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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Saturday, April 09, 2005


Dear Blogger.. Why u keep fyuckin up on me? Huh? Huh??? I need to blog to stay sane.. Why you lidat ah? HUh? HUh?? I WAN TO BLOGGGG WHY KEEP F_ING UP?? ps: *This is how I look all day...cannot shit out bullshit on the blog...so look damn constipated!!! coz I dunno wtf is happening with the blordy server.. so the least I can do is post a bloody picture on Hello.. I'll be damned if it even appears.. BTW... BJORK still rules the corridor!!! I think it's her Stress anthem or something.. I may need to check her out.. skarli really gone gong gong liao.. poor gurl.. Eh! Poor me lahh cannot blog!!! arghhh.... OK Ok.. KNS.. blog tomolo ok... Arghh.. #$#@$%%^!!!!!!!!!!! SIAO BO!!! PPL WAN TO BLOG ALSO CANNOT!!! SIAO BO!!!!!!!!!!! IS THIS GOD TRYIN TO TELL TO GO AND STUDY!!???? NICE ONEEEEEE DUDE!!!!!!! MUAXXXXXXXXXXXX!!! LOVELY!!! SIAO BO!!!!! SIAOOOOO!!!! SIAO BOO!!!!#@%$#!^ Posted by Hello

15 Comments:

At 4:30 AM, Anonymous ead gently snorted that...

wah i tink u dun blog sure ki siao liao!...but if u say u can't blog, where did this entry come from...or am i asking a dumb question?

 
At 5:33 AM, Blogger J Schnorng gently snorted that...

Haha...I totally feel your pain dahling. What to do? Blogger is acting up like crazy. Damn sian, right?

Haiz...nevermind, we will overcome!

Regards,
J

 
At 8:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

perhaps you should do what the loansharks do..go hang pighead or put up 'notices' on her door/wall/area/floor.I've many such experiences too.

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger Vicnan gently snorted that...

ead: i dunno.. mabbe the photo posting thingie? All that text's a caption! Heh.

relaaaaax.

 
At 11:06 AM, Anonymous The Potty gently snorted that...

You are showing withdrawal symptoms. Think you need some professional help. Else you might wanna try those little tubes of detergent where you stick it up the 3rd eye. It helps to overcome constipation

 
At 11:11 AM, Blogger maotai 茅台 gently snorted that...

the potty - in the pic she looks like she had just done that LOL

 
At 1:24 PM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

If all else fails, you could always start a diary.

 
At 1:50 PM, Anonymous yuz mambo gently snorted that...

Its a sign from the divine ONE... A sign for me to actually study instead of readin your blog. HAw Haw. Aiyah, stupid exams lah.

Anyway if u cant blog, try writing to the "Straits Times" commentary page or orbituaries or the "Today" paper lah... Expand your readership to the masses, reach out to them. Like tat, sure get famous one. Give Neil Humphreys a run for his money.

 
At 5:07 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

Ead: yes this is photo posting.. all the words were caption.. thats why soooo unreadable! so that was quite a dumb question unfortunately

yuz: maybe i write for ST obituaries.. heh.. u dun joke abt them la u.. siao bo!

hiks.. I think smth wrong with the server in my room..cannot log into blogger... NUS pls look into this! thanks! I need to blog, v important ! Life and death kind!

*typing from com centre*

 
At 5:34 PM, Blogger Jayaxe gently snorted that...

Eh, don't mean to sound sarcastic, but I don't need to google for 'pics of people looking as though they have constipation' anymore. Hahaha.

Ok seriously, yeah the blogger server is damn cocked up. I'm thinking of finding a new blog server or something.

 
At 6:55 PM, Blogger Shortphat K gently snorted that...

This is wat happens when you got a big company (google) buying up other smaller companies...it goes into pits...dunno what will happen to flickr now that they are bought over by yahoo...shit man

 
At 7:09 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

eh dudesss.. can any of u see my more recent entry succeeding this one anot? coz i cant.. cos apparently mr J schnorng from the West can!! coz he posted comment.. but bloody hell.. wat happens to it.. i cant see it.. can u???

 
At 8:15 PM, Anonymous Guofeng gently snorted that...

Your new post was dated 5th April.

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

guofeng: thx for noticing.. i've moved it up accordingly.. cheers

 
At 5:45 PM, Anonymous reader gently snorted that...

is this u shitting face? quite attractive if u ask me.

 

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