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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Holey Doley

AORRRR......
My exceptionally lousy skills on taking pictures and my incredible bo-liaoness have raked in attention in abundance!

I must thank my very low resolution webcam for being so supportive and breaking down only after all the photoes were taken.
Since my photoshop skills are currently non existent, with 1+ Mega pixels quality camera, I didnt havta camouflage the blemishes.

So double yay!

However, now that I get more blog read'rs, I am more stressed than ever.
Not sure if I can be funny everyday.. there are days that I can only come up with lame rantings... How lidat..?? *cold sweat*

Today, I just watched The Wedding Date with Dr Tang cause the preview was interesting.
It was about a career woman fallin in love with the male escort she hired.
But the movie turned out to be lame lame lame..

However, the issue of male escort strikes a chord.

While my friends are going for graduation trips, I am thinking of saving my money to instead hire a blooooody good male escort and take off for a joyride.

WAD WAD???.. Why cannot???

SO I searched online and bloodey hell, there are quite a few companies listed in Singapore itself. Most of them are down Orchard road, heeehh.. what are the chances?? However, they DONT have catalogues. BOOO!!!

But the international scene is quite exciting, read about twice winning Mr Bahamas claiming to be well endowed, a big time model and an experienced escort.
Wohoo.. Bahamas men here I come!
However, he didn't include his pictures..
SO... HMMM.........

Me was wondering..
How do the Bahamas men look like arr???
I cheer so much, skali like milo prata.


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CHIALATTTT!!! Tho' that could be very well his name!!..
(to bahamas dude: fren, if you happen to ever read this, not that you aint good looking or anything kay, just aint my type..)

Oh oh.. I found a better webbie to look for all sorts of male escorts.. import quality! It's so import that the names are in #%^&$#$ language.. ok ok.. I bet it's Russian.

Lets check out the dudes !! (ooh.. dont I just love doin this!)


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LA lala.. this shall satiate my fantasy of men in uniform. But, of course this one comes with a bonus, I can then be a communist lover!(in all senses of the word!)


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Eh, this one cannot la dei, he sure talks about gardening and horses.
And in Russian! That's crapshit la..
Not worth my one cent.

Neexxxtt!


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EHHH!!! MAI THU LIAO!!! How much how much????

Alrite dudez, I need to scooter off and learn some Russian.

Meanwhile , those potential escorts out there should buy this book and serve some lonely female souls some blueberry pies aite..



* UH,The hard way olrite..*

In case you were wondering how much they cost (boys and girls alike, you'll never know), apparently, the UK market price is 45-100 pounds per hour, but discounts can be negotiated for long period of hiring.
However, I've heard that in Singapore, escorts are available at $450 for the first hour, $300 for subsequent hours. Extra services are at your own discretion and negotiations. (Thanks to Llyod and his undeniably reliable resources)
Damn, people hire car, hire van, hire wigs, hire gowns,
I want to hire MEN..eh MAN..at least to start with...

Don't you think it's a damn fine job for the men? Get paid to date women! Win-win liao lor..

In fact, in Taiwan, there are clubs known as Fridays which only women frequent, to check out, be served by and later on hire the male escorts. The men are well trained in basic dancing skills like cha cha, tango and they are trained to be smooth and witty. How come we don't get this in Singapore?
(No need to ask why, I know..)

17 Comments:

At 2:20 AM, Anonymous concerned gently snorted that...

eh siao char bor, shouldn't you be doing your fyp or studying?

 
At 7:44 AM, Blogger Adrian gently snorted that...

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