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This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Monday, March 28, 2005

HITS & MiSSes of FOoTie

We all love football dont we?
But perhaps for slightly different reasons.
Coz moi, for instance, I love it for the studly players.

I would like to proudly rank them (mostly in terms of looks and pertness).

NUMERO UNO MAN:

This has got to be.. HIDETOSHI NAKATA>>>> Those of you who are not cheering.. F OFF!
You dont know how much joy this man has given me. He fills me with euphoria and delirious sensations. Nuff Said...
A hunky Jap (not the usual funny haired, scrawny ones), and he speaks ITALIAN!!! bloodey helll!!!!!!

Let us oggle a little at the ultimate hunk.. Il Bellisimmo!!
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OHH........MY.....GODDD... (ala Chandler's Janice from F.R.I.E.N.D.S)

How dashing is that? And his shirt's got holes in them.. like.. how stylo is that??
Heuehuhe...

NUMBER TWO

Raul Gonzalez used to top my chart before I found out that the bugger loves his wife very much, which I respect, so I still honour him at number 2. (Figo is completely out coz his wife is some pretty watshername model.. and I hate guys who love pretty models. I have a lot of arguments to this.. but let's just simply put it as... I am jealous and inferior. Sorted!).. And this is WHY Beckham is not on the list at all..
Coz he's an unfaithful prick.
Anyway.. his banana kick is losing steam la.. become limp goreng pisang liao..

OHKAYY.....let's see some Raul..



URRGHHHH!!!DAMN THAT PRETTY WIFEEE!!!

Arghh..#$%$#$%$#&&%$&#$%@^%&^*&(!!!

OK.. (for the male readers' sake) let's check out the lucky byatch..
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Arghh... DAMN DAMN DAMN!!hands down lorrr..

Okay.. enough about fit footballers.. it's making me way sad..

BUT BUT BUTTT ...THERE is a curse on the footie scene too!!What's with the awful names...???

Team-wise.. Whats with Arsenal--- Arse-anal? We get your point liao.. no nid say twice right?
Ok la.. I guess must blame it on the Brit Counties who name their cities like that.
To bring it to a neighbourly context.. why did they name the city in West Borneo Pontianak. Or more like why did you call the lovely lady Pontianak..(out of point liao..)

Now for the Arsie team member:

Fredrik Ljungberg >>> Ljung berg? Is that German for long bird?
Watever, I guess it fits the theme.. arse, anal, long bird.. all the she-bangs.
What a butty boy team ArsEAnal is la..

Here's another deadly curse.
What can be worse than having this bloke's name???



The darling Mr Frank Lam-par(d)...
What is it like to greet your fans:
"Hi, I am Frank Lam parrrd, can call me Frank..
or can call me Lamparrrr(d)...."
Thank goodness he's not Singaporean isn't it?

Now, Mr Dearest Nicholas Butt,
who has gloriously left Man U to join NewCastle in 2004.
The Manchester born lad is a traitor!! Hor...
Anyway... What's his surname dude!!!!!! Mr. Butt...

Here's an example (bad one) of his jersey...
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Now, I would like to seriously and most thoughtfully suggest this design below as an alternative..
At least now we know where and what the word is refering to..

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Ta Da....
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*FREAKIN WICKED AINT IT??*

Enough football for the day no?

Just some tips for hunky footballers out there..

Dont get footie gers for yer wife coz two pairs of your wholesome calves would generate kiddies who can star in KFC's latest " Our tasty, fat chicken drum sticks" Ads.

11 Comments:

At 7:33 PM, Blogger Jayaxe gently snorted that...

Hahaha, and also Middlesbrough is known as 'Mee Rebus' to some hokkien uncles here!

Hey, I read one of your archived post and I realized that you went to the S'pore vs. Indon Tiger Cup Final too (Right?). We could have been sitting like on the same row or something! The Indo fans were very funny, show us their arses when we did the Kallang wave. Haha.

And, and what EPL team you support? From the looks of it (coz you never condemn them), it has to be Man U right????!!

 
At 8:38 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

EHh... no no.. nvr condemn doesn mean my fav team.
It used to be tottenham hot spurs. but like the angmoh ahpek ageing nicely there.. or is it just sheringham who has moved away anyway. (rightanot?)...
I used to bet against oxford united when i was still studyin in oxford. and it won me quite a bit of money. maybe my fav team then.. haha.. love it for being so damn lousy!.. but for liga espanol.. barcelona anytime.. real madrid is turnin into a team of advert stars.. shoot shoot commercial forgot how to kick ball la

 
At 8:40 PM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

oh yah.. abt my fellow contrymen showing their ass. Their asses are not bad tho rite? We indons hv nice pert asses. heuhue

 
At 9:25 PM, Blogger Jayaxe gently snorted that...

Yup! I was intrigued by their 'ass wave', so much so that I concentrated on their butts more than the action on the pitch.

Oh man, what do we have here? A punter babe! Studied in Oxford somemore. Respect sia. But boy, am I glad that you didn't turn into 'ang mo pai' with the England slang plastered all over. You're just cool the way you are.

Keep it up!

 
At 1:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous gently snorted that...

talk about coincidence. i was just explaining to my friend i call kow,(a hotspur fan as well) why i hate arsenal. cos the team-name started with arse. and their manager's name was also a disgusting arse wanker. and i was telling that friend how i was wondering why people dun make jokes like these about arsenal. now i know i'm not alone.

 
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olrite i shall check out the webbie! thx for the tip ^^..

 
At 1:54 PM, Blogger Linus gently snorted that...

there are many more good looking footballers out there ... and speaking about pretty wives, italiano footballers hav the prettiest around ... though mr. karembeu can argue that he has a slovakian supermodel as his wife

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At 1:23 AM, Blogger CELLE gently snorted that...

linus: hehehe. ya la.. btw for the last pic.. sorry bandwitdh explioded.. i go rehost..

 
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