!! How kind...

 
At 12:53 PM, Blogger crazycat gently snorted that...

Shortphat K , that is juz horrible!!!!! reminds me of the kangaroos incident in Aussie.. :(

 
At 1:21 PM, Blogger sleepless gently snorted that...

damn funny!! i read all your previous blogs...almost rolling on the floor. you are good! woman!

ya, agree. love all animals.

 
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At 2:00 PM, Blogger Hai~Ren gently snorted that...

shortphat k: That's because the possums don't belong in New Zealand. Some idiot bring them over from Australia, and in NZ, where they have no predators or diseases, they just breed like crazy and threaten the native birds, and destroy the habitat for lots of endangered birds and other creatures.

I'm an animal lover, but I also support the need to reduce populations when they get out of control and threaten to destroy the environment and other species.

 
At 2:03 PM, Blogger Shortphat K gently snorted that...

hai~ren: Yeah, I heard that the possums were brought into NZ for fur trade in the early, mid 1900s but the fur trade died off and the possums were left to go forth and multiply. Point is, this is what happens when you mess with nature. A Shit load of MESS literally...

 
At 2:57 PM, Anonymous huei gently snorted that...

EHH! go mambo siah... wah liew... me still tryin to get engine started to study, u already mambo-ing?!?!?

this ur final year already right? when ur papers end?

 
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At 4:50 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

oh allalala...
biggest hangover ever...

adrian: were u really at mambo??? u saw two crazy girls on the podium drunk and silly , shaking buns n def entertaining the crowd?? aharrrrharrr... must be me after many drinks..

to those who believe in every info I put in blog.. huehuee.. sorrie ahh.. not like i do research. i put them up out of hear-says and own thoughts..

but heyt heyy!! Lukily in US, they dun have the ROADKILLED Animal ZOO !! barbaric.. !instead of seieng them standing around.. u watch them getting smashed... ok ok.. DO NOT DO THAT!

and FYI... hahaha I am still in the middle of exams.. haha.... 2 more papers to go.. SO that was ust taking a break.. damn bloody hangover now..
^^

 
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At 8:29 PM, Blogger suspiciousbastard gently snorted that...

Hai Ren: "I'm an animal lover, but I also support the need to reduce populations when they get out of control and threaten to destroy the environment and other species."

Yes. It is time to exterminate 3/4 of the human population.

 
At 9:05 PM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

Yah, I did remember thinking "that crazy chick sure looks like Celly". Then I thought "nah, can't be, she has exams and not even she is that crazy", haha. Dammit! Should have gone for a closer look!

 
At 9:16 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

eh ad: FOR REAL?
u really went mambo???

 
At 9:29 PM, Blogger Jayaxe gently snorted that...

Thought the last pic should say, be kind to Celle too! Haha.

Anyway, yeah, with only 8 working hours a day, I guess I'm luckier than the animals then!

 
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Celly: Yes!! For Real! I was there!!! Hahaha.

 
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