ELEK-kokonadden-TRA

Today, Cat dragged the babes to watch the WRONG movie!!!
She wanted a no brainerr.. well a no brainer indeed.. We complied simply because we wanted to meet up anyway..

I was instructing them to sshhh and watch the ads and movie previews prior to the start of the movie. I reckoned that was gonna be the BEST part of the whole $8.50 spent.
And, I couldn't be more right. ..

Already cursed with NO-BRAIN, predictable, tacky plot and tainted with bad, trying-to-look-sheh acting, the movie was no more than a shampoo ad for MIss sexy-bod, luscious-mane Jenniffer Garner.

Surprisingly, the audience laughed at moments we found utterly unfunny.. *whimper.....more background ranting...*
I guess the world needs this sorta no-brain consumers to keep the movie business going. Hollywood has flops too! Duhh..... Numerous!

This movie is more ridiculous than the adjective can describe.
Miss Elektra can spend a full 5 minutes sword fighting, falling on her back, getting cornered , looking like she was treacherously trying to survive from the Jap bloke's fatal attacks, ..BUT.... to finish him. all she had to do was throw her mighty trident at his chest and tadaaa.. he's dead!

BAH!

And to wake the lil girl up from death, all she had to do was rub her hands together and subsequently place her palms on the girl's forehead and tummy.
Amazingly, lil girl will start coughing and wake up from R.I.P mode. Well done....
Next time I feel dead.. I'll rub my bums together...

BAH BAH!

Hollywood should stop making action movies that incline towards Eastern martial arts scene.. Whats with the yoga, flying kicks, hah hah hih!... heh.. stick to Rambo andTerminator!!!
Keep those machine guns and Uzzis.. hung onto well oiled, muscly men and no top.

Let us Chinks do the flying kicks, spinning jumps, flying daggers with tangled cloths and shit like that.. that's wat we're best at.. Horrr.........

Me and Jac flanked Cat, trapped her right in the middle and kokkonaddenned her throughout the show and the bus ride back about how stupid Elektra is, snorting, bitching and snoring at intervals.

Cat should stick to her intelligent self , along with her intelligent suggestions!

Enough of shit-eating movie review, I would like to indulge in deep thoughts....