My tusheez

This blog was started once upon a time when a young girl at school didnt know better but thought otherwise. So the way earlier entries can be crass and words inappropriate so please don't judge. As now the person has evolved into someone older and wiser (hopefully) ..:.... But some of the entries were classic and hilarious so I don't have the heart to delete them :@ Well we were all young (read:wild) once, right?

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Brazillian for the Lads

Staying in on a Sat nite.. made me ponder about some serious issues..
Should the blokes shave? Mr TeeHeeHee (THH) brought it up to me today...
He told me dat he doesnt wanna end up lookin like seaweed in the pool..
Fair enough..

But, then the newly growns are gonna be so pricky.. ouch.. (for the girls too!)
So.. why not stick to board shorts when swimming eh? Besides.. wearing those skimpy tight trunks..could be a tad dangerous rite?
Why if a girl drops her bikini top.. whoo peeii doo! Lads better stay in water!

Mr THH also mentioned about girls goin for Brazillian.
Well, he's just a tad worried that there may be grime and kaya if too luscious. Bah.. but I reckoned boyfriends who DIE DIE demand Brazillian from theirs girls are a tad paedophilic! Wadz wiv makin them look like 5 yr olds?

Mr THH also cleverly informed me about the scents and the Pheromones (or smth lidat)given out by the nether follicles (i.e amazon mufflers)---SPose to drive the girls crazy.. Are you sure about this dude??? Geeez...

Anyway, Mr THH wanna claim his Pulitzer for having such brilliant, meticulous, noble discoveries about the human's Southern mane.


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