My tusheez

This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Up up and away..

Tuesday midnight came and went.
Cat my lovely Cinderella has gone on board the winged chariot and to my dismay, she did not leave behind her left shoe. The chariot's wheels did not fall off and up up and away she went.

As she was crossing the much-hated, glass pannelled border, Jac and me started 'fighting', pulling each others' hair out, strangling each others' neck, to of course passers-by's bewilderment, in desperation to lure Cat back to motherland and rescue us both from each other. However, she merely sweetly grinned and waved at us.

Arrrh.. That bitch!

I am pretty melancholic right now actually. I'd be surprised if I can come up with anything witty today.

I have however noticed the rampancy of vulgarity usage in most of my previous entries. This has saddened me slightly. Thinking that my brothers also read my blog, I am burdenned with the responsibility of being decent and role-model-like. On the contrary, I have kindly portrayed myself as a barbaric, boorish, uncultured, phillistine, churlish, indelicate tramp... (check out my Thesaurus using skills!)

Argh.. WTH.. To hell with decency..

By The Way, Just because I blog like a moron, doesn't mean I am not worldy wise.
I also know about the tsunamis, the recent tremors and the up and coming Armageddon.
heh.. In fact, I was quite a genius yesterday. I made my prof scratch his head, open his books, think for damn long, mutter "How come ah? hmm.. What did i do ah?", and think again for damn long.
(It was about the enthalpy of a refrigeration system if you REALLY want to know)
Damn.. how come now that I am about to leave school and grad, I am suddenly becoming one of those nerds who point out mistakes in lecture notes. TOO lateeee liao babee..

Now that I've said that I am quite worldly wise, I am damn stressed. I think I shall take it back. I'll settle with the original queen of bullshit.

Cat's departure was not the only down-bogging event today.
My hunky friend Muthu, who has been an incredible inspiration to me and a loyal provider of good porn, has admitted that he has been listening to Fish Leong.
WTH...I seriously dont know who to turn to next.

My fortnight of physical absent has obviously very damaging effects on the poot.
Here's the THEN and NOW photo of him.


He has sadly adapted the chikopeh singlet fashion which he claims to be airier, shed a few pounds, gone down a few cups, rebonded his afro and started consuming bamboo sticks, which he claims to be whacky coz he can use it to hang clothes thereafter.

"Tee Hee Hee.. Jiak bambo si beh shiok leh"

I am now a most digruntled soul. I miss Afro man!!!!


At 3:32 PM, Blogger miryclay gently snorted that...

babe you're so funny man!

just keep on ranting! love it!

At 6:08 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

heuheuhueue... aite..^^..

At 9:39 PM, Blogger Jayaxe gently snorted that...

You missed Afro? Go find the one you bumped into at the library lor! Hahaha.

But really, I have to hand it to you. Normally when I'm sad, I don't even feel like blogging and you actually managed to come up with so many hilarious stuff!

At 12:45 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

i tot damn corny an entry but oh well.. the bugger actually sent me his pics to post on webs (so sweet ah..) and no he didnt go for makeover. afro man did too much programming..

the afro man at the library is hmm.. abit too afro heuheuhuee..

At 8:34 AM, Blogger Iza Firewall gently snorted that...

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